Remus, Sirius, and Snape,

This isn't so much a question as more of a confession. Your deaths were the only ones in the entire series that made me cry. I didn't cry when Dobby got stabbed, or when Dumbledore finally, FINALLY, bit the dust. I cried for you. Sirius, I didn't cry when you went through the Veil. It never even occurred to me that you were really dead, so seeing you and Remus in the Stone was a double hit. Remus, your death was the most upsetting to me, the one I still haven't fully gotten over, the one death I would change, because you had a son. Fathers dying are always the worst for me, and I liked you on top of it. You are the one I am most angry that you died. Snape, I never believed you were truly evil, not even when the Golden Trio was convinced that you were cursing Harry's broom or when he saw you in the forest with Quirellmort. Something always told me there was more to the story, and I was right. I believe you are the most underappreciated character in the entire series. Your whole life sucked, and you did more for the light than anyone, serving two masters, but that wasn't an excuse for your behaviour. Oh well though. I guess, I just want to know if any of you had any regrets or last words that didn't make it into your stories.
Thanks,

Someone who cried at 1:30 in the morning without waking up their family for you

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Dear someone who cried at 1:30 in the morning without waking up their family for you,

Thank you for those words… really, thank you. My regrets… only that I was never able to see Teddy grow up, and that I had to take Nymphadora with me, I only wish I'd accepted her love earlier rather than try to push her away so I may have had a few more years of happiness with her, and maybe my son too.

-Remus Lupin

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Dear person with an incredibly long name,

I'm sorry you shed tears over me… though of course it's understandable. But seriously… it was… odd dying, it didn't really hit me either that I'd died, one minute I was fighting the next… nothing. My regret is that I never was able to look after and protect Harry like a true godfather should have done, and my last words… I'd have told Harry to believe in his friends, those who care for him, and to let himself be helped, there's always room for help from those who care.

-Sirius

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Dear writer,

Of all the letters I have received… this one is… touching. I am glad you never believed me evil, despite Potters continuous accusations against me. My regrets? I have many… I never managed to truly face up to the woman I cared for and apologise to her, I simply tried to help her from the side-lines, and even then I was unable to protect her… to an extent I am glad about my passing, perhaps I will finally have peace now, I simply wished I had been there to watch the Dark Lord fall…

Sincerely,

-Professor Severus Snape


A/N: Just like to say thank you for this question, it's nice to get questions written for comedy purposes, especially as I don't take this fanfiction incredibly seriously it's more fun to write, rather than an aim to improve my writing and gain feedback like my other works, but this semi-serious question helped add variety to this fanfic, as well as stop be getting carried away and drop in my standard of writing which I feared I might do, so thanks :) BTW that isn't a sudden invitation for everyone to do a serious question, it was just a nice bit of variation. x