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Prompt: You know that couch that is really ugly, has a great story and really needs to be thrown out, but is so comfortable. Someone wants to get rid of it because it is so bad, the owner of said couch doesn't want to because of the fond memories. Who will win and who will lose and what is the fate of the ugly couch.

Fandom: Harry Potter and Death Note

Pairing: L (Ryuuzaki) and Harry Potter

That Ugly Sofa!

"Come on Harry, you cannot keep it!" Hermione said with a glare at the old sofa, "Just look at the thing! It's covered in holes and stains and it's really UGLY!"

"But I like it!" Harry cried out as he laid on top of the sofa while looking at Hermione with large adorable eyes, "It's got lots of memories in it! And it's not that ugly!"

Hermione groaned, "Harry you can make new memories on your new sofa, and if a lime green sofa with purple spots on it isn't ugly then I don't know what is!"

"But this one is special," moaned Harry as he looked at Hermione with begging eyes, "It's got memories! It's the first place that RyRy and I slept together!"

"Mental pictures not needed Harry," Hermione growled out, her temper was slowly disappearing, "And RyRy?"

"Only I know his real name, you and everyone else must call him Ryuuzaki!" Harry cried out as he tried to distract Hermione's attention away from his sofa, "This sofa is the only place RyRy feels safe enough to relax on!"

"You mean besides your bed," Hermione muttered to herself before levelling Harry with another glare, "Well I'm sure that you can easily go out and buy another sofa, a nicer looking and new sofa, when Ryuuzaki gets back from work."

"But his working on a case! A big one!" Harry cried out as he sat on the sofa, "He might not be back for weeks if not months! I want to keep the fond memories on Ryuuzaki somehow if he dies on this case!"

Hermione let out a long suffering sigh, "Harry...how about we keep the sofa then and freshen it up a bit? Then when Ryuuzaki comes back you both can go out shopping for a new sofa?"

"No no no," Harry said with a pout as he shook his head madly, "Ryuuzaki and I like this sofa! I'm not getting rid of it no matter what you say Hermione!"

"Harry, it's just a sofa, the memories you have is in your heart," Hermione said kindly as she tried a different tactic, "In fact if you want to I'll even let you take several photo's of this...ugly sofa...before we ask the House Elves to burn it."

"NO! We are not getting rid of it and we're not burning it!" Harry cried out as he hugged the sofa, "Ryuuzaki would agree with me!"

Hermione raised a single eyebrow at Harry, "How much?"

Harry looked up at Hermione in confusion, "How much what Hermione?"

"How much of Ryuuzaki's secret stash of sugar did you eat?" Hermione asked as she crossed her arms, "And you better of replaced it before Ryuuzaki comes home again."

"I will and already have and I've doubled it for him!" Harry pouted as he nuzzled the sofa, "Can't you just smell Ryuuzaki on this? On those lonely nights when he is away on a case I feel less alone and scared, it's like this sofa has part of Ryuuzaki in it!"

"I wouldn't be surprised with how much time he spends on it," Hermione said with a sigh, "But Harry, we really need to get rid of the ugly thing and not just because it's ugly."

"Why?" Harry asked as he looked at Hermione through narrow and carful eyes, "What's wrong with Ryuuzaki's and mine's sofa?"

"This is what is wrong Harry," Hermione said as she reached over to the arm of a sofa and touched a random spot with her finger tip.

Both Harry and Hermione watched as a spring suddenly came popping out.

"It adds a bit of fun to the sofa!" Harry defended as he pulled out his wand without Hermione seeing, "Like a game of where not to sit in case you sit on a spring!"

"Harry...we need to get rid of the sofa and get a better one," Hermione said with a glare.

"Too bad cause you're going to have to catch me first!" Harry cried out hyperly as he pointed his wand at the sofa and with a quick 'Reducio' Harry had shrunken the sofa down to the size of a pencil sharpener and was running towards Ryuuzaki's and his shared bedroom.

"Harry! Come back here now!" Hermione yelled out as she chased after Harry who had locked himself in the bedroom, "If you don't come out right now I won't let you have any sweets or cake for a month!"

"Don't care, the sofa's more important!" Harry's voice came from the other side of the door, "Besides, my RyRy will share some of his sweets and cakes with me!"

It was all Hermione could do to let out a frustrated scream, it seemed that getting rid of that ugly sofa wasn't going to be as easy as she thought it would be.

The End...Until the next prompt.