Dear Mr. Aberforth Dumbledore,
Why do you like goats so much? Do they remind you of your brother Albus (because of his beard) and you try to replace him? And why didn't you name the "Hog's Head" the "Goat's Head?"
-Yellow Banana
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Dear Yellow Banana,
Why do you like Bananas so much? I like Goats what of it? No they don't remind me of Albus, I don't even see how they would, Albus never had a goatee he just didn't understand that shaving was a good thing. As for my pubs name, Hog's head not only has a better ring to it but if I named it the Goat's head people wouldn't stop pestering me about it… no, Hog's head was better.
Aberforth Dumbledore