Excuse me professor Snape... I rather object to having to call you that because I'm out of school and for your information I didn't mean greaseball as an insult I was trying to empathize with you!
I have another question... were you happy with how you were portrayed in the movies?
-LM Ryder AKA the Lethal Weapon
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Dear LM Ryder AKA the Lethal Weapon,
I don' care if you object, you seem pathetic enough to still be a student to me, and sure I suppose so, Alan Rickman seemed to have captured my personality rather well…
Sincerely,
Professor Severus Snape