Chapter 6: Timed Terror
Time for my personal remix of an episode. It is really different, and it still includes Charlie. Enjoy and don't forget to take a guess at the game.
Charlie spent his time training against Kitty until they get a mission. Charlie can only last seven minutes against Kitty. During the last training session, Kitty throws Charlie into a wall. Charlie hits the wall upside down. Charlie falls on his hands and then on his stomach. Kitty runs over and sees Charlie getting up. "Man, Chief wasn't kidding when he said you were the best agent, I really have to work hard to best you in fighting." Charlie says brushing off pieces of the wall that got stuck on his clothes. "You better work for all nine of your lives." Kitty says smiling.
"Agents Katswell, Puppy, and Cheetah, report to my office immediately." Chief says over their wrist-coms. When the agents enter Charlie sits down in a chair, while Kitty and Dudley fight for the other seat. Charlie gets up and offers his seat to Kitty. Kitty sits down while Charlie leans on a bookcase. "We have a problem. We made the front page again." Chief says with an annoyed face. Charlie looks up embarrassed. "What is wrong with that?" Dudley says looking at the picture.
"I blinked... and only Agent Cheetah's lower body showed up in the picture." Chief says trying to hold back a laugh. Dudley falls on the floor laughing. Kitty takes the picture and sees that the Chameleon is on the ground with Dudley jumping in the air, Kitty putting the handcuffs on the Chameleon, Keswick is holding a laser, Chief is on Keswick's nose sunbathing, blinking with his right eye and Charlie's torso and everything above it aren't even in the picture. "Tuff agents seen here capturing the Chameleon are Kitty Katswell, her boyfriend known as the hidden dragon of tuff, Charlie Cheetah, Dudley Puppy, head of technical development Keswick, and fearless, sunbathing leader Herbert Dumbrowski." the caption reads below the picture.
"Why did you jump up like that Charlie?" Kitty says heading over to Charlie who is looking down. "I had mistaken it for a laser, after all my parents were heros and numerous villains had targeted me, trying to get the out of the business." Charlie says blushing out of embarrassment. "That is understandable." Kitty says smiling and holding back a laugh. Dudley puts the newspaper in his pocket.
Keswick comes out of the dangerous weapons room with something chasing him and something had fallen into his pouch. The object in his pouch falls out. It is the time travel watch. Dudley picks it up before hearing a sound. "OH NO! I missed the ice cream truck, oh yeah I have the time traveling watch. Do I wait til tomorrow or risk another visit to a horrible future to get ice cream? I going with the future."
Dudley says pressing the button on the watch. Dudley goes whirling through the time vortex. When he comes out, he sees the same dark streets. He tries looking around for signs that say Snaptrapolis, but instead finds signs that say Reptilia. A blimp overhead that brings up the image of the Chameleon. "Hello, my servants, I am your all-powerful leader, the Chameleon. I have new sulfur mines open for work, the first ten people to take the position get a quick and painless... OOHHH silverfish." The Chameleon says before hitting a silverfish with his tongue. The image stops.
"NOOO, oh wait this is easier, at least there are no robots." Dudley says screaming in the air. Two robots appear next to Dudley. "You are in violation of Law 84. No white dogs with time keeping devices allowed in the streets." One robots says. "Why do these villains always have freakingly specific laws?" Dudley says to himself out loud. "Prepare to be blasted." The robots say before the fire their blasters at Dudley. Dudley drops the watch. One robot sucks the watch up. "Time keeping device acquired. Heading back to the palace." the robots say before heading off. "Seriously, why do I always have to save the future from the future?" Dudley says to himself. Dudley runs to the front door, but gets blasted by the invisible guard robots.
Dudley runs to an unguarded back door and knocks. "What do you want?" The guard asks opening the door. Dudley rams the guard separating it into pieces. Dudley hears footsteps coming, so he hides behind a vending machine. "Where is my bug catcher?" The Chameleon says to a guard. Chief comes running up with dirt on him and bugs in his hands. The Chameleon grabs Chief and the bugs with his tongue. The Chameleon spits Chief out. "Good, that's all for now. Take me to the massage room." The Chameleon says before his seat takes him out of sight. Chief picks himself up and dusts himself off. "Chief it's me Dudley." Dudley says to Chief. "You are in violation of Law 31. No dogs hiding behind food serving devices while in the royal palace of King Chameleon." Chief says frowning at Dudley. "How do these villains make up these specific laws?" Dudley says. "GUARDS!" Chief yells before seven guard robots starts firing their lasers. Dudley runs off in the direction the Chameleon went.
Dudley catches up to the Chameleon in the massage room. Dudley hides inside a laundry basket. The Chameleon claps his hands. "I need you to massage my back, Masseur Kitty. Also, where is my pedicurist?" The Chameleon says as Kitty enters the room. "He'll be here soon." Kitty says frowning. Keswick comes running. "Sorry, about that King Chameleon, I just made a robot that will polish your nails. Come on in, Charlene." Keswick says to the door he entered from. A robot enters. The robot sends flames at the Chameleon's food. "Your robot just burned my meal." The Chameleon says while Kitty massages his back. "Sorry, I always like inventing things." Keswick says. "I pay you 10 dollars a day to give me a pedicure, not for you to make robots that will incinerate my food." The Chameleon says while Keswick gives him a pedicure. "That's all now." The Chameleon says riding off to somewhere else. "Pssst, Kitty, Keswick. It's me, Dudley." Dudley says getting Kitty and Keswick's attention. "You are violating Law 57..." Kitty and Keswick start saying. "I bet it is another strangely specific law. Where's Charlie?" Dudley says looking around for Charlie. "He's the king's main mechaninc for anything the king needs." Kitty says before calling guards over. Dudley digs through the floor.
Dudley lands up right behind the Chameleon. Dudley hides in a trash can. Francisco runs up to the Chameleon. "King Chameleon." Francisco says breathing heavily from running. "What is it Roberto?" The Chameleon says. "Actually it is Francisco sir..." Francisco says before stopping himself. "You are what I call you, unless you want to join your former boss and his henchman in the pit of radioactive snails." The Chameleon says frowning. "Okay, there are no working rest rooms on the fifth floor." Francisco says. "Okay, get my mechanic." The Chameleon says over an intercom. Charlie comes running up to the Chameleon. "What is it my king?" Charlie says kneeling before the Chameleon. "All the bathrooms on the fifth floor are broken I need you to fix them?" The Chameleon says signaling Charlie to stand up. "I am a mechanic, not a plumber. I am working on an upgraded guard robot for you my king." Charlie says crossing his arms. "Do you want to work in the sulfur mines?" The Chameleon says frowning. "No my king." Charlie says before running off. The Chameleon heads off.
Kitty comes down the hall heading toward the cafeteria and sees Dudley. Kitty calls guards from both sides of the hall. The guards drag Dudley by his ears and his tail. The paper drops out and Kitty picks it up and reads it. Kitty is surprised and runs off.
In the city, the Chameleon shows up on a blimp. "Okay servants it's time to play my favorite and your favorite game. How was he destroyed? I will shoot the contestant from a catapult into one of three death traps. While he falls I will turn off the camera. You have to guess which one he fell into. Tonight we have a pit with the Lock Ness monster, an acid pot, and a box filled with omnivorous termites." The Chameleon says with Dudley tied in a catapult. A robot shows up and hands the Chameleon a sheet of paper. "I found out that the Lock Ness monster is retired, and the termites have eaten their way to freedom. I really need a new game show manager. Oh, well at least the acid pot is still there." The Chameleon says firing the catapult.
A laser is shot at the rope and Dudley lands on the ground in front of the pot. The Chameleon turns around and sees Keswick, Chief, and Kitty. "TRAITORS! Mechanic bring in your new guard, I need it." The Chameleon yells. Charlie comes in above ground. "Here you go my king. I had it out fitted with armor that is impervious to lasers." Charlie says kneeling. "Charlie, you are my boyfriend and we are agents of a secret agency." Kitty says to Charlie. "Sorry, that was my dream, but I need to make sure to stay alive. Also, I always enjoyed your massages." Charlie sadly says before walking a bit away from the robot. "Fire the lasers." The Chameleon yells. Charlie presses a switch.
All the robot guards blow up at one time. Charlie takes off his hat and runs over to Kitty and the group. "I am your king. Now fall into the acid pot." The Chameleon says pointing to the pot. Charlie takes out another switch and nearly presses the button. "Here you go white dog. I will give you the pleasure." Charlie says handing the switch to Dudley. "HI-GEE-GEE!" Dudley yells as he presses the button. The floor under the Chameleon shoots upward, the Chameleon flies and lands in the acid pot.
"Wait, I never told you anything about how you should be. Why did you help us?" Dudley says as Kitty, Keswick, and Chief nod since they were wondering the same thing. "Some of the citizens were tired of the king so they started a small rebellion. I was convinced to be an undercover saboteur for the rebels, I always keep a master switch to all the guards as well as one for each individual guard. I have been trying to get Kitty, Keswick, and Chief to join us, this way we have a group of the king's most trusted people as rebel leaders." Charlie says as he heads over to one guard bot in particular. Charlie picks up the watch and tosses it to Dudley. Charlie comes over and holds hands with Kitty. "Finally, this place is free, after seven years of the King's rule we are free from his tyranny." Charlie says stretching. Dudley presses the button on the watch and heads back to his time.
Dudley arrives and sees that Kitty is heading over to Charlie. "Yeah, Keswick's no longer a pedicurist. Chief's no longer a bug catcher. Kitty's longer a massager, and Charlie's no longer a mechanic." Dudley says pointing to whoever he was talking to. "How many boulders did you break with your head?" Charlie says while he and Kitty crosses their arms. "Here, make sure I don't ever see this again." Dudley says about to give Keswick the watch when he hears a sound. Dudley runs outside. "NOOOO! I missed the ice cream man again." Dudley says as he presses the time travel watch button again, with Charlie, Kitty, and Keswick wearing nervous faces. Dudley reappears with three different ice cream cones. Charlie takes out a loud speaker. "HEY! EVERYONE, DUDLEY IS WEARING SHOES!" Charlie shouts with his loud speaker. Dudley drops his ice cream on the ground when he falls to the ground trying to bite the shoes. "How do I eat these things?" Dudley says spinning trying to bite the shoes.
