Dear Teddy,

Do you realise that any children you have with Victoire would be ¼ vela, ¼ Weasley, ½ Metamorphagus, and about 3/8 werewolf? I totally love the idea of you two together, but any child you guys would have would be too perfect for some of the younger writers to handle properly!

Thanks,

A concerned Fanfic reader

Dear concerned Fanfic reader,

Shit… my kids would be awesome! Though really being a werewolf isn't passed on genetically, and even though Metamorphagus is passed on like that, you either are one or you're not, you can't be half. But still, ¼ vela and part of the Weasley family? Awesome! I guess younger fanfic writers are gonna have a hell of a time writing about it!

-Teddy Lupin

PS: She isn't pregnant is she…?


And by the way 'Christian Chick' I've n idea how far I'm going to go, depends on the reviews I guess XD