Hi guys! It's me again, and I have finally uploaded. So yeah. Btw, is Frosch a boy or a girl? Cuz I thought he was a boy but so many people write Frosch as a girl so...if someone could answer in the reviews that would be very helpful! Or I could just search it up on Fairy Tail Wiki...

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Anyway, disclaimer time! I do not own Fairy Tail. Sadly.

Onwards with the fic!:

Erza was tired. Very tired. Extremely tired. Exhausted, in fact. She'd recently (just now) completed a hard solo mission which consisted of finding and saving mysteriously kidnapped girls, and then protecting their virtues! Honestly, she hadn't thought it would be that tiring, but beating up people who try to besmirch innocent virtues...well, she was awfully glad to be back at Fairy Tail. Back at Fairy Tail, where today the weather is warm and the pool is so inviting, refreshing. Titania smiled; she knew just how she was going to relax...

After giving a mission report, she walked to the guild pool, re-quipped into her bikini, slid into the pool and sighed. It was lovely. So cold, so refreshing, and her friends' laughter made it all the better. Closing her eyes, she sighed again, blissful. This was what she had needed to get her strength up but then, she heard it. That horrible, irritating sound she was all to familiar with...

"YOU WANNA A PIECE OF ME, SNOWFLAKE?!"

Erza was starting to get a migraine.

"NO ONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD, FIRE FREAK!"

It was getting worse.

"WHAT WAS THAT, ICE PRINCESS?!"

And worse.

"YOU HEARD ME!"

So much worse, that she snapped, got out of the cool, wonderful pool and marched up to the two idiots. Correction: the two, infuriating STILL BICKERING idiots. As you can expect, this only added to fuel her anger. "Just what do you think you're doing?" She questioned.

"Oh uh Erza! Er...hi...um, w-w-w-we...um...we were just um...being friends...er, yeah!" They stuttered, their minds thinking the same thing: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAAAAAAAP!

"Oh you were just being friends, were you?" Erza muttered. There was then an awkward silence, in which Gray and Natsu hopefully thought they might have escaped Erza's wrath. It had been a nice fantasy, while it lasted...

"LIES! YOU WERE BOTH BICKERING, DISTURBING EVERYONE'S PEACE AND WHAT'S WORSE IS YOU JUST LIED! LIED TO MY FACE! HOW COULD YOU LIE TO YOUR BRETHREN LIKE THIS? HOW COULD YOU SO THOUGHTLESSLY CONTINUE BICKERING WHEN EVERYONE IS TRYING TO RELAX AFTER DANGEROUS MISSIONS AND PROTECTING GIRLS' VIRTUES? DON'T YOU EVER THINK OF PEOPLE OTHER THAN YOURSELVES?!" By the end of this rant, Erza's face was scarlet, partly because she was angry and annoyed, partly because she didn't usually rant for this long. She glared coldly at her victims who were cowering in terror, which was strange (she thought) because all she had done was talk. Was she really that scary?

Meanwhile, the stripper and the slayer were trying not to pee their pants from fright; after all, Erza only ranted when she was really angry, as in if-you-piss-me-off-I-will-not-hesitate-to-kill-you angry. So ether she was that angry, or she had changed and ranted more often. They hoped it was the latter. "Come on." they reasoned, "all we did was argue...loudly". And then they realised they were going to die. Of course, this thought came with one that went: " If the other hadn't been so annoying, this wouldn't have happened" and after this thought they managed to bicker again, maybe because they were both idiots, or luck was not on their side, or simply since God liked messing with them both (though it was most probably, ok maybe definitely the former).

This of course only succeeded in making Erza angrier-which before, and so she summoned quite a lot of swords, screamed: "PREPARE TO DIE!", and began mercilessly beating them to a pulp.

Unbeknownst to the trio, Lucy, Happy and Juvia had been watching this all from behind a sun lounger (because Happy had gone to Lucy both to annoy her and weep about Charle preferring talking to Wendy than him but accidentally knocked over the sun lounger she was on in his grief and haste to get to her, which sent them crashing to the ground on top of Juvia, who'd been spying on Gray and repeatedly muttering 'love rival' from that particular spot). They were worried and had no clue what to do. They couldn't calm down Erza, and they couldn't stop the boys from being idiots, so if they tried doing anything, it would be pretty much, in a nutshell, hopeless.

Of course, those irrelevant details were ignored as Juvia followed by a terrified Lucy and Happy, marched over to Erza, to save a beloved Gray-sama from dying a gruesome death. And the blond and the exceed to save Natsu, so they could then scold him for his stupidity and whack him with a fish. Then eat said fish. It's not that hard to figure out who would do which action. But let's get back to Erza and her victims.

By this point, Gray and Natsu didn't look much like, well...Gray and Natsu. More like...corpses. Though they didn't die (which is an extremely great thing) because just at that moment Lucy, Juvia and Happy arrived and talked to Erza. Okay, they did talk from a distance but you would be stupid not to. Unfortunately, the talking didn't seem to be going well until Juvia made a certain offer...

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"Well," Erza mumbled, "it does sound like a somewhat good idea..."

"You see! Juvia can take Gray-sama away from you and Love-rival can take Natsu-san! They wouldn't be able to annoy you and Gray-sama would be away from all love-rivals! It works perfectly!"

"Waaaaaaagh! Why does everyone forget meeeeeeeeeeeee? Waaaaaaaaagh! It's not faaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiir!"

"Calm down, Happy. Let's just get Natsu and get away from here..."

But Luuuuusssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiii! It's noooooot faaaaaaair! Everyone forgets meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"HAPPY IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND AND HELP ME GET NATSU OUTTA HERE, I SWEAR YOU'D WISH I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!" Lucy all but screamed, her vary thin patience already snapped and stretched. It's not surprising that Happy then helped Lucy, quietly mumbling about how mean she was.

While this went on, Juvia had been day dreaming a bit (who wants to guess what about...?) but then roughly snapped out of it, picked her beloved up bridal style and ran out of the guild, over to his house. Of course she knew where it was, what kind of lover/stalker (there wasn't really any difference in Juvia's mind) would she be if she didn't know this? Plus, it meant she'd get to be in his house...she evidently wasn't having as much trouble as Lucy and Happy were having.

Meanwhile back at Fairy Tail, the pool was deserted, for all but one person. That person lay on a float while eating a strawberry cheesecake. That same person had hair the same colour as some of Natsu's and Gray's blood dribbling down her leg and into the pool. That person didn't seem to notice or care, simply thinking to herself "Oh yes, today was a good day to visit the pool..."

Sheesh, Erza sure is terrifying when she's angry! Which is very bad news for Natsu and Gray. Very. Anyway, reviews are welcomed! :D