Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or GundamWing /AC, I do not have any rights to them and I do not make any money from writing these fic's. And the same goes for any crossovers that appear in this fic.

Prompt: "You're in jail WHY?" tell of the odd and unrelated circumstances why two characters are in jail and now need their friend(s) to bail them out from last times challenge.

Pairing: Heero Yuy/Harry Potter

Warnings: Yaoi, MPreg, Nice Dudley.

Bail Money

Dudley Dursley let out a frustrated sigh as he glared at the phone in front of him, doing his best to ignore the stares of the police officers on his back he pushed the numbers with a pudgy finger, held the phone to his ear and waited for his cousin to pick up the phone while wondering just how he was ever going to explain this.

Biting his lip nervously Dudley did his best to stay strong and ignore the whistles that came his way from several other people only to gulp nervously when the sound of his cousin's sleep filled voice came to his ear.

"Hello? Who the fuck is this?"

"Hi Harry...it is me, Dudley," Dudley gulped out nervously, just great, he had caught his cousin during one of his mood swings and by the sound of things it was a bad one, "Look...I got myself into a bit of trouble and-"

"Trouble? How much bloody trouble can you get into Dudley?" Harry snapped causing Dudley to wince, "How hard is it for someone to walk home when they only live a five minute walk away!"

"Well it has something to do with a pink tutu, a drunken man, an hippopotamus costume and several police officers," Dudley replied wincing again at the sound of his cousin's angry snarl.

"Let me guess what happened next, you got arrested and your using your one phone call to phone me as you left your fucking wallet here and if your parents knew they'd either cut you off from the family and the money or cut your balls off," Harry said as he let out an angry snarl causing Dudley to gulp again in fear, "You are bloody lucky that my lover worked out how to get magic and technology to work you arsehole or else you'd be in dip shit."

"I know Harry," Dudley replied nervously as he looked down at his pink tutu as his face began to match the colour of his tutu, "Do you think you could come over to the station? And maybe bring my wallet? I'm at the one on the corner opposite the park, on-"

"On Park Street, I know," Harry's voice came down the phone with a put out grumble and a heavy sigh.

"Harry...Are you alright?" Dudley asked worriedly, pausing he quickly looked around to see if anyone was listening in on his phone call before he continued talking, "Is the baby alright?"

"Yes the children are alright, I have just turned into a human melon is all," Harry replied taking no notice of how Dudley's reply never came, "Let me put on the disguise that my husband and his friends got for me and I will be right there."

"Did you just say children?" Dudley asked as shock hit him, "As in...your carrying-"

"Twins, and they are just as active and crazy as their daddy," Harry said with a heavy sigh, "Your lucky that you caught me you big moron, I was just about to get ready to go out. Stupid husbands...he needs his head looking at."

"What has Heero done now?" Dudley asked while mentally pitying the man who would have to face his heavily pregnant husband.

"The idiot got arrested, it seems that his anti-social ways, death threats and hatred of pink has got him into big trouble," came Harry's dry reply causing Dudley to bite his lip to stop himself from laughing,.

"Details?" Dudley asked as he wondered if he would be able to meet up with Heero.

"Let's just say that it is all thanks to Releena and her love of pink and her habit of stalking Heero," Harry replied with a put out grumble, "If possible try to find that idiot of a husband of mine and try to stop him from shooting everything that is pink, knowing him the stupid idiots who removed all of his weapons did not get them all."

"I'll do my best Harry," Dudley replied as he felt a wave of calm wash through him, he was no longer alone.

"Good, now you two idiots look after each other and I'll be there as fast as I can," Harry replied with a huff, "Your damn lucky that my husband is with you Dudley or-"

"Or else you would leave me in here to rot," Dudley said finishing Harry's sentence off while rolling his eyes, he was too used to Harry's mood swings to let them effect him, "Heero and I are big boys Harry, we can look after each other until you get here.

"Good and don't let Heero kill anyone," Harry said, "And damn, I do know that Heero is a very big boy."

"Harry!" Dudley spluttered out as his face went bright red at his cousin's words.

"What? It's the truth?" Harry answered and Dudley could just picture Harry giving him a shrug of the shoulders, "See you in a few minutes Dudley."

"See you in a bit Harry," Dudley said only to hear the phone go dead a few seconds later.

Shaking his head a smirk appeared on Dudley's lips as he wondered just how Heero would react to having to be picked up by his pregnant lover.

'I wonder if the police will take pity on Heero when they see him suffering through one of Harry's mood swings' Dudley thought with a silent snicker as he placed the telephone back on its holder 'Man what I would give to be able to see that...'

Turning around with thoughts of finding Heero Dudley let out a startled gasp of surprise as he found himself looking into harsh cold blue eyes.

"Errr...Hi Heero, fancy running into you here so soon," Dudley said with a sheepish smile, "I just got off of the phone, Harry asked if we could stick together you know..."

"Nice tutu," Heero grunted out with a deadly smirk causing Dudley to gulp in fear, "And before you get too excited about watching Harry chew me out...remember he is having to get you out of here too."

At Heero's words Dudley felt his jaw hit the floor and pure terror hit him, opening his mouth to try and work out a reply Dudley found that he could only say a single four letter word.

"Shit."

To Be Continued...