Dear Draco,

I regret to inform you, there are ones about you and Ron and his siblings. How does this make you feel? There are ones with you and Neville Longbottom, Voldemort, Luna Lovegood and many more. How does this make you feel?

Sincerely,

GirlThat'sIntoSlash

P.S. I love messing with you. It's so easy and fun

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Dear GirlThat'sIntoSlash,

I regret having to reply to you, if I wasn't constantly pestered by Tara I wouldn't bother with it! Yet the fact that there are such stories involving me and these… others, makes me feel no differently to how I feel about being 'paired' with Potter, disgusted. Oh and the dark lord himself? Really? Did you not see the awkward hug? You disgust me…

Sincerely,

Draco Malfoy

PS: It's also easy and fun to contact my father and request your owl to be shot by some acquaintances of his who love hunting, don't you agree?