Ruby turned around, and saw her older sister standing behind her, she made the smart choice and ran like hell, leaving Jaune behind. "EVERY HUNTER FOR THEMSELVES!" She yelled.
Jaune pulled out Crocea Mors, and Yang simply kicked him in the stomach, not hard enough to send him flying, just hard enough to make it hurt to breath. He fell to his knees gasping something about Ruby, asexual reproduction, and the child being a different color. Then something about My Name is Earl, and Crabman. And then he began to pray. "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen."
Yang knocked him onto his back, pressing her boot against his face. "Riddler. Talk." She said.
"What?" Jaune asked.
"Sorry. Too much Arkham Knight."
"In that case, I'll help you get all the riddler trophies if you let me live."
"Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you, I'm just going to hurt you, really, really bad."
"Goddamnit, Yang! Stop the fucking references!"
"Eh... No. Not after you took advantage of my sister."
"If anything she took advantage of me..." Yang looked down at him. "She's rough." He explained.
"Let me get this straight," she said. "Ruby got you to get her pregnant?"
"...Sure."
She lifted her foot off his face, helping him up. "Oh, okay then." She said, smiling. "Have fun." And then she walked away. "By the way, Dad and Qrow are gunning for you." She called back.