Dear Draco,
What about Snape and you? Ginny and you?
Sincerely,
GirlThat'sIntoSlash
.
.
.
.
.
Dear 'GirlThat'sIntoSlash',
No. and no. Snape is twice my age, and Ginny is a Weasley. Let me guess, next you'll be saying there are Ron and me fanfictions as well won't you? Stop pestering me with these disgusting thoughts of yours and others out there!
-Draco Malfoy
Dear Harry,
I'm sorry to ask you something else, but... Why were you looking at Drarry fanfictions in the first place? Was it morbid curiosity or are into boys as well as girls?
Sincerely,
GirlThat'sIntoSlash
P.S. I think you protesting a little too much, just so you know. ;)
.
.
.
.
.
Dear GirlThat'sIntoSlash,
Um… well… when you wrote to me I just wanted to see what you… meant? Look I just like Ginny okay? Okay, um, yes I have to go now.
-Harry Potter
PS: Where Malfoy is involved, I can never protest 'too much'