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Lacey: Boo ya! I get to talk my ass of now!
Mr. Producer Man: Lacey no more cussing or we will just beep you out!
Lacey: Shut the f*** up you a******!
Mr. Producer Man: Continue as you please but that shall not change anything.
Lacey: Whatever but get the f*** off the stage Mr. Producer Man.
Mr. Producer Man: You have a new host to work with you! Work together!
Lacey: What the f*** is this! Oh yes. It is an OUTRAGE!
Mr. Producer Man: Too bad.
?: Would you prefer me, Unicorn, or Rainbow?
Mr. Producer Man: I could use them... By the way, this is Raven.
Lacey: I don't want you here and get the f*** off my stage Mr. Producer Man!
Raven: He just had to introduce me, and now he is leaving. See? By the way, Unicorn and Rainbow take the stage after half of the show we host together.
*Lacey attempts to attack Ms. Producer Woman and gets dragged away by security harshly*
Intercom: You need a leash on that b****! Who knows if she'll attack again!
Raven: Well let's continue. Sorry if you can't focus because of my looks, but I swear I am slightly normal! I only have eyes that are-
Iggy: Raven no one cares if you have hair that is-
Raven: Enough Iggy we all know my skin colour adds to my eyes popping out.
Iggy: I never said anything about that...
Raven: Okay well Lady Oakenshield was wondering if you would marry her.
Fans: No Iggy is mine! Don't touch his precious skin or hair. Oh my gosh, his HAIR! Can you believe hair can be THAT amazing?!
Iggy: ... I am not old enough to marry.
Raven: You are so mean!
Iggy: Would you prefer me to lie?
Raven: ... Yes
Iggy: What is this?!
Raven: A talk-show. Duh.
*Iggy facepalms*
Raven: Ella, we have a question for you!
Ella: Can I bring Maxie?
Max: Don't call me Maxie.
Ella: Whatevs Max. So what's my question?
Max: Did you just sass me?
Ella: I think you know the answer to that.
Raven: Max shut up. You have a question later, no need to steal the stage.
*Max attempts to speak but ends up with a rag in her mouth*
Ella: Ask the question already!
Raven: Sheesh. Everyone is a sassafras today. You're question is... um just give me a second to organize my thoughts... Oh yes. It is who are you the most jealous of in the flock?
Ella: Hmmmm... tuffie... Max probably. Everyone trusts her so much and she can fly really well. By the way, a sassafras is a deciduous North American tree with aromatic leaves and bark. The leaves are infused to make tea or ground into filé. Also, an extract of the leaves or bark of the sassafras is used medicinally or in perfumery.
Raven: The readers got my point. No need to be all scientifical.
Ella: Scientifical isn't a word.
Raven: Well it is now!
Ella: Sheesh. Someone's moody. Hint hint, wink wink.
Raven: Hush. I have more people to question. Go away.
Jeb: Ari is dead. He cannot answer your question.
Ari: You brought me back to life. Go away.
Jeb: D***
Raven: What is more scary, unicorns or butterflies?
Ari: Unicorns.
Unicorn: Hey that isn't right!
Raven: Who names their kid Unicorn?
Unicorn: Who names their kid Raven?
Raven: ... Touche ...
Ari: Can I go now?
Raven: Sure.
Jeb: A question for me?
Raven: Yes. Why are you so heartless?
Jeb: I hate you all! Go burn in h***!
Raven: Jeb may hate everyone, but I love you readers!
Jeb: I don't hate the readers if they follow, review, or favorite.
Raven: That's messed up Jeb.
Jeb: Do you want to know what else is messed up?
Raven: Sure.
Jeb: Your face.
Raven: I don't think that still counts as an insult by this point.
Jeb: Whatever.
Raven: Brofist Alice.
Fans: Eep she actually used that as a question! Yay!
Raven: Well, Unicorn and Rainbow, it is your turn. Turns? I don't even know...
Unicorn: Oh my gosh we actually got a turn!
Rainbow: Yay!
Unicorn: Just so you know, I have chocolate brown skin, black hair, and black eyes.
Rainbow: I have medium skin, rainbow hair, and rainvow eyes. I wear pretty contacts and dye my hair daily! My hair today is pink and so are my eyes!
Unicorn: Well we have a question for Ms. Martinez.
Ms. Martinez: What is your question girls?
Rainbow: What is the weirdest animal to ever come to your vet?
Ms. Martinez: An exceed. Happy got sick and had to come to my vet.
Happy: I'm from Fairy Tail! Come watch me some time! Also, eliza246531 does not own me!
Unicorn: What do-
Rainbow: -exceeds look like?
Ms. Martinez: Pretty much a kitty with wings.
Unicorn: That's really-
Rainbow: -cool!
Unicorn: Lissa, what is-
Rainbow: -your natural hair colour?
Lissa: I am a blond.
Unicorn: Pretty!
Rainbow: I agree!
Unicorn: Yo Ms. Wonderful you have a question!
Bridget: Yes?
Rainbow: That's a boring response.
Bridget: Well I don't really care.
Rainbow: Do you like Fang?
Bridget: No. I am not single.
Unicorn: Then who are you dating?
Bridget: Did someone ask that?
Unicorn: Um yes.
Rainbow: We did.
Bridget: Fine it's-
Rainbow: Classified information!
Unicorn: No! I want to know!
Bridget: Rainbow is right. It is classified.
Rainbow: Well we should move on to the next person.
Unicorn: But that is the last one!
Rainbow: Yup.
Unicorn: Who is it for?
Rainbow: Max.
Max: What is the question?
Rainbow: Why can't people call you Maximum?
Max: I prefer if someone is in danger to only have to call Max for me to come and I would get confused with 2 names.
Unicorn: Makes sense to me.
Rainbow: Same.
Unicorn: Is it the same with Maxie?
Max: That name shall not be spoken in front of me.
Rainbow: Why-
Unicorn: -not?
Max: It is too girly for me.
Rainbow: Okayy!
Unicorn: We have something to ask of the readers.
Rainbow: Yes we do
Raven: Agreed.
Lacey: D*** right we do!
Unicorn: Vote-
Rainbow: -for-
Raven: -which-
Lacey: -set-
Unicorn: -of-
Rainbow: -hosts-
Raven: -you-
Lacey: -prefer.
Everyone: They will be your host from now on!
Who do you want as your host? What are your questions for our characters from Maximum Ride? Don't forget to review! Thank you!