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Prompt: What?! Could you repeat that? I can't hear you over the laughing. You're What?! The raised eyebrow with no words spoken at all. Answer the question WHAT!?

Pairing: Bakura/Ryou

What?! Tell Me!

Anger bubbled up inside of him as Bakura tried his best to keep calm and pay no attention to the snotty brat in front of him. Doing his best to ignore the small baby killer whale demanding just what he was doing.

As the blond haired brat began his demands for food and treats while saying that his parents would of gotten him them Bakura pulled out of his pocket his duel monster's deck and began flicking though it while thinking up new ways to use his cards. Lost in his inner thought of just how he could crush the idiotic Pharaoh and the friendship squad a large, grimy, fat finger came down into his vision and landed on top of his deck.

"Remove your finger now," Bakura growled out darkly as his eyes flashed in warning.

"What?" Dudley asked dumbly as he totally ignored Bakura's warning, "Your stupid, just like my freakish cousin whose spending Christmas at his stupid boarding school again."

Growling darkly Bakura opened his mouth to let out a dark snapping reply only for him to be cut off by another painfully stupid comment from Dudley.

"What are these stupid bits of cardboard?" Dudley asked not caring about being careful to not damage his cousin's cards, "What are they? Tell me!"

Growling darkly Bakura's eyes flashed in anger, oh how he wished he could send the little brat to the shadow realm but he had promised Ryou not to...plus the added threat of no sex for the next six years helped.

"What are these stupid looking things!" Dudley demanded as he prepared to call for his parents, "Tell me now or else!"

"They are Duel Monster cards," Bakura snapped out angrily as he harshly pulled his cards out from under Dudley's pudgy finger and placed them back into his holder, "But I know something that you do not seem to know..."

"What is it?" Dudley asked as he stomped his foot, "Do you know where the proper food is kept in this stupid place? Tell me! What is it?!"

Leaning forwards slightly with an evil grin on his face Bakura whispered into Dudley's ear, "I know what a spoilt brat you are."

As the crocodile tears began to fall out of Dudley's eyes and he began to shout for his parents while pointing accusingly at Bakura which was soon followed by the sound of footsteps Bakura began to wonder how he could convince Ryou to let him send the brat to the shadow family.

Though as soon as Vernon and Petunia Dursley with Ryou came bursting though the door into the living room Bakura found himself thinking that it would not take too long or too much effort if the look on Ryou's face that he was shooting towards the two elder Dursley's was anything to go by.

Until the next prompt!