CHAPTER 3: ANTICS OF A HUMAN CHILD

UNDYNE'S P.O.V.

"I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY NIECE'S MEDICINE IN HAND AND MADE SURE I WAS NOT FOLLOWED OR QUESTIONED!" Papyrus declared as he ran through the door.

Sans looked up from the kid and shushed him and said in a whisper, "thanks paps but try to keep it down, frisk is all snoozed out."

Papyrus gave a knowing nod and handed the vial of medicine to Sans. Sans took the top off of the medicine and began to apply it to her forehead.

From what I've seen form human history, human medicine is taken like eating or drinking it, while monster medicine is applied through mostly creams, or stuff you pour into your bath.

Sure enough the kid's cheeks began to lessen in the red-ish color and she seemed much more at eased. Sans sighed in relief and whispered out, "already kicking in... she should be as right as rain in two hours or so... maybe less... you never know with this little ball of energy..."

Papyrus looked at him and said in his quiet voice (which still is a bit loud), "ENERGY? SANS YOU'RE ONE OF THE LAZIEST PEOPLE I KNOW, HOW ON EARTH IS MY ADOPTED NIECE ENERGETIC?"

Sans smirked and said, "i'll show ya but..." H

e turned his gaze towards me and Alphys who had taken our seats on the sofa of the living room. He then asked, "mind if i set her between the two of you? if i'm going to show you this, i can't be holding her constantly..."

I looked at Alphys who was beaming at the chance. Me on the other hand, I wasn't so sure... Come on Undyne! Get it together! It's a sleeping 4 year old sick kid! Sure that kid is a human but... BUT NOTHING!

"Go right ahead." I muttered out, trying not to let my inner conflict be seen.

Sans gently laid Frisk between the two of us, her head leaning towards me in a snuggle. I swore Alphy almost squealed when that happened. I... was still not sure how to feel about this quite yet...

"alright... here we go..." Sans held up a VHS tape and brought it over to the tape player. "this is the first video i ever took of frisk... thought if this day ever came you'd guys would like to see some of the kiddo's antics. she was around 2 when this tape was taken so she could walk, run, get into everything..."

Without uttering another word he put the tape in and the video began to play.

"AWWWWW! SHE SO TINY BROTHER!"

"Oh my Mew Mew, she so precious!"

A picture of a smaller Frisk came on screen but instead of normal baby clothes, she had a pair of huge shorts, a long white t-shirt, a familiar blue jacket on, along with her hair put into a white knit cap.

Then I heard the recorded Sans begin to speak. "hey everyone guess who got into daddy's clothes while he was making lunch? frisk, can you tell me who did?"

Little Frisk stared at the camera and said, "I dwid it dwaddy! I dwid! See!"

"who are you dressed as?"

"I'm Frwisk, ywou silly dwaddy!"

"heh... no sweetie, who are you trying to look like?"

"Oh! I wook wike Dwaddy now!"

Sans laughed over the recording and said, "yes you did baby girl... and all it took..."

He opened the door of what I assumed to be his room, showing the entire room had been tore apart, clothes everywhere, blankets scattered about books all around the room, heck even the drawers were taken out of the dressers.

"was the complete destruction of my bedroom, dresser, bookshelf, and closet... *sigh* in five minutes or less... i really need to start locking rooms we aren't currently using... who knows what she could do..."

*CRASH*

"to them... shi... crap... heh, almost slipped out..."

The camera zoomed down the hall to the bathroom, where the, 'still dressed as Sans' Frisk, had somehow crawled up the bathroom sink and knocked the bathroom mirror off in the singular minute Sans was explaining what had happened.

Video Sans then stated, "this kid is too fast for her own good..."

Video Sans picked up the younger Frisk in one arm and said, "alright princess, we're going to go get some food, and get you down for a nap... then i can get to work on cleaning up your mess..."

"No!"

"huh?"

"No nap! Play more! Play more!"

Sans sighed and said, "sorry kiddo but you need one, don't want to be cranky now do you?"

"PLAY MORE! NO NAPPY TIME!"

All of a sudden the camera was fling-ed out of Sans's hand and almost hit the ground... Almost but Sans must have the same blue magic ability as Pap does.

Video Sans looked at Frisk who was giggling up a storm and said in a serious tone, "frisk cambria serif, you are in trouble missy. i think you just earned 5 minutes in time out."

Video Frisk stopped their laughter and looked up at Sans. "No! Dwaddy don't be mad. Be good! Frwisk be good! No time out Dwaddy!"

"will you take your nap AND eat all your lunch?"

"Pwomise on mister snuggle!"

"well... alright but if you don't it's straight to time out."

Baby Frisk nodded and hugged on to Sans saying, "Otey! Wuv you Dwaddy..."

Sans hugged right back and said, "And I love you too baby girl..."

And the video ended with Sans walking up to rewind it before taking it out. I whistled out, "She moves fast."

"too fast. if wasn't for a fact she isn't a monster, i would have sworn she could teleport by how fast she moved. if i didn't keep a constant eye on her she would get into, break, or even mess up everything... don't even get me started on potty training her... she's not energetic... she IS pure energy! but let me tell ya, if you want a good night's rest, chase after her for a day and you will sleep the best sleep in your life... definitely kills insomnia."

"SO YOU AREN'T AS LAZY AS YOU USED TO BE...?"

"pap, i honestly would love to take a nap in the middle of the day again... haven't had one since the last time frisk was sick and that was months ago. i just don't have that luxury anymore... besides..."

Sans looked at Frisk who still slept soundly on my arm and said, "i have to look after her... she's not old enough to care for herself..."

Papyrus hugged Sans tightly and said, "BROTHER I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU! I DID MISS YOU QUITE A LOT WHILE YOU WERE GONE... BUT I SEE IT WAS FOR A GOOD REASON..."

Sans looked down and said, "i really wish i could of came up with a better plan so didn't have to do that to... "

"Sans... shut up."

He turned to me and I said, "Back then, you were right, I would have taken her straight to Asgore, and Pap's secret keeping back then was sub par, so this was the best option for her... Got it punk? We aren't mad at you... If anything I'm mad at her original jerk wad of parents who try to kill her! I mean come on! She was a baby! A soul who has barely experienced life and they decided to end it!"

"Huuuh...?"

I looked to my side to see Frisk waking up, rubbing the sleep of her eyes. "Daddy? Whaz goin on...?"

She said through a tired yawn. Sans replied, "nothing sweetie, the adults were just talking... you want me to take you up to your bed?"

Frisk hoped up and walked over to Sans and said, "You too Daddy... Look at the clock..."

Everyone directed their attention to the clock. 9:15 p.m. It was that late already?!

Sans shook his head and said, "didn't even realize how much time had passed. we have some empty rooms you guys can sleep in if you want. it's not the inn but..."

"We'll stay... It would take too long to get to our homes anyways." Alphys said as she stood up with me.

Sans held Frisk and said, "i'll show you once i tuck miss sleepy bones in."

Frisk looked up at him and said, "No... porting... kay... Daddy..."

Sans sighed and said, "alright kiddo, guess were walking."

Frisk looked at us and and said, "Nite, nite, Unkie Pap-Pap, Alfie, and Un-die-nee... No... Un-dyne... Dyne... Dy... Dy-Dy... Nite, nite Dy-Dy..."

Dy-Dy...? Well my name is hard to say... Dy-Dy... Not bad punk... Not bad at all.

PAPYRUS'S P.O.V.

"DADDY! GET UP DADDY! TIME TO GET UUUUUUPPPPP!" I heard Frisk yell as I was standing in the kitchen preparing breakfast spaghetti.

It appeared that the medicine had did the trick and Frisk was feeling better... It also proved what Sans said earlier... Frisk was a little ball of energy, even this early in the morning.

I heard my brother groan out, "alright frisk... i'm up, i'm up...! just please quite down, our guest are still sleeping..."

I then heard a few shuffles and down the hall came Frisk in a bright yellow nightgown with the words, 'Sweet Dreams and Nice Creams' written in pink with various Nice Creams over the pjs. Along with that she had her hair tied up with the red ribbon again only a bit like Undyne's hair, but with an overly cute bow at the base of the ponytail.

Frisk looked up at me with her big blue eyes and a even bigger smile. She chirped out, "Morning Unkie Pap-Pap! Daddy will be in here soon~!"

I shook my head and said with a smile, "NIECE YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT I'VE ATTEMPTED FOR YEARS... YOU GOT MY BROTHER UP... EARLY!"

"nice to hear you have such faith in me bro..."

I turned to see a very tired looking Sans dressed in his t-shirt, shorts, and slippers walking into the kitchen. He went over to Frisk and gave her a quick peck on the head and said, "morning princess..."

"Morning Daddy. Hehehe~!"

She pointed towards me and said, "Unkie Pap-Pap is making dinner food for breakfast! Isn't that neato Daddy?!"

Sans shook his head with a chuckle and said, "sure is sweetheart but it's not going to be an everyday thing okay? so make sure to fill up."

"Otey!"

I smirked and said, "NONSENSE BROTHER! AS LONG AS I AM HERE WE CAN HAVE BREAKFAST SPAGHETTI ALL THE TIME!"

Sans went over to the coffee pot while Frisk was at the table with crayons and some paper. He pour himself a cup and said, "bro frisk is a growing girl, eating the same thing over and over is really bad for her at this age, when she's a bit older spaghetti for breakfast everyday would be fine but right now she needs a varity."

"Since when did you learn that?"

We turned to see a very tired looking Undyne and a less tired Alphys enter the kitchen, with Undyne making a b-line for the coffee.

Frisk looked at them and said, "Morning Alfie! Morning Dy-Dy! Unkie Pap-Pap is cooking pasgetti even though it's dinner food!"

Alphys smiled and took a seat next to Frisk. Undyne turned to Sans as he took a sip of this mug that had the words, 'You've been MUGged!' on it.

He looked at her and said, "well a lot of humans drop books, including ones on children's health. plus i had to care for my bro here for the longest time. and tibia honest it wasn't easy."

"OH MY GOD SANS! WHY DID I EVER MISS YOUR PUNS?!"

I yelled causing my niece to giggle out loudly. "Again! Do it again Daddy!"

"i don't know frisk, i don't think unkie pap-pap has a funny bone in him!"

"SANS NO STOP WITH THE PUNS!"

And again my niece was rolling with her bell sounding laughter sending a mutual smile across the room.

Soon the pasta was done and served the table. Frisk halted in her coloring and began to dig in a bit messily but she looked like she was enjoying the food. Soon the meal was finished and Frisk's face was lightly coated in tomato sauce and a few noodles here and there.

Sans shook his head and said, "you made quite the mess there kiddo... guess what that means?"

She looked at him wide eyed and yelled with a big smile, "NO BATH! NOOOOOO!"

And ran off in a sprint leaving Undyne and Alphys giggling at her antics.

I looked at my brother and said, "SHE DOESN'T LIKE BATHS?"

"no, she's loves them, but like it when i come searching for her. she's loves hide and seek and will play it any chance she's got... but it does make it a bit more difficult to get her to the bathroom."

Undyne yelled out to the house, "Hey Little Girl! You got me look for ya too!"

"I-I'm looking too Frisk!"

"THE GREAT UNKIE PAP-PAP SHALL FIND YOU MY LITTLE NIECE! NYEHEHEH!"

Sans laughed and said, "oh man she's going go nuts about this..."

I ran into the living room and called out, "FRISK? COME OUT, COME OUT, WHERE EVER YOU ARE?"

I heard a little giggle coming from beneath the coffee table. I smiled and said, "I DON'T THINK SHE'S IN HERE MAYBE I'LL CHECK HER ROOM."

Another soft giggle emitted from beneath the table.

I quickly grabbed her and said, "NYEH! I, THE GREATEST, UNKIE PAP-PAP, HAVE FOUND YOU~!"

She laughed loudly as I carried her on my shoulders to the bathroom, where Sans had a bubble bath up and ready... Raising her really changed him for the better.

I carefully let down Frisk and said, "NOW GO ON, SEEMS YOUR FATHER HAS MADE A LOT OF BUBBLES FOR YOUR BATH."

Frisk smiled and said, "Bubblez!" as she ran up to Sans who began to undress her.

I walked from the door intending to tell Alphys and Undyne the search was over only to have a tiny hand grab my own. I looked to see Frisk looking up at me and said, "You caught me Unkie, so you play with bath time otey?"

I looked at Sans and he said, "don't look at me, she's the one talkin' about it."

I smiled and said, "I'D BE HAPPY TO MY NIECE!"

Frisk bounced and ran back into the bathroom.

Sans looked at me and said, "her shampoo is the little green bottle, her toys are in the wooden box next to the towels, if she gets soap in her eyes there some wash cloths and soak it in clean water to..."

"SANS ARE YOU... NERVOUS ABOUT THIS?"

"me? nah..."

I raised a brow bone at him, he scratched his head and said, "maybe a little..."

He sighed and said, "she's never had a bath with anyone else but me watch over her."

"DON'T WORRY SANS, IT'S JUST A BUBBLE BATH, IF I HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, I'LL CALL. NOW I KNOW I'M GOING TO REGRET SAYING THIS BUT, GO TAKE A BREAK BROTHER, CATCH UP WITH UNDYNE AND ALPHYS, GO TAKE A NAP OR SOMETHING, I HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL."

Sans looked a me with a smile forming as pricks of blue colored magic welled at the corner of his sockets. He wiped one and said, "thanks bro... you're the best unkie in the world..."

I smirked and said, "RIGHT AFTER, THE BONE DADDY HIMSELF."

A/N: So... Much... FLUFF! I always thought Frisk would have been a very hyper toddler, because of the fact of how fast they traversed the Underground and how fast their soul moved. Now this chapter was about skeleton family fluff, next is family friends/ soon to be called aunties themed fluff. There will also be a little peek at what makes my Frisk even more different than the Frisk in Undertale. Here's a little teasers for ya.

"Alright punk... TAG YOUR IT!"

"Oh my Mew Mew, you would make a great magical girl~!"

"MOVE THE ROCKS ARE FALLING!"

"Wha...? How...? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!"

Makes you wonder what's going to happen. Well you'll have to wait till next chapter to find out~!