Hi again! The pairing in this is still Sting x Yukino

Disclaimer: I still don't own Fairy Tail, or any of the characters.

Yukino stood before the three battling mages, preparing herself for what was to come. Closing her eyes, she counted to ten, then let out the deep breath she was holding. Opening her eyes, she grinned. She was ready.

Her voice rang out loud and clear as she shouted "Guys! Please stop fighting!"

"...grunt"

" grunt,grunt..."

"Grunt...grunt." Aside from a few grunts, the celestial Mage had been met with relative silence. It irked her. Even if her voice maybe wasn't as loud as she had thought it to be, surely they must have heard her, what with her being less than a foot away. And if not, then she could understand Orga, but weren't dragon slayers meant to have exceptional hearing skills?

Still, she remained unfazed, and determined to be heard: "Guys! Would you please STOP fighting!" This time, the dragon slayers HAD heard. "But...grunt...we just started!"

"You started 10 minutes ago," Yukino pointed out, exasperated.

"Meh...OW...same difference"

"Besides...he must pay for what he did to Frosch!"

"Huh?...OW...don't hit me!"

"We're in a fight, you moron!"

"...yeah, I know, I'm not dumb! But we're in a three way fight, so hit Orga as well!" At this point, both Yukino and Rufus could be heard face palming, while Lector seemed stunned that Sting had sounded stupid and Frosch? Frosch, was awake and now rather animatedly clapping his paws.

"Anyway what do you mean 'what I did to Frosch?', I didn't do anything to your exceed, though you, however, threw me at Orga!" This whine from Sting had brought Yukino and the rest to their senses and they watched, rather horrified, as the two dragon slayers started bickering, which Orga used to his advantage by gripping both their ears rather firmly, and bashing the sides of their heads together. It looked painful. It was painful.

After a few thoughts of concern, Yukino realised that their was a strong chance that their ears had gotten badly damaged. Great, now they wouldn't be able to hear her properly. She glared at all three of them, then turned to Orga and grumbled: "If you're gonna continue fighting, then can you at least do it out of the pool?"

"Can't be bothered to move." This really irritated the female mage. "So," she murmured, positive her eye was twitching, "you're saying you can be bothered to fight and bash their," at this she nodded in the direction of Sting and Rouge, who were floating unconscious near-by, "heads together, but you can't be bothered to move?"

"Yep" Yukino wasn't sure what she would have done, but just then, Sting and Rouge came back full blast and the battle continued raging. Though, it was noticeable that Orga was getting hit more. Three times she had said stop but only two times was she met with silence. The third time Sting responded: "Flop? You want me to belly flop Yukino? Why?" And then Yukino realised that their ears were damaged worse than she'd originally thought. Still, what could she do but take them to Wendy after the fight? This reminded her of her priorities. "Please," she tried again, "stop!"

"Yeah, pizza will be good for dinner tonight." Rouge muttered distractedly, whilst ducking blows.

"You want me to belly flop onto pizza!" Sting exclaimed, rather shocked. "I'm sorry Yukino, but I'd much rather flop into the pool! Why do you want me to flop anyway? Or do you just want to see my body?" At this he smirked at her, while her face heated up, and everyone else looked shocked and mortified. And then the fight resumed like nothing had happened. Considering all this, I'm sure it'll come as no surprise that Yukino lost all her resolve, stepped into the fight, and roundhouse kicked them all. Her intention may or may not have been to break up the fight, but that's what she managed to do anyhow.

"You listen here," Yukino uttered through clenched teeth, while the exceeds cheered her on and everyone else gaped, "if you want to fight, then fight outside the pool. And if you three want us all to have pizza for dinner, then you will have to buy the pizza. Understood?"

"Y-yes...Yukino."

"...yes, of course."

"...that's my Yuki! Come on, let's go buy pizza!" And with that, Sting scooped her up, called to Lector, and they left, leaving everyone startled. The three mages and one cat could still here the two-I mean three-as they walked away: " We need to go to Wendy to heal your ears!"

"Feel your tears? Oh no! Are you crying? Please don't cry!"

"Yukino, what are we going to do?"

The four left at the pool, sighed and tried to enjoy the peace while it lasted. Which wasn't long at all because just then, the rest of the guild came down screaming "POOL DAY!"