Listen Snivellus (you walked right into that you bacciagalupe!) I went to a mainstream muggle school I have a learning disability and dyspraxia and I was badly bullied right the way through high school
the big difference between you and I of course is that you deserved everything the marauders threw at you I did not deserve any of the rubbish my peers and teachers threw at me verbally and otherwise.
I am done with you Severus Snape until you learn to act like a human being! Think yourself lucky i am so intimidated by Professor McGonagall and so allergic to cats that I have not asked her to scratch you in her animagus form (though it is tempting!) you should also think yourself lucky that Lily isn't around to see what her best friend became... I don't care if you were a spy for the Order you are a jerk and FYI I don't care if what I said about Lily is below the belt!
-LM Ryder AKA the lethal weapon
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Dear person,
I'm so glad you're done with me, and as for myself being a jerk? Could you not have at least been creative with your insults…? I suppose not, though bacciagalupe is a new one, so kudos for that.
Glad I won't be hearing from you,
Hope to never see you son,
Professor Severus Snape
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A/N: Although I never usually do two questions in one chapter, the following was in the same review and is in relation to the above, hence it being included. Also thanks to LM Ryder for being such a persistent reader and reviewer, they're very fun to read and great fun to reply to, so thanks! x
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Madam Author,
I have a few questions for Professor McGonagall and (she doesn't need to answer it if she doesn't want to) which are as follows:
Professor McGonagall,
1) have you ever encountered a student who is allergic to cats and if so do they react to your animagus form? (I'm allergic to cats myself and curious)
2) have you read the owl and the pussycat or old possum's book of practical cats? (Old Possum's book of Practical Cats is AWESOME!)
3) Do you play any musical instruments?
-LM Ryder aka the Lethal Weapon
PS: (I was wondering if you would mind scratching Professor Snape for me please!)
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Dear LM Ryder aka the Lethal Weapon,
To answer your questions in order, no, no student has ever had a reaction to my animagus form due to an allergy, but mainly because I am never incredibly close to any student in my animagus form though when travelling around the muggle world in said form, I have caused a few sneezes here and there I must admit. As for the books, I have read the Owl and the Pussycat, rather cute I must say, but as for old possum's book of practical cats, I'm afraid no, I have not read that. Finally, do I play an instrument, well as a matter of fact I am quite skilled at the violin and cello, but that is all.
Yours faithfully,
Professor Minerva McGonagall
PS: I'd rather not… apologies.