CHAPTER 2: BECOMING A DAD: 101

A/N: I realized in my last note I made an error with my wording. The ages I listed in the last chapter for Asgore and Toriel are their current ages which is physically around a human's early forties. Hope that clarifies it a bit. If not... I always thought it should have... And I want to send a thank you to all that has followed, favorites, and/or commented on my story. It means a lot to me and I hope you enjoy the cover pic I spent all night making... ONWARD WITH THE CUTENESS!

ALPHYS'S P.O.V.

Sans showed us into the small little house which was well organized, stray a few toys here and there.

The little human girl stayed near Sans's side as much as possible even sitting at his feet in the floor when we sat down in the living room.

Sans sat up a bit and said, "to begin with lets start with introductions."

The girl smiled and stood up. She politely bowed to us and said, "Hell-wo, my name is Frisk Serif. I'm 4 years old and I like drawing pictures of flowers and bugs and of Daddy and me. See?!"

She held up a crude yet childish drawing of two figures, one in blue and the other in purple, with various other things around them (mostly scribbles). Sans gave a small laugh and said, "you could have waited until they introduced themselves before showing off frisk."

She blushed and said, "But I wanted them to see it Daddy..."

I gave a soft smile and said, "W-Well I thought it was v-very pretty Frisk."

Frisk looked at me with wide eyes and said, "Real-wy?!"

I nodded and said, "My name is Doctor Alphys. I'm around 74 years old and I like to do science."

Frisk got all starry eyed at me and said, "You do science?! That so cool Dr. Al-fis... Al-pheyss... Al-fie... Ah! Dr. Alfie!"

I began giggling while Sans, Undyne, and Papyrus began rolling with laughter. Papyrus gasped out, "WOWIE THAT WAS TOO CUTE TO HANDLE!"

Frisk looked to Undyne as Undyne put her serious face back on and she said, "The name is Undyne. I'm 75 and I like fighting, watching human history with Alphys, and cooking."

Frisk looked at her with a tilted head and said, "Human history...?"

Undyne jumped up and said, "What have you never seen the history up on the surface?!"

She replied in a confused tone, "Surface? I only remember being down here with Daddy. I never been to this surface place, but if you real-wy wike it's history then it must be pretty neat!"

The three of us stared at the little girl in awe as she played with the plead of her skirt.

She has never heard of or been to the surface?! How?!

Sans gave a look to us that said 'explain later, finish intro's now'.

Papyrus smiled at Frisk and said, "GREETINGS SMALL HUMAN! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I AM 53 IN AGE AND I ENJOY PUZZLES, PASTA, TRAINING WITH UNDYNE, AND MY ELDER BROTHER SANS!"

Frisk looked at Papyrus with wide eyes. "You're Daddy's bwother?!"

Papyrus nodded with a proud nod of his head. Soon Frisk had attached herself to Papyrus's leg and yelled, "Unkie! Unkie Pap-pie-rust... No... Unkie Pap... Ah ha! UNKIE PAP-PAP!"

That sent the room into howls of laughter while Papyrus was holding Frisk in a hug and said, "YOU THINK OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS AS YOUR UNCLE?! THEN WHO AM I TO DENY YOU THIS HONOR?! I SHALL BE YOUR UNKIE PAP-PAP!"

Sans gasped out between his laughter, "oh-oh my god frisk... pap... this is so damned cute! i wish i had my camera when that happened!"

Frisk had turned around but remained in Papyrus's lap and said, "Now's Daddy's turn!"

Sans shook his head and said, "sweetheart they already know me..."

Then the little girl pouted her lip and asked, "Pweaze Daddy?"

He sighed and said, "that pout of yours... get's me every time... as you all know, i'm sans. i'm 84 years old and i enjoy jokes, ketchup, and science on a occasion."

Frisk smiled and said, "Yay we all *yawn* know each other now..."

Sans looked at her and asked, "is someone ready for nap time?"

She yawned again and said, "But I'm not... tired Daddy..."

Sans gently scooped her up from Pap's lap and said, "sure you aren't sweetie, because to me you look bone-tired."

Frisk gave a tiny giggle and said, "Silly Daddy... Nighty Nite..."

Sans pressed his head to hers in a loving manor and said, "sweet dreams princess."

He looked at us and said, "i'm going to lay her down in her room be back in a sec."

Soon Sans flashed away and reappeared in a few seconds. He gave a soft chuckle, "sorry 'bout the shenanigans earlier. had to get her hyped up so she lay down for a nap. makes it much easier to tell this story now."

Undyne crossed her arms and said, "The story of why you're harboring a 'admittedly adorable' human, which could free the entire Underground..."

"that and a little bit more but i need your word that you all won't repeat a thing said in here to frisk... she's not old enough to here this yet..."

We all quickly promised and Sans pulled a note from his jacket pocket.

"it all began 4 years ago when i was doing my rounds in the forest..."

SANS'S P.O.V. (FLASHBACK)

"alright, i check on the post like pap told me to, i talked to the door lady for a while, now let's head to my secret spot for some practice with the gasters."

I stated to myself as I walked into the hidden room after making sure Gyftrot was no where in sight and Alphys's camera was deactivated.

I had found this room when I was just a kid and Pap's was still a set of baby bones. Soon it became my secret training area and hideaway from... Well everyone. I built a little shack in my spare time, so I could sleep there or even stay if I need to cool off or let Paps cool down. No one even knew this room existed and I liked it that way.

But today was rather... Different.

Instead of my room being empty and quite, there was a wail coming from the patch of golden flowers that the sun shined down on during the day, but it was evening so not much light was coming in other than the light of the crystals.

I approached the flowers to find, to my shock, and infant human child. The child was wrapped in a ragged blanket that had no means of warmth, it's clothes were filthy and covered with grime. The child, who barely fit into my hands when I had picked it up, had bruises on it's cheek and forehead that had began to yellow.

What on earth had happened to this baby human?!

I looked down where it lied to see a note hastily scribbled out and a diaper bag filled with various baby object (most of which were very questionable). I quickly read it aloud;

Kevin,

Get rid of this kid and do it quick!

Never shuts up, and is considered sickly for being small at 4 months.

Can't make any money off of him like the others we use for work, so dispose of him.

I heard there are monsters on Ebbot.

Drop him down there, and the monsters will get a snack.

It will be like Frisk never existed and we can try again for a non-defective child and raise all the cash we can and get out of this hell hole.

Molly M

"they can't be serious... this is a child not an object! the bastards..." I yelled out, causing Frisk to cry more.

I looked at him and said, "hey, no need to cry... how about i get you inside and put on a diaper, get a nice warm blanket, and get one of this bottles filled up, sounds nice?"

Frisk looked up at me showing off his brilliantly blue eyes and gave a small gurgle in reply. I grabbed the diaper bag and said, "i'll take that as a yes."

We began our walk inside as I softly rocked the little baby back and forth. It reminded me of the times when I had to care for Papyrus when he was just a baby after Mom died and Dad disappeared... Pap was a very picky baby but it did teach me a lot of responsibility which helped a long the road. Plus it made dealing with a human baby a lot easier...

But that brought up a new question. What should I do with him? If I take him out in public, Asgore will kill the child. Not happening especially since he's only been alive for 4 months. Bring him home? Pap's would want to turn him in to become a member of the Royal Guard. Even if he promised not to, he's not very good at keeping secret things secret. The Door Lady? I couldn't make that door budge with my magic, and she's only there once every couple of days and I never no when, so that's out.

Frisk began to wail once again after realizing he was being ignored. I'll come back to the 'where to go now' topic later, right now this little guy needs a diaper change.

I pulled out a clean diaper from the diaper bag, along with wipes and baby powder and set the baby down on the table. I quickly took off Frisk's dirty diaper and made a realization. He was a SHE!

"*sigh* kid, your parents we're messed the hell up in the head if they couldn't tell your gender after changing your diapers... but that's going to change little missy."

I poke her little belly and she began giggling out a laugh that sounded almost like a bell ringing. I always enjoyed making people laugh but a baby's laugh has something magical about it that just makes me laugh right back which in turn made Frisk laugh even more. It became a vicious cycle with no end in sight. Finally I stopped laughing long enough to find some clothes that weren't that filthy and made a bottle of milk up for her.

I sat down with her in my arms and began feeding her as she snuggled up against me. Soon she had fell asleep, allowing me to set the bottle down and get a good look at her sleeping form. Her tan-ish skin met up against a dark brown mop of brown hair that barely covered her entire head.

All in all she was a little cutie. But if she was ever discovered... She'd never get to actually live...

I looked back down at Frisk as she gave a small smile in her sleep and I finally came to a decision.

"sorry pap... i'm going to have to leave you alone for a while... but i promise... i'll be back when she can live without fear... and you know how much i hate promises." I whispered to the air hoping my brother would hear it.

TIME SKIP (1 YEAR LATER)

"D-d..." Frisk gurgled as she wobbly stepped towards me.

She had grown so much in a year unlike monster babies who took at least 3 before they could start walking and talking.

Frisk had walking down to the point I had to run to prevent her from getting into things, or making a mess of the clothes I made her (after all I did make Papyrus's battle body and scarf, plus some of our other clothes too).

I looked down at her and said, "hey there miss trouble, what's going on?"

I picked her up and said cooed out, "D... D..."

I looked at her and said, "you trying to talk? are you saying doggy? daisy? diaper? no? because you need one."

Frisk giggled and continued to make the 'd' sound over and over while I changed her.

As soon as I finished, I declared, "all good. all cleaned up and ready for play. what do you say to that Fri-..."

"Da... Da..."

I froze where I stood. I turned my head down to the little girl who had little pigtails in her hair.

"frisk what did you just-"

"Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da..." She babbled looking up at me with a big smile.

I couldn't help but smile back at her and hug her tight. She thought of me as her Father, I mean, yeah I cared for her but she called me Da-Da... I couldn't describe how much elation that brought me.

Without even realizing it she had me wrapped around her little finger, and I didn't give a damn because I loved her... I love her like a Father would his daughter... But it's only just now sinking into my skull that she thought of me that way.

I pressed my teeth bones to her forehead in what's called a skeleton's kiss and said, "yeah princess... i guess i am your dad... which makes you my daughter..."

I held her little hand and said, "and no ones ever going to change that... you got that frisk?"

She cheered, "Da-Da!"

I laughed and said, "i'll take that as a yes... but from now on i'm going to be careful with what i say... don't want a cursing little girl."

Frisk grabbed the hood of my hoodie and began gnawing on it with glee.

I smiled and said, "come on, let's get you some real fiber-ics."

END FLASHBACK

"and that's how frisk came to be my daughter in all but blood... and to this day i still wait for monsters to accept that not all humans are evil so they won't try to kill her or bring her straight to asgore." I stated as I ended my tale.

I looked at my guest to see Paps had tears and a prideful smile on his face, Alphys had a smile on as well (probably thinking this was just like an anime), and Undyne who was holding the note in hand glaring at it in red hot hate.

She growled out, "When we eventually get to the surface, I want to kick these people's as-!"

I raised my finger and said, "frisk maybe asleep but still no cursing anywhere near her okay? that's a major ground rule."

Undyne nodded and I continued, "and besides..."

I glowed my eye and said in my deep voice, "i have first dibs for what they done to my little girl."

"D-Daddy...?"

I turned my eyes normal and looked to the hall to see Frisk walk in her cheeks a bit flustered and her looking a bit pale. I walked over and said, "you not feeling good kiddo?"

She nodded and said, "I'm cold..."

I pressed my hand to her head and said, "you've got a bit of a fever going on... but we out of fever reducer right now... the one thing i forget to buy on my outing..."

"THEN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAN GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME!"

I smiled and said, "thanks bro but remember, you haven't seen me. just get the medicine and get back okay?"

He nodded and said to Frisk, "DON'T WORRY SMALL NIECE OF MINE, UNKIE PAP-PAP SHALL RETURN WITH THE PROPER MEDICATION! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"

And with that, he ran out the door.

I picked up Frisk in my arms and sat down in my chair holding her close.

"Does she get sick often?"Alphys asked, a tad bit worried.

I replied while petting Frisk's hair, "every so often, like that horrible note she gets sick easily. usually it's a fever or a stomach bug, other than that she's pretty healthy and likes to play... a lot. bet she's going to want to play with you three when she feels better."

Undyne sighed and said, "I'm still not totally comfortable with her being a human but..." She looked at Frisk and said, "She was monster raised so I can't complain."

Frisk smiled and said a bit drousley, "Tank you Ms. Un-die-nee..."

Alphys chuckled slightly and said to Undyne, "Alright you have to admit she is adorable. I mean she can't even pronounce some words right! It's so cute~!"

Undyne looked at Frisk and said, "Alright kid, say spaghetti."

Frisk tilted her sleepy head and said, "Pas-getti... Spag-atti... Spill-get-tea... *cough* Um... I don't tink I can say it wight when I feel icky..."

Undyne couldn't hold back her laughter at Frisk's attempt to say my brother's favorite dish.

"Alright Alfie, I admitted! That kid is so dang cute!"

Frisk curled up to me and shivered a bit. I looked at Alphys and said, "hey there's a blanket next to you, mind handing it over?"

She nodded and quickly brought it over, allowing me to wrap Frisk up in it. I gently petted her head and said, "go on an rest frisk, papyrus will be back with medicine soon and you'll be a right as rain."

She nodded and said, "Okay Daddy... I love you..."

I skeleton kissed her head and said, "i love you too princess, now rest."

She nodded and closed her eyes and soon enough she was asleep in my lap. I gently pulled the ribbon out of her hair and laid it on the coffee table.

Soon I notice the two female monsters eyes on me in some sort of awe. I smirked and said, "she's always fell asleep quickly in my arms... don't know why but it's-..."

"Sans never in my entire life have I ever seen you be... Well active." Alphys supplied.

I shook my head and said, "kids are balls of pure energy, especially the ones who are really young because they want to know everything and that means they want to get into everything. i swear i've had to keep frisk out of the cabinets more times than i can count... first time she did it, she was covered from head to toe in flour. i had to wash her first, then clean the floor then clean me up. and do you know what happened next?"

They both shook their heads.

I replied with a chuckle, "frisk had found out that faucets let out water..."

Alphys giggled out, "She didn't... Oh my goodness she did!"

"yep flooded the kitchen... let's just say that was frisk's first trip to the time out corner. but i got some very cute pictures out of the whole experience... and before you ask, i'll show you them once paps gets back."

A/N: Explanations have begun and there is more to come~!