Answers at Last

by Taralani2362

Ever wished the HP characters could answer all your questions? What happened to Voldemort's nose? Does Snape really Shampoo? Well now you can! Finally you can ask the characters themselves all of your questions and at last have your answers!

43. Voldy's 'preference'

Dear Voldemort,

Are you gay, straight, bisexual, or only into yourself? I can't tell and I'm really curious.

Sincerely,

Orient Confused

.

.

.

.

.

Dear Orient Confused,

What does it matter…? I care not for this meaningless ideology of relationships, how will that help me take over the ministry, Hogwarts, Britain, the world? Quite simply it won't, the only use of any of these things would be for procreation so that should I never succeed, a second can take my place.

-Voldemort