A/N: hI hunnies! Thnks fr redaing so far! Leaf reviews and stuff k?
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Oh yeah, Elizabeth, doon't copmrae me wif that POSER story. Swana you totally gets me, Goths 4 lyfefu. AND U, NIGHTSHADE you r not REAL GTOOH. U PSR! FOOK YOU TOO. Captain KinG CrazY Anarken bro, whut yuo mean tht u lst bruin cellus. Id unt undersand.
- Chapter 2 -
I, COrrina dARknessil Doonchilb Corwvaine Sequelostia, ignored my butlers and maids' totally goth breakfast but I am a vampire too so I don't even need to eat. I'm A VEGETARIAN vampire, thank you very much. I SUCK FRUITS and VEGGIES juices blood, glueten fwee, ok. Nasty ungoth blood. That is sooooo like, 2005.
So like, I went to go trin with Xander Niinii and Leo Moumou. Xander and Leo both like, totally has mascara and dark eyeliner and is wearing all black with purple darklights (eewww whut are highlights, so uncool. Only posers use HIGHLIGHTS.) If Leo lets his hair grow longer, it can be curly like the DILf, but he still has his baby face, so like, Elise and I like to dress him up in little cute dresses and loliloli and ONEPIECEPIRATUUUUUUUU, oujiouji fashions. Camilla likes to dress Xander up in super cute clothes too, but he never shows us.
Lieks always I beat XanXan NiiNii effortlessly and Leo Moumou was so like, wow, you are so STRONG, all hail niichan. XanXan told me that we should meet up with Goth King Daddy, BUT THAT MEANS I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS TOTALLY GOTH CASTLE AND I DON'T WAANNNAAA.
He said we can take Jakob.
Let's GOO MEET DADDDYYYY
O yeah, Camilla and Elise came in matching goth outfits, and Elise was goth crying so much that her mascara and eyeliner dripped down and she smeared it all over me when she gaveme a supr goth hug spin. Ewwww groosss. aND CAMILLA has that LIMITED EDITION BOOB STRAPS, I AM SO JELAOUS OF HER. Why didn't she get me one too? The horse barn girl is coming too because my horse likes to chew on her totally ungoth hair.
We go see dady.
A/N: My apologies to all of my lovely reviewers who lost brain cells reading this. I lost many along side with you.