Dear Bellatrix's husband (I forget your first name, sorry!)
How do feel about your wife being head over heels in love with Voldemort? I would be extremely upset about, but that's just me.

Sincerely,
Aren't You Mad?

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Dear Aren't you Mad?,

Firstly my name is Rodolphus Lestrange; I'm disgusted that you do not know of this name, I come from a highly respectable and well-known pureblood family after all. Though of course I must therefore assume you are simply a mudblood… However I was raised to have manners and so despite my disgust towards you I will still answer your question. My wife and I are the most devoted and loyal supporters of the Dark Lord, I cannot help it if she is more charmed by him than myself, if I was a woman perhaps I would feel the same way, he is after all the most powerful wizard to walk the earth, what can I do to stop her having feelings which make perfect sense?

-Rodolphus Lestrange

PS: It angers me slightly…