Hey, guys! It's time to update again! I hope you enjoy. I was pretty deep in writers block for the time being, but I think I did okay! (: I tried to keep them in character as much as possible. See you at the end of the chapter!

"Come on, Batsy. I didn't cause that much trouble!" The Joker whined sarcastically to his foe, as he pressed against the glass in his Arkham cell.

The Dark Knight glared at him. "You shot at innocent people and robbed a museum."

The clown shrugged. "I've done worse. Now, come on! I need to get back to Har-" He stopped himself. He was not making another mistake with the baby carrying loon and the red headed plant.

Batman stared at him in a certain disbelief. "That's a first. You never want to deal with your precious Quinn."

She's not usually pregnant and angry. He kept it to himself, knowing that he was digging himself a grave. Instead he gave a smirk.

"Like I'd even tell you my personal life. Perhaps on a rainy day. Just let me out like the good idiot you are." He loved making him angry. It was hilarious.

Batman shook his head and began to walk away into the shadows. Shaking his head, he only had one thought.

It isn't like she's pregnant or anything.

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The Joker was surprised that Harley kept her word. She in fact did not come for him. Even if it was a risky thing, she'd normally devote herself to him.

It had been a day before he heard anything of her. One of the doctors walked over to his cell.

"Someone is on the phone for you. You get ten minutes." It was Dr. Leeland. The one that he first saw with Harley.

Smirking, he followed her in his handcuffs rather obediently. He had a good idea of who it was

Grabbing the phone, he spoke a cool "Hello, H-"

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU STUPID, PSYCHOTIC CLOWN! I TOLD YOU NO MORE. YOU GOT YOURSELF LOCKED UP!" Indeed, it was Harley. A very, very angry Harley. He had never heard her scream so loud.

Holding the phone away a few inches, he tried calming her. "Now, now. Listen."

"WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! NOT JAILED UP WHEN I HAD THE BABY!"

The clown rolled his eyes. "Then why don't you come here AND GET ME?"

"I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T! IT'S YOUR FAULT!"

It was surprising. Nothing was ever his fault in her eyes. This hormones thing was getting confusing to him.

He sighed loudly. "Just wait, you screaming banshee! I'll be there before you know it." It seemed to be a false promise. He was starting to feel glad that he was in the asylum.

"YOU- you think so?" Her voice was back to it's sweet nature. She sounded more excited than anything.

"Of course, pooh. Would I lie to you?" he purred to her, smirking.

He heard a loud squeal. "Oh, Puddin'! We both will be waiting!" Her voice suddenly lowered. " But trust me I will rip those scars back open with my bare hands if you lie." She sounded demonic. Before Joker could answer, he heard a click of the phone.

He slammed his own back down as he stood up. "Why a baby? Why not something nicer, like a tiger?" He walked out to Dr. Leeland, whom made sure he got back to his cell. She was suspicious, but said nothing.

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Not feeling like going back yet, he decided to spend a night or two in Arkham. . .which turned into almost two weeks. Harley'd be fine for a few more days. She'd yell, but calm down quickly.

When night came one day, he looked at the ceiling, playing with a yo yo. It was quiet all around until a crash was heard.

Thinking he'd see Harley, he sat up with a devious grin. Greenish brown gas poofed through the air before seeing the glass break. A gas mask was thrown at him. It was not Harley standing there, but a certain red head

"Come to get me for yourself, my dear weed?" he bickered, putting the mask on.

Ivy's face was solemn. "Just hurry the hell up. Harley needs you right now."

The Joker narrowed his eyes nastily. "And why get me? I thought she wasn't going to get me?"

"She didn't get you. I did. Stop complaining and hurry."

"What does she need me for? Cuddles?" he laughed, stretching and taking his time walking with her.

Ivy sighed in frustration. "She's going into early labor, you idiot."

Oooooo. What will happen next! Stay tuned for more! Xx