Answers at Last

by Taralani2362

Ever wished the HP characters could answer all your questions? What happened to Voldemort's nose? Does Snape really Shampoo? Well now you can! Finally you can ask the characters themselves all of your questions and at last have your answers!

5. Snape and Shampoo

To Snape,

Do you really use shampoo?

-The Unregistered Wolf Animagus

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Dear 996th person to ask me this question,

Yes I use shampoo… does the fact that I look after my hair really shock you so profusely? Will it shock you further to know that I also use conditioner? Go bore someone else with your unimaginative questions…

-Professor Severus Snape

PS: The ministry have been informed that there is an unregistered Animagus on the loose... your punishment for tiring me with your insolence.