A/N: O. M. G. Can u blieeve that I'm back to home sw33t home Nohr?

I'm soh sowwy that II couldn't et to you back as suon as possible, but I totes has a reason and I juhst can't believe that Hoshido doesn't have, like, wifi. It's soooooo back watered and I hass to write it out by h4nd like a pleb. UGH. I'll ju5t get Leo to ty9e ut 0u7 f0r me ag41n. So liek I ddint get all of your HEARTS EMOJIIIII fanmail until I came here, so like I guess I'll be totes goth and do them now. Moar HEARTS EMOOOJIIIIIII.

Exccuuuuuuuseee me, puffintpiffinty, HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE me of plagerizing my OWN guth ideas? ((No, I've been bouncing it in my head since the Japanese release)) GET REAL, PSEOR. Ugh. Get off my lan and my journy is TOTALY the real story.

Also, all of the honeys and lovies that TOTALLY true Guths, yes, th2nks! I love you! MWAHHHHH ,33333 5ver~~ u all so kowaiii HEART EMoOKIIIII and ;P EMOOOJIIII. KISSY KISSY GOTH PARTAY to every1!

Night Shade, darling, who else is going to chr0n1c my L33t and HAWT adventures? DUHHHHHHHHHH. Of C0urse 1'm going to do the Whul story. And DragonkynNatKiasum, like omg are you an inspirational genius? I totally hope that my hot bod rocked your day. MWAH.

Corrina like, totally got the super spooky and scary goth fortress and like Gunter and Hands the Handy Hands totally took the lead. Felicia and Lilith were taking their sweet, sweet time chatting in the back and being POSERS and ignoring me.

Like I CARE, I sobbed as Jakob wrapped his arms around me a sung moosic to my ears and whispered gothly.

So like. Some ungoth wooden plated men were shouting at us, to go away, but that's DADDY's totally GOTH fortress. Hands the Handy Hands totally went up and punched some of the ungoth plebs in the face. I jumped up and down cheering him on. Jakob and Felicia sang gothly n the back, with all the gr4ce of the choirs of Daddy's choir.

I'm so poetic.

So GOTH. With extra lace and more new dresses. Poetic goth.

So like, it was totally ungoth of them to kill Hands the Handy Hands and he TOTALLY ran away crying. I had lots of GOTH hope and like he totally ruined my goth dreams. At least I got to play with Daddy's new toy and the sword is just so pretty with its purple glowy glow and I ran straight towards those mean archers and the swords men but Gunter had to ruin my fun and dragged me away from those nasty men hiding in the ungoth fort. WHO WOULD TEACH THEM THE IMPORT OF FASHION AND GOTH? I had a purple sword and I even put a pink lace ribbon on it. I WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE, GUNGUN.

Totally ungoth, but he made it up to me by showing the super cool spot and I totally scared everyone by making a bridge and then Xander Nii-Nii and Leo mou mou and Camilla and Elise came and beat everyone up and then like I was told to head back by them because I couldn't get sweaty in my new pleather, LEATHER IS FOR EVIL UNGOTH LOSERS, dress with belts all over it.

I agreed.

So like, Felciia and Jakob were singing our way out, Lilith was totally being just Lillith and letting my horse chew on her hair. GunGun was leading the way with me and Hands the Handy Hands accidentally tripped and cut the ropes of the not land bridge that I made but the real ropes bridge and like Gungun and I fell and Felcia and JAkob sung sadness and I was crying at Hands for being ungoth and Lilith of all people jumped down and saved me and turned into a little fishy and I cried louder (in a goth way) because Litlith was too little to save me, GunGun and GunGun's horsey that was chewing on her tail. Both Gungun and horsey fell down and I cried and Jakob held me and Hands the Handy Hands held Felicia. I sobbed and Lilith was crying too because the horsey bit her tail and I was like, Lilith, I know those are your colours ,but that is totally ungoth and why a fishey.

I also slapped Hands the Handy Hands across the face for being ungoth and I cried and cried and cried and cried. Jakob and Felicia helped us up and we all just forgot that the bridge was cut and walked off after gungun.

It was a GOTH accident and you can't expect my goth mind to remember everything. Like, I'm a vampire, but like be honest. It's totally goth to forgive other people's mistakes. Except for Hands, the Handy Hands. He killed gungun with his uncool ungoth ways, but Felicia blushes a lot at him so I guess I better be the better goth and primp up my mascara and hair and make sure my girl gets her man. Even if he killed Gungun.

So like we were all falling and Lilith said something and we all poofed gothly into a grove of trees. So like, I asked Lilith and batted my tear dropped goth eyes at her and asked, "Where are we Lilith?"

The fishy said something, but I tuned her out because I was having a goth staring contest with the black laced owl and I WAS NOT GOING TO LOSE TO THE OWL. So like Lilith made a Treehouse SQUEEE for me and Jakob, and some super goth cool goth temple for her and some dumpy tents for Felicia and Hands, but Felicia was crying too much and so I brought her to the treehouse like a good friend. I asked her if she wanted to join me and jakob to make out, but I didn't know she had a crush on Hands, so she said no.

We made out. He stuck his tongue in my mouth. I touched his butt.

It was hot.

So like. Apparently we had to leave because we needed to tell Daddy that GunGun fell into the abyss and we all gothly cried again. Poor GunGun.

So we like appeared in the same spot before we fell and then a bunch of Pegasus ran over us. UGH. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO GET MY HAIR PERFECT THAT MORNING?

a/n: Do you think Hoshido had Wifi and just didn't give her the password?