Disclaimer:

I do not own nor am I part of the Attack on Titan franchise. I do not own any of the franchise's characters, ideas, or concepts. All verses are written in the thought of the characters, but do not represent nor does it imply anything about the characters' behaviors. Some characters may not have last names so I have made on up for the purpose of this fanfic. Any names that do not match the franchise's character are either not real or have been made up.

Author's Note:

This is the first and last battle of the semi final round. I will not discuss the details of what is going to take place in this unusual battle, but trust me, you will be surprised when you read it. I am sorry that this took so long, but this idea was very hard to do since I have never done anything like this before in my life and because I couldn't figure out how I should do the verses so it would sound right but still make sense and also I started up Football and it basically took over my life.

I would love to give a special thanks to one of my readers, who for some strange reason I am unable to post their name, but I would like to give them a thanks for his concern on this battle. It was his PM that helped spark this clever idea.

Please leave a review of who you felt won, later I will hold the finals of the characters based on the votes. I will also accept requests via PM if there are any. Please enjoy.

If nobody votes, I'll have to decide and you will not like my choice because, as much as I hate to say it, I am a very biased person when it comes to deciding which character won the battle, (Ex: Ymir might run off with Historia, Annie might win the whole competition, or Armin might kill everybody off because he is a thug like that), so please vote because I just want this competition to be more fair and less biased.

Commander Darius Zackly stepped onto the stage of the recreational stadium as he did before, eyeballing the immense crowd as he shouted, "Welcome back to the twentieth day of humanity's first annual Rap on Titan Competition!" The crowd roared as the stadium shook with the excess of the crowd's excitement as Darius received a letter that would contain the next contestants names, "I am Darius Zackly, commander of all of humanity's military assets inside the wall. I am the host of this competition! This is going to be the only battle of the semi final round!" Everybody looked at each other with confusion of to why there was only one battle when there were four contestants left. Darius cleared his throat, "Let me explain the breakdown of today's battle. The remaining four contestants have been broken up to two teams. The winning team will advance to the final where they will face off against each other." The crowd began to jump with excitement at a higher level of intensity then from all the previous battles combined. The phenomenon that was going to take place was unheard of, and the crowd was excited to bear witness to it, "The teams for this battle are Historia Reiss and Armin Arlert vs Annie Leonhart and Ymir." Both teams stepped up to the stage, "Since their team was chosen first Historia and Armin will start first." Darius handed the cute blonds the mic, "Each person from the team with the mic must contribute to their team's verse. That being said, the competitor holding the mic does not have to focus on dissing both of the opposing competitors." He looked at Armin and Historia, "Alright, begin!"

(Armin's and Historia's Verse)
Look it's Ms. Frozenhart and Ms. Freckled Devil,
It's funny Historia, these bitches think were on the same level,
So listen up, you dumb hoes are in trouble,
'Cause we're here to turn your walls into rubble,
Bitches better know I'm clever,
More than you can endeavor,
Bursting through your walls like the Armor Titan did Shigashina,
Annie, you won't be safe in the confines of the districts of Wall Sina,
I'll have you looking tore up like what happened to your only friend in the world Mina,
You should know a sorry won't change Anniething,
Especially if you are never remembering,
And look at Ymir,
I still can't comprehend why she's even here,
I didn't know that the Commander was that forgiving,
But I still wonder what the hell it was you were giving,
Both your efforts aren't worth the lives of a thousand fuckin' children,
'Cause after this battle, you both wish you weren't even livin',
Annie, Ymir, I don't know why we have to even battle you,
'Cause these words just destroy and rattle you,
You're both better off being fed to the Titans
'Cause some of Humanity's weakest just became Giants
'Cause it's Humanity's Nicest versus Humanity's Meanest,
Don't act all surprise, this is real, you just seen it,
So get out of here, and Ymir, stop tucking your penis.

The crowd bursted into a mixture of laughter, cheers, and chants as Armin walked to Darius and handed him the mic. He turned to Ymir and Annie who were now steaming with rage, which seemed to frighten him, but he simply turned away and walked back to Historia, "Alright! Let's settle down, we still have a remaining team that needs to go!" Gives the mic to Annie as she walks back to Ymir, "Alright ladies, begin!"

(Annie's and Ymir's verse)
It's cute, I don't think I've ever fought twin sisters,
But I thought we were scheduled to fight a misses and a mister,
Historia, I know about your mother, hell I wouldn't miss her,
Trying to bash on me and my home girl, I'm sorry to burst your Wall Maria,
But me and Ymir here are going to make you question what you believin',
Armin, we must've switched genders, trust me, I believe ya,
But why the hell do you let Eren get away with how he treats ya?
I didn't know we had another cross-dressing faggot,
I think Armin must have picked it up from watching Mikasa's habits,
'Cause that beast seems to destroy everything she touches,
No wonder Armin's always wearing crutches,
I didn't know Armin bent that way, 'cause he's always up on Eren, it's sick
But then again they roll up in a group, guess the trio's gonna trip,
When they find out that only one of them has a dick,
And poor little Historia, guess she didn't remember her name,
She joined the Trainee Corps 'cause she thinks she's the one to blame.
When her whole life went up in flames,
Miss "I want to help people" Do you even know what the hell your sayin'?
You need to sit out, 'cause me and Annie aren't even playin',
I can't believe these bitches say that they aren't relate, but hell they can pass as twins
Armin, Historia, get out of here, no need to have a vote 'cause we all know who's gonna win.

Everybody clapped and cheered as Annie handed Darius the mic, "Well this was a round that was full of extravagant lyrical skills from both teams and each contestant. Well this is the end of the semi final round so send in your votes for the team of contestants you want to make it to the next round. You can either vote for Arukuri or Yumiani." The contestants looked at each other as they wondered who had came up with the ridiculous names, "Come back to see which team will be moving on to battle against each other in the Finals!"

P.S.

The last part is because I hate the shipping wars that is happening in the fandom. I get it, I have a shit load of ships, but you don't have to ship everything, or heck, you don't have to bash every ship. I mean, it's not like they are going to become canon or anything, with the exceptions of Yumikuri, Levibroom, and PetraXtree.

Yep, I went there. Sorry, forgive me *gives you half eaten chocolates* Sorry again. I love chocolate... and making jokes about the dead characters.