When Jaune found Ruby, she was looking through his desk back at JNPR's dorm. "What are you looking for?" He asked.
"Well, I WAS looking for your will, but since Yang didn't kill you, I don't need to find it." She said.
"I don't have a will."
"You should probably write one. How did you get her not to kill you?"
"Well, first, I told her that it was asexual reproduction."
"Right."
"Then I said that it was just like My Name is Earl, you did it with a black man named Crabman, that's also in the witness protection program. Then I prayed."
"Pussy."
"That's where the baby'll come out."
"Good, now you know where you went wrong."
The Next Day...
Ruby threw up into the toilet, as Jaune stood in the doorway.
"You fucking did this!" She yelled in between vomiting. "You cunt!" Vomit. "I hate you!" Vomit. "How bout I stick something in you, then make a watermelon come out of your ass!" Vomit.
"You're acting like you're giving birth." Jaune said.
"I fucki— *Vomit* HOLY HELL! I fucking hate— *Vomit* OH SHIT! I fucking hate you!" Vomit.
Ruby wiped the puke from her face. "I'm good now." She stood and walked out.
"These next nine months will be hell." Jaune said to himself.