Snivellus, it's from the golden girls... i think that's a muggle TV show you might like... i can see you turning up your overlarge beak of a nose at that because it's muggle but you forget that you're half muggle yourself... (as a matter of fact, i am half-blood myself and my father is a muggle ********* too so that's why i relate to you)
*flea bath hex* (in case you're wondering snivelly-pants that means i have just bathed you in fleas not given you a flea bath!)
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oh well never mind Minnie (sorry professor, Sirius told me to call you that and he threatened to bat bogey hex me. i like bats but i don't want them coming out of my nose LOL!) no need to get your claws dirty, I've given old snivelly pants a flea bath (i mean quite literally, he is now covered in fleas!) I am learning to play the violin I've only been playing for a few months but I am honestly loving it even though i sound like a cat *ahem* no let's make that a BAT in a blender! *glares at Snape*
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Madam Author,
Thank you for the complement. May your days stay nargle and wrackspurt free and may your word counts multiply!
-Lm Ryder aka the Batty Bat
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Dear LM Ryder aka the Batty Bat
It was a pleasure and I thank you for your wishes, though I have had an infestation of wrackspurts lately, but I am sure I'll be able to rid myself of them soon enough, Luna's given me a few tips to keep them away. Also Professor McGonagall told me to tell you that she's pleased someone else is learning the violin and tells me that she's sure you don't really sound the way you described, and that Sirius should run away tail between his legs (I'm very interested to see how that develops). She also says that no matter how comical your flea bath was, please could you refrain from performing it again on anyone in Hogwarts, staff included, in future.
Thanks again!
-Taralani2362
Aka, Tara, the proud author.
PS: Professor Snape has just managed to escape from your flea bath (nice hex!) but makes no comment, I suspect out of fear for enraging you further (nice job ;) )