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Prompt: Remember when they were talking about Charlie's aparation test and how he landed in some poor old woman's shopping cart? Well now it's Harry's turn to take his aparation test and he is one last part of it which is the long distance. Harry accidentaly aparates... where? another dimension? another time? in someone's lap?

Fandom: Harry Potter and Kingdom Hearts

Pairing: Axel/Roxas and None/Harry

Can I keep him?

Harry let out a suffering sigh as he was once again hugged to death by the man whose lap he had landed in.

'There should be emergence Portkey's s for this sort of thing' Harry thought with a frown as the red haired man hugged the life out of him 'Doesn't he get I'm a human not a pet?'

"Please Roxie~Pie! I promise to look after him!" the red haired man cried to what Harry guessed must be 'Roxie~Pie'.

"No, he is not a pet, his a human Axel," 'Roxie~Pie said as he gave Harry a pointed look, "How did you end up appearing in mid air in our house?"

Harry let out a sigh, thankful that someone had a bit of common sense, "I was taking a test and I was doing alright, I had passed everything until I came to the long distance bit."

"Ah, I see," 'Roxie~Pie' said with a nod of his head, "So your attempt at the practical for this test got you to appear in our house?"

"Yup, that's basically it," Harry said with a sigh as he sent 'Roxie~Pie' a pleading look, "Can you please get your friend to let go of me? I need to get out of here and find a way back home."

"Alright but my name is Roxas not 'Roxie~Pie'," the man, Roxas said with a pointed look, Harry had to bite his lip from smiling as he nodded his head, "Axel, let him go, his got to go home now."

"But Roxie~Pie!" Axel cried out with wide eyes while hugging Harry tightly and swinging him about, "I want to keep him!"

"Well you can't keep him, his a human being," Roxas said with a frown before a careful look came to his face, "How much?"

Axel gave Roxas an innocent look while petting Harry like you would pet a cat, "How much what?"

"How much coffee and sugar have you had?" Roxas said with a pointed look, "You know you are not supposed to drink more than three cups of coffee a day!"

"Hello!" Harry cried out as he tried to wiggle free from Axel's death grip on him, "I am not a pet and I need to find my way back home!"

"I did not have any coffee today!" Axel said with a pout as he tightened his hold on the struggling Harry, "None at all!"

Roxas raised an eyebrow, "Oh? Then what did you have?"

"Coffee cake," Axel said cheekily before hugging the struggling Harry tightly, "Can I keep him? I promise to look after him, to walk him, to feed him, and play with him, I'll even find my pet a mate and friends!"

"Will you stop calling me 'Roxie~Pie' if I let you keep him?" Roxas asked with a sigh, he could never say no to Axel.

"Yes," Axel said as he nodded his head madly, "I'll even let you pick your new nickname!"

"Then you can keep him," Roxas said simply as Axel let out a happy cry, "Just remember to make sure his toilet trained."

Harry let out a loud groan of disappear.

Until the next prompt...