Dear Bellatrix,
How do you feel about sharing a name with Bella from the Twilight franchise? And how do you manage to eat with that much hair, I personally find it impossible.
-Bloodredfirefly
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Dear Bloodredfirefly,
The thought of name sharing with that monotonous, pathetic, muggle brat, disgusts me more than I can say! May I just be thankful that her name is Isabella and not Bellatrix, or so I'm told. And my eating habits are none of your concern no matter the amount of hair you claim to have.*
-Bellatrix Lestrange
*I saw her eat myself later on, she seems to just brush it over her shoulder and avoid soup.