Dear Hermione,

Did you ever have a crush on Harry?

Sincerely,

Harmony Shipper

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Dear Harmony Shipper,

As harmonious as our names together sound, I've never had a crush on Harry, he's like a brother to me, and I'm so happy with Ron (despite how he can do some very stupid things…). Anyway, I'm sorry, but no.

-Hermione