This is going to be interesting, I thought as I turned the handle to the twins' bedroom. As I stepped inside their room I looked around and spotted the twins in the corner with matching pj bottoms and no shirts.
"You guys seem really interested in a box" I said while I set my things down in the middle of the room.
"Um, no offence but why are you here" George asked with a smile tugging at his lips.
"Well she obviously needed to see what we look like in our natural habitat while we're sleeping, but came a bit too early because she was expecting us to be asleep" Fred replied with wiggling eyebrows.
I stepped towards them, "How is it that you two know exactly what I am thinking?"
They exchanged surprised glances at my answer.
"We didn't think that you were that kind of person Phillips" said Fred as he watched me unpack.
"OK, let's get this straight, first of all I am here because your mother sent me to sleep here because there is no space in Ginny's room. Two I have no desire of seeing you two sleep in your 'natural habitat'. And three you two better not get ANY ideas or else you're going to wake up missing some body parts" I warned them.
"And what would we be missing?"
"Well, wouldn't you like to know" I replied while unpacking.
"Alright, we won't get any ideas but where are you going to sleep" George asked.
"Good point, you two can figure that out while I go and get changed" I replied airily.
Right when I stepped outside the room I found Ginny was waiting for me to step outside.
"Oh, hey Gin"'
"Don't you hey Gin me" she said as she dragged me to the bathroom. "A couple hours ago you were telling me that you only have small feeling for Fred and now you're sleeping with him"
"Alright, calm your tits. I am not sleeping with Fred, your mum told me to go sleep in Fred and George's room because your room was too cramped" I explained.
"Oh, dammit"
"What"
"Well Hermione and I were kind of hoping that you two were going to… you know"
"Care to elaborate what 'you know' means?"
"No not really, I know you're not stupid so you know what it means"
"Yes you are right I'm not stupid, so where did you get the idea that Fred and I were going to hook-up" I asked smirking.
"Me and Mione think you two would be a great couple"
"Alright thanks for all of the wonderful compliments but seriously I'm not that kind of person"
"Oh I know that you are not, I just wanted to see what you're like pissed"
"Are you fucking kidding me Gin, you ask me if I am sleeping with your brother as an experiment?" I asked laughing.
"I got my answers"
"Yea and what's that?"
"Never to cross you"
"Wow great observation, and I know that that's not the only reason" I said.
"Well anyway, let me know if my brothers do anything to you"
"Don't worry about me I can handle them"
"I'm sure you can" she replied smirking, "Well goodnight then see you in the morning."
"'Night Gin"
"Um, where will I be sleeping" I asked as I re-entered the room.
"Between us"
"Excuse me"
"Well we moved out shared nightstand and put your bed in between ours" George explained.
I looked around the room and saw that it was actually the only logical place to put the bed in.
"Fine, but you two better not get any ideas, got it?"
"Yep" they said popping the 'P'
As I got into bed Fred said, "Jane your hair is in my face."
"Sorry, it's long"
"I could name one more thing that's long" Fred said as George was snickering.
I turned on my left side you face Fred, "Can you erase your perverted teenage thoughts for three seconds" I asked.
"That's kind of impossible when you're here"
"Great, now your level of ignorance is through the roof too"
"That was actually a compliment to you, thank you very much"
"Goodnight you two" I said tiredly.
"'Night Phillips" they responded.
In the middle of the night I just faintly remembered feeling really cold and shifting somewhere and feeling instantly warmer, like I hit a soft squishy wall that grunted and could put its arms around my waist. But before I could think or process more of the situation, I fell right back asleep.
~Morning~
"I even talked to her last night" I heard someone whisper.
"They were really quite though the whole night though" said a male voice.
"It's kind of funny that they are both gingers" repeated another girl. "They're like perfect-"
"What's everyone doing here...," someone asked from the doorway, "…WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"Ron!" someone whispered angrily, as I shifted closer to the soft cinnamon smelling wall.
Wait since when did walls smell like firecrackers and cinnamon, I thought. I slowly opened my eyes to find myself staring at someone's neck, my eyes shot up and found Fred's face peacefully sleeping.
"GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF" I shouted while pushing him off of the bed.
I then looked around to find George, Ginny and Ron laughing freely while Hermione and Harry were trying hard not to but were failing miserably. I then looked down at the floor to find Fred rubbing his head and looking at me.
"What were you doing next to me on my bed?" I inquired.
"To answer your question Jane I was sleeping" he smirked.
"Yes but on my bed, that was strictly off limits" I said.
"Yea, I know" he said lazily.
I looked around and realized that I was on Fred's bed. "Well, shit then"
Everyone laughed at my reaction.
"You two were really close" Ginny said when she calmed down.
"Really,I thought we were mile away from each other" I retorted.
"Did anything happen tough" Ron asked.
"Oh yea loads, the whole night Fred and I-"
"Alright settle down people" George started, "I honestly don't want to know if anything happened last night between Ginger and Ginger here but Mum told us to get our asses down stairs so we can leave for the cup"
"Crap, that's today!" I said.
"Yea well all of us are dressed and ready so you and Fred should get going" Ginny told us.
"Sure alright" I smirked as I gathered my things, "First one to the bathroom wins" I winked to Fred.
"Get back here Phillips!"
I glanced behind me just in time to see Fred jumping in order to tackle me to the ground, but I simply moved to the left of the hallway right before the bathroom door Fred fell on his face flatly.
"And you thought that I am willing to lose to you so quickly" I smirked.
"No but I did think that you wouldn't mind being nice for once" he answered while brushing himself off.
"Aww, come on Freddikins, let's not be sore losers now" I said shutting the bathroom door
"I'll get you soon Phillips, and you won't know it" he said through the door.
"Well I can tell you know that that's going to be hard to do"
"Well maybe for regular guys, but you see Jane I am not a regular 'guy'"
"And I'm guessing that we are now referring to your dick?"
"I've got to say you know me pretty well"
I opened to door and got close to Fred's face and said, "And I'm not proud of it".
Although while we had a small moment looking in each other's eyes like we depended on them I seized the moment to turn Fred's hair a dark green much like the shade on the Irish flag by casting a silent spell. I smiled at him, "You better start getting ready, or else Ron and I are going to eat all of the food".
"Why are you looking at my hair"
"Oh, it's just an um…" I paused, "you have an interesting bed head"
"An interesting bed head for an interesting man" he mused to himself.
"If you want to call yourself a man" I added as I started walking away.
"It's what I am Phillips" he said as he shut the door.
I walked just was walking down the stairs just in time to hear Fred shout from the bathroom, "PHILLIP'S YOU ARE SO DEAD".
"What did you do to piss him off today" George asked me as I pulled out the chair next to him.
"Let's just say your twin looks great in green" I answered.
"Oh Lord" George sighed, "You really do need to help us with the shop and pranks this year though, we could use someone like you."
"Yea, well looks like Phillips got her priorities straight" Fred said throwing himself on the other side of me.
"Whoa what happ-" Ginny started.
"Jane happened" Fred murmured.
Everyone burst out laughing not noticing Mrs. Weasley entering the room, "WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR" she screeched.
Fred looked at her blankly searching for an excuse.
"Don't you dare tell me this had to do with Weasley Wizard Wheezes"she asked murderously.
"No, no Mrs. Weasley, Fred asked me this morning if could dye his hair in green for the Cup. We are supporting Ireland you see" I assured Mrs. Weasley.
"Oh, well then it looks great Fred"
"Thanks mum", Fred told her sarcastically, but was too busy washing dishes to notice Fred's sarcastic tone.
"You owe me big time buddy" I whispered to Fred.
"We'll see about that" Fred smirked.
Everyone had gathered their packs and were waiting for Mr. Weasley to leave, but the most anxious of all were Fred and George.
"Would you two relax it'll be fine if she finds them, I have some in my bag" I reassured them.
"Well we only need to walk a short way," Mr. Weasley said as he came down the stairs. "It's just that it's very difficult for a large number of wizards to congregate without attracting Muggle attention. We have to be very careful about how we travel at the best of times, and on a huge occasion like the Quidditch World Cup —"
"George!" said Mrs. Weasley sharply, and they all jumped.
"What?" said George, in an innocent tone that deceived nobody.
"What is that in your pocket?"
"Nothing!"
"Don't you lie to me!" Mrs. Weasley pointed her wand at George's pocket and said, "Accio!" Several small, brightly colored objects zoomed out of George's pocket; he made a grab for them but missed, and they sped right into Mrs. Weasley's outstretched hand.
"We told you to destroy them!" said Mrs. Weasley furiously, holding up what were unmistakably more Ton-Tongue Toffees.
"We told you to get rid of the lot! Empty your pockets, go on, both of you!" It was an unpleasant scene; the twins had been trying to smuggle as many toffees out of the house as possible, and it was only by using her Summoning Charm that Mrs. Weasley managed to find them all.
"Accio! Accio! Accio!" she shouted, and toffees zoomed from all sorts of unlikely places, including the lining of George's jacket and the turn-ups of Fred's jeans.
"We spent six months developing those!" Fred shouted at his mother as she threw the toffees away.
"Oh a fine way to spend six months!" she shrieked. "No wonder you didn't get more O.W.L.s!"
All in all, the atmosphere was not very friendly as they took their departure. Mrs. Weasley was still glowering as she kissed Mr. Weasley on the cheek, though not nearly as much as the twins, who had each hoisted their rucksacks onto their backs and walked out without a word to her.
"Well, have a lovely time," said Mrs. Weasley, "and behave yourselves," she called after the twins' retreating backs, but they did not look back or answer.
"I'll send Bill, Charlie, and Percy along around midday," Mrs. Weasley said to Mr. Weasley, as he, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and I set off across the dark yard after Fred and George.
Hey Guys,
Thanks so much for reading this story, please comment and like if you have enjoyed.
The next chapter will be with more Trio and Jane action, also sorry for not updating that much I haven't been feeling like writing but here is the chapter.
Thanks again!
-Jana
