(Hello my dear readers~ Welcome to Chapter 3, The Parent Trap! x3 I do hope you enjoy this chapter full of Pranks and mischievous girls! Also, anyone find it weird that Fem!England does not have the Iggy-Brows?)

Disclaimer:I do not own Hetalia, or its characters. I also do not own the plot of The Parent trap. Or anything else I have missed.

-Amelia-

"Sorry, ladies, read 'em and weep." Alice said, spreading out a full house to her competitors. I felt a grin grow on my face as I saw the other girls groan and toss their hands in, as Alice collected what was in the pile consisting of Candy Bars, dollars, and other small trinkets. That girl probably assumed she was the best player in the camp. But I was positive she wouldn't know what hit her when she went against me.

It was night time, and Lilli with Elizabeta, left for the evening to return the next day with more supplies for us, since we started to run out already. I was messing with my stuffed alien Tonny when a girl from our cabin returned from the Sojavan's and confronted me. She had heard of my legendary Poker skills and told me that the girl I had met earlier that day was beating everyone at my own game. At that, Anya quickly spoke up and said I would be beating her 'quickly and soundlessly'. I agreed, but was a bit cautious since I was expecting not to see her again this summer. Ever since that meeting, I just wanted to avoid her.

Alice didn't see me as I quietly walked in, so after shuffling her cards a bit she asked, "So...That's it? No more takers?" I already felt my temper rising at hearing her voice. It almost mocked me. Something about this girl just bothered me, and the weird feeling in my gut agreed. I heard Peter, who had gone against her, say, "You've already taken everybody..." I shook my head, laughing lightly, and called out.

"Not everybody."

It was like a movie. Heads turned, and people parted. I, the Heroin, locked eyes with Alice, the enemy. I could see she was surprised, but she covered it quickly, shuffling the cards again."Is that so? Come and sit then, Jones."

I almost scowled at the tone in her voice, but forced a tight smile on. Dad had once advised me not to show an enemy my true emotions, else they could use it against me. As a Heroin I was going to follow his advice. After walking to the table I sat down. I threw down my bet, and she did the same. We played five rounds of games, the score was 2-her, 3-me. We were on our last round when I decided to speak up, knowing I had a winning hand.

"Tell ya what, Kirkland. Lets make a deal. Loser gets to jump into the lake." The eyes that looked so similar to mine flashed. She hummed lightly and nodded."Excellent." was the response I got. I held up my free hand, getting her attention fully."But, you do it nude." I finished, grinning again. She raised an eyebrow before smirking."Even more excellent." She then turned her hand to me and smiled."Queen high straight."

There was a pause. I felt my grin die down and her smile grow wider."Well darn...I have to say you are good..." I met eyes with her again but before she could speak I turned my hand around letting her see the cards in my hands. A full house."Yet, not good enough. Start stripping, dear. You're going for a dip." I then let my grin return to my face, as the look of horror grew on hers.

Checkmate.

~A few moments Later...~

We were all staring as Alice Kirkland, the fancy girl from Londan, walked down the dock of shame. She stripped out of her clothes and set it down on edge of the dock before turning to us, teeth chattering slightly, and arms crossed to warm her up a bit. I held a candle in my hand, locking eyes with her for the umpteenth time tonight. She had determination in them and raised a hand, saluting me. I smirked again and gave a small one back. She nodded and turned around again before doing a perfect dive off the dock and into the chilly water of the lake.

"Quick! Grab her clothes and run!" Bella then said sharply. I watched as a few did and we all ran, giggling to ourselves. I only happened to glance back at her head coming to the surface before catching up with Anya. That weird feeling came back into my stomach and shivered as I entered our cabin again.

-Alice-

I was walking back up to shore through the shallow water, shivering violently and looking around in confusion. I had forgotten to take out my contacts due to today's activity and lost them in the water, so everything was a bit too blury for my liking. I shook my head a bit, making water fly everywhere before going to where I left my clothes. But as soon as I got on the dock I realized I didn't even see the familiar lump at all!"No...!" I whispered in horror and anger. That blasted devil! I hurried to where they were supposed to be and sure enough, they were gone. Just like my dignity... But, I quickly lost my anger and started to grin like I was crazy. If she wanted a war, then so be it.

"That's it Jones...Let them games begin."

~The next Day~

I had just finished reading a chapter of my book when I checked my watch for the twelveth time in the past hour. Michelle couldn't stop giggling and Sakura had a small smile on her face, trying to contain her laughter. I smirked and put a marker in my book before closing it and standing up. Michelle and Sakura quickly followed in suit. I put a hand to my mouth, shushing them before walking out of the cabin and going into the woods. As we slowly made our way through the trees I finally heard her voice."Ahh jeez, I'm so tired I could just crawl into bed and sleep till dinner!"

I tried not to laugh and kneeled down behind some bushes, gesturing for my friends to do the same. Once we were positioned I moved some of the leaves and caught the words out of Amelia's friends mouth."That does not seem like possibility Amelia." I could see the three of them standing, all just in front of the cabin."Why not?" I heard her question, it caused me to let out a laugh. I saw her friend then point upwards and watched as Amelia finally took a look at the cabin.

It took only a half hour to get every bed up on the roof, so we had plenty of time to do whatever till Amelia returned from a sport activity. But they were placed all on top of the roof, Amelia's in front with her Alien toy hanging from the bed post. And right on top of the post was a Union Jack flag I had laying around. Watching her mouth drop open in shock, then stuttering out of anger made me fall onto the ground, laughing silently. Sure Father taught me better then to stoop low to an enemy. But the reaction was just priceless!

After recovering and chuckling I looked out the bushes to see that they were gone. I then signaled Michelle and Sakura for us to retreat. I fell asleep with pride that night, ignoring the warning chills that went down my spine.

~In the morning~

When I woke up, I already could tell something was wrong. I opened my eyes slowly and saw strings above my head. Instead of the usual groggy-ness I felt, I was wide awake as I heard Michelle squeal and sit up on the bed next to me, covered in what looked like honey."Eww! EWW!" This caused the others to wake up quickly, to their own strange liquids on them. Everything then turned into chaos. I saw Sakura look surprised and actually angry as she tried getting up without moving the whipped cream on her too much. The other girls screamed and freaked out and I was left wondering, how did this happen?

I then noticed to my left, passed Michelle, an American Flag! I swung my feet over to the edge of the bed, planning to rip it down. But when I stood I almost threw up at the sensation at my feet. It was slimy and cold and downright gross. I looked to see what looked like mud and cake mixed together. It was such a mess that I barley heard the clicks above me and a creaking noise. I looked up in time to see three water balloons fall. But with my good dodging skills I wasn't hit."Ha. She didn't get me!" I said to myself with joy. But I had to look up one more time in case, just to see a huge big blue water balloon fall at me.

I looked down and crossed my arms around my head, bracing myself for the impact. When it happened I was angry, wet, and barely able to make a correct sentence."She is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet!" After screeching that I looked around and took my pillow to dry myself off, wondering how in the world we were going to clean this up! It was silent only for a moment in the screams when I heard Elizabeta's voice with Amelia's outside my door. I hurried and went to the window and peered out.

"No, no, no! Don't go in there!" Amelia said in a rush, in front of our screen door, waving her hands wildly. Elizabeta looked confused at her, Lilli wondering as well."One of the girls got sick in there last night and it is a huge mess. You should save yourself from the aggravation, it's really disgusting." Lilli then looked worried and stepped forward."Well if someone is sick in there, I have to help! Move aside please!" She didn't get any further as Amelia stopped her again, shaking her head and trying to push her back. I then noticed the string. It was tied to the door and painted brown to blend in. I quickly followed it up to a bucket, full of a brown tinted liquid.

Thinking quickly I opened the main door behind the screen one and heard the tail end of Amelia trying to stop them again."-Seriously! Its contagious!" I inwardly laughed to myself and spoke up."Actually, we are all fine in here. Unless Miss Jones knows something we don't." Amelia and I looked at each other briefly before she turned back to Lilli, who was looking even more confused now."Open the door and come in Miss Lilli." I insisted. With that, she gently nudged a horrified Amelia out of the way and opened the door, triggering the bucket to finally tip over and spill.

She let out a scream as she was covered in the brown liquid, making Elizabeta push her out of the way and inside the cabin, getting covered herself. But that wasn't it, Lilli slid down the isle because it was covered in slick oil. Elizabeta wiped her eyes and took a step in, but actually slipping and sliding after Lilli, screaming. Both crashed at the end and into a wall. But Elizabeta needing to stand up again, grabbed on to something connecting to the fan above."No!" I heard Amelia say next to me, in utter dread. I looked up to see it clicked on and feathers start to float down. I widened my eyes and looked at the two people in charge, now covered head to toe in feathers and that mystery liquid.

"See...I told you it was a big mess..." Amelia squeaked out, causing me to bark out in anger."Of course she would know! She did it!" We glared at each other for a moment, but when we both looked back at Elizabeta and Lilli, we saw them glaring back at us. Lilli seemed to be having a tough time trying to talk, with feathers all around. Yet, she clearly made up our punishment right then.

"No more! You two are going into the solitary confinement cabin!"

(Hi again. Now of course I realize I am a day late xD Sorry about that. I am not going to be saying much other then I have bunches of homework to do, and that I am pretty sure that my cat is going to be passing on soon. Other then that I hoped you enjoyed this chapter.
If you find any mistakes please be sure to tell me because I was lazy with this chapter xD I hope you enjoyed!)

Reviews are nice, but have a wonderful day/night!

[10-21-16: Errors that bothered me have been fixed.]

-RickyDew