A/N: Thank you guys for such a warm welcome haan isme Sachvi part kam hai but this will make you laugh please read and review
IN THE EVENING
Sachin returned to home and as soon as he caught him
Aditi: Jaldi kar Sachin hame ladki walo ke yahan ladki dekhne jaana hai
Sachin: Kya ladki dekhne ?Phirse ,Bhabhi main kahi nahi jaunga
Daksh came to him and pulled his ears
Daksh: Aise kaise nahi jayega hum tujhe kaan pakadke leke jaunga
Sachin: Bhabhi samjhaiye na bhaiyya ko
"Ek baar dekh le beta phir pasand aaye toh shadi karna koi zor zabardasti thode hi hai "
Sachin: Badi maa aap bhi ?...
"Nandita bahu bilkul theek kehti hai beta milne me kya burai hai "
Sachin: Daadi ,Daadaji ek baat samajh nahi aati ye sab log meri shadi ke pichhe itna kyun pade hain
Dadaji : Arey bhayi tum log yahin khade rahoge ya phir jana bhi hsi ladki dekhne
Nandita: Haan haan ,Daksh, ,Alok jaldi karo bhai ladki dekhne jaana hai ,jaldi karo Sachin arey Niyati ,Aditi aao
They all left from the house
HERE ON OTHER SIDE
K.D ,Purvi and Ishita were in a party
K.D : Aah !Mrs Sujata Many many Happy returns of the day
Sujata: Thank you Mr Pathak
K.D: Meet my sisters Ye mujhse choti behen Purvi aur ye us se bhi chhoti Ishita
Sujata: Ye mera beta hai Sudarshan
Sudarshan: Hello
Purvi(fake smile ): Hello
Ishita: Bhai,Mrs Sujata hume aapka case discuss karna tha remember ?
Sujata: Oh haan...Sudarshan tum Purvi ke saath baat karo hum aate hain o.k
K.D,Sujata and Ishita leave from there
HERE ON OTHER SIDE
Nandita gives introduction of all the family members ...
Dhananjay : Aap humare parivar se toh mil liye ek bar ladki ko bulwa deejiye taaki aapki beti aur Sachin ek dusre ko pasand kar le
"Haan,haan abhi bulati hun Priyabhashini ,beta bahar aao"
Daksh(whispered ): Priya bhashini ye kaisa naam hai ?
Niyati: Chup karo Daksh
A girl dressed in a sari carrying tea came outside
"humari Priyabhashini ki toh baat hi alag hai ye bilkul preeti zinta jaisi hai "
Kavya: Preeti zinta jaisi kaise
"Wo jab ye hasti hai to iske gaalon pe dimples padte hain "
Alok(whispered in Sachin's ears ): Arey wah Sachin teri shadi toh Preeti zinta se ho rahi hai
Sachin(whispering): Kya bhaiyya kuchh bhi
Aditi: Priyabhashini,tumhari smile ki itni taarif ho hi rahi hai toh zara muskura ke dikha do "
Priyabhashini smiled
Kavya: Dikhe nahi dimples
"Vo aaj guruwaar hai na isliye"
Daksh(whispering): Kyun guruwaar ko Dimples ka upwas hota hai kya
Niyati: Shhh! Daksh
Aditi: Main kya kehti hun ki ek baar agar Sachin aur Priyabhashini aapas mein baat kar len toh
"Haan haan kyun nahi jao Mano beta Sachin ko kamra dikhao, tab tak main pen aur paper leke aati hun"
Alok: Pen aur paper ye pen aur paper ka kya chakkar hai
Aditi: Lagta hai Auntie ji numerology me vishwas karti hain
Sachin and Manoranjani went to her room
HERE ON OTHER SIDE
Sudarshan: So Ms Purvi kya kya intrest hai aapke
Purvi: Aapke liye janna zaruri nahi hai Sudarshan ji
Sudarshan: My friends call me Sud
Purvi: Main aapki dost kabse bani
Sudarshan: Itni der se toh baat kar rahe hain na hum log
Purvi: Baat karne mein aur Dosti karne me fark hota hai Mr Sudarshan
Sudarshan: Amazing amazing attitude hai tumhara you know i liked that kind of attitude
And by mistake he stepped on the foot of a waitor and the waitor got dis balanced and dropoed the juice over him
Sudarshan: What the hell dekh ke nahi chal sakte tum mera 50000 ka suit kharab kar diya
Waitor: I am sorry sir...
Sudarshan: What do you mean by Sorry... where is the manager ...
Purvi: Excuse me,Ek toh tumhari galati hai aur upar se tum is bichare ko dosh de rahe ho,tum drkhke nahi chal rahe they aur phir bhi ye tumhe sorry bol raha hai ,Sorry toh tumhe bolna chahiye isey
Sudarshan: O hello tumhari chaar baar taarif kya kar di tum toh mujhpe biwi ki tarah hak jatane lagi, tum jaisi ladki se main kabhi shadi nahi karunga,samjhi tum
Purvi: O hello main yahan tumse shadi karne nahi aayi samjhe
Sudarshan: Toh kya tumhe ye nahi pata ki tumhe yahan meri aur tumhari shadi ki baat karne ke liye leke aaye hain
She saw K.D
Purvi: Bhai ye kabse shadi shadi kar raha hai kya hai ye sab
K.D(murmured in Ishita ears): Is se pehle ki bomb humpe phute nikal len Ishu
ON OTHER SIDE
Priyabhashini : Dekhiye hum aap ko ek baat pehle hi ek baat bata dena chaahte hain
Sachin: Ji boliye
Priyabhashini: Darasal aapka aur humara dusra vivah hoga
Sachin: Dusra Vivah ?Main samjha nahi
Priyabhashini: Humara vivaah ho chuka hai aur humare pati yahin humare saath rehte hain
Sachin: Kya aapki shadi ho chuki hai aur aapke pati yahin rehte hain, toh main chalta hun
Priyabhashini: Rukiiye humare pati se milenge nahi(she pointed towards Krishna's idol)
Sachin: Oh Krishna bhagwan...!
Priyabhashini: Jee yahi humare pehle pati hain
Sachin: Accha
Priyabhashini: Ghumiye
Sachin: Jee ?
Priyabhashini: Kapde utaariye
Sachin: Dekhiye ye sab thik nahi kar rahi aap
Priyabhashini: Utaariye kapde
Priyabhashini forcefully held him and made him turn other side
Sachin: Ye aap kya kar rahi hain, dur rahiye mujhse
Priyabhashini lifted his shirt saw his back and put it down
Sachin: Ye kya kar rahi hain aap chhodiye mujhe
Priyabhashini: Bahar chaliye,aapka humara vivaah hoga ya nahi ye bahar pata chalega
Both of them moved outside ...
Dhananjay: Baat kar li beta?
"Uski zarurat nahi padegi, jodi badi shubh hai dono ki jodi ekdam sahi rahegi "
And Sachin saw the paper
Sachin: Auntie ji aapne mera naam galat likha hai ek extra 'C' daal diya hai aapne
"Kya?Extra C(after calculating),tab toh ye vivah bilkul nahi ho sakta "
Nandita: Arey behenji lekin kyun ?
"Kyunki ye extra C nahi hai inke naam me aur calculation bata raha hai ye jodi ashubh hai"
Priyabhashini: Aur Maa inke toh peeth (back)pe til bhi nahi hai
"Phir to ye Vivah asambhav hai,aise toh humari priya ka jeewan nasht ho jayega "
IN K.D's House
Purvi: Bhai Ishu , Kya tha ye sab aap logon ne bina mujhse puchhe mera rishta chalane ki baat ki toh kaise ki (she throws a vase on the floor )
Ishita: Di di shant ho jao please
Purvi: Kaise shant ho jaun ?Kis ne kaha tha munhe us us ,Sudarshan se milane ke liye bataiye bataiye (picks up another vase )
Ishita: Di apna gussa shant karo di
K.D: Aur tumhe kya zarurat thi us ladke se misbehave karne ki ?Smart tha intelligent tha kya kami thi usme
Purvi: Ek toh galti ladke ki thi upar se aap mujhe bol rahe hain
Ishita: Di kami kya thi us ladke mein ?
Purvi: Arey itna hi pasand hai toh tu kyun nahi shadi kar leti us se haan ?
Ishita: Di aapke pehle main ,aur vo mujhe nahi aapko dekhne aaya tha
Purvi: tu chup reh main badi hun na main baat kar rahi hun bhai se ,Bhai aap ne kya sochke us Sudarshan ko,mere palle bandhne ka socha aur kya jaldi hai meri shadi karne ki
K.D : Arey Purvi teri shadi ho jaye toh accha hoga tu settle ho jayegi
Purvi: Nahi karni mujhe shadi
and she picked up the vase and was about to throw it when she saw their scared faces she puts it down and went from there in anger
HERE IN SACHIN'S HOUSE
Sachin was on the terrace ...when all the members came to him
Niyati:Har baar nayi saadi,matching blouse sab banwati hun tere liye ladki dekhne ke liye dhatt !
Aditi: Ek minute ye le(giving him some money)
Sachin: Ye paise?
Aditi: Wo kitab milti hai na ladki patane ke 101 nuskhe khareed lena hatt
Sachin: Ye paise ...
Aditi : Rakh le besharam
Daksh showed him a card
Sachin: Ye kya hai ?
Daksh: Score card abhi tak gyarah hui hain na saal ke end tak century complete ho jayegi
Sachin started moving when Alok caught him
Alok: Ruk Ek till ek til nahi hai tere peeth mein sharam aani chahiye meri peeth mein chaar hain
Kavya: Maa aapko na bachpan mein hi bhai ki peeth mein til gudwa dena chahiye tha
Sachin pulls Kavya's ears
Sachin: Kya boli kya boli ?Agar kisi ladki ne kaha ki mujhe bina naak wala pati chahiye toh kya tu mera naak katwa degi
Here Daksh pulls Sachin's ears
Daksh: Mere naam ki spelling galat hai mere naam me ye extra C nahi aata arey apna basta basta ghar tune ujaad liya besharam
Sachin: Arey lekin aapne dekha nahi uski maa kya bol rahi thi ek C na hone ki wajah se uski beti ka jeevan nasht ho jayega
Alok: Acchi khasi ladki mil rahi thi lekin usme khushi nahi thi arey bas ek C kya extra aa gaya tension le li kambakht ne
Sachin: Arey main khud reject kar deta us ladki ko ek toh kuchh zarurat se zyada hi shraddhalu thi upar se chhoti dekhi thi uski ghutno tak lambe baal they uske
Kavya: Toh usme burai kya hai bhai
Sachin : Tere baal toh sirf kandhon tak lambe hain phir bhi unhe sawaarne mein ek ghanta lagaati hai agar us se shaadi karta toh soch kya hota
Alok: Ye dekho ab ye baalon ke pichhe pad gaya besharam tere liye kya swarg se utri apsara laaye
Nandita: Bas bas bas kyun pareshan kar rahi ho bichare ko...dekhna koi na koi ladki zaroor hogi mere Sachin ke liye
Kavya: Badi maa main batana bhool gayi kal bhai ko dekhne meri saheli ne bulwaya hai hotel Bhoj me
Nirmala: Accha kab kahan kaisi hai wo beta
Kavya: Maa wo
Sachin: Aap log acche se discussion kijiye main chala sone ,Good night
ON OTHER SIDE
Ishita knocked the door .Purvi opens it
Ishita: Di bhai ko kyun disappoint kiya ?
Purvi: Kyunki unhone bina mujhse puchhe mere liye ladka dhundhne ki koshish ki
Ishita: Lekin di wo tumhara bhala hi toh sochte hain
Purvi: Shadi karne me kya bhalai hai aur waise bhi meri age kya hai ?Itni kya jaldi hai, Itni hi jaldi hai toh khud kyun nahi kar lete shadi
Ishita: Di aap toh jaanti ho na ki unhone aaj tak shadi kyun nahi ki ?Maa Baba ke jaane ke baad unhone hume apni betiyan samajh ke paala hai ,aur phir bade bhaiyya bhabhi bhi toh us accident ka shikaar ho gaye they ,Bhai humare saath saath Yash ko bhi toh apna beta hi samajhte hain
Purvi: Main jaanti hun Ishu lekin
Ishita: Aur phir bhi tum
Purvi: Wo baat nahi hai Ishu, Kya humare bhai ke liye koi nahi hai is duniya mein ?
Ishita: Hogi koi na koi zarur hogi aur koi na koi tumhare liye bhi hoga
Purvi: Chal bahot baaten kar li ab tu jaa yahan se
Ishita: Lekin Di
Purvi: Jaa na Ishu apne kamre mein
And Ishita came outside
K.D: Gussa shaant hua?
Ishita: Thida sa
K.D: Shukar hai Bhagwan ka
NEXT DAY
Sachin came out of his room and came downstairs
Sachin: Maa, Badi maa main bureau jaa raha hun
"Aarti toh lete jaa Sachin "
Sachin: Avu di !...I am so glad to see you Avvu di...tum kab aayi
Avantika: Bas subah subah aayi hun
Sachin: Naana Nani kaise hain,Maama maami kaise hain Ghar me sab thik toh hai ?
Avantika: Bilkul thik hain sab ...bhai bhabhi bhi aur Maa bauji bhi
Sachin: Accha Avu di sham me aake aapse baat karta hun , Maa se keh dena main bureau jaa raha hun
Niyati: Koi zarurat nahi hai
Sachin: Kyun ?
Aditi:Le kal hi toh bataya tha ki Kavya ki saheli ne bulwaya hai dekhne ke liye
Sachin: Arey lekin di ACP sir
Daksh: ACP sir se maine baat kar li 1-2 ghante ki hi baat hai tu chal
Sachin: Lekin ...
Alok: Lekin vekin kuchh nahi chup chaap chal raha hai tu
IN BHOJ HOTEL
Everyone came to the hotel and Sachin got a phone call as he went to recieve it he suddenly collided with a girl and a juice spilt over his shirt
Sachin: Tum?
Purvi: Aap
Sachin: Tum har jagah mujhse takrati kyun rehti ho Bureau toh Bureau yahan bhi chain nahi hai
Purvi: Main aap se nahi aap mujhse takrai hain
Sachin: Sara shirt kharab kar diya dekhke nahi chal sakti tum
Purvi: Dekhke aap nahi chal rahe they aur bol mujhe rahe hain
Sachin: Ek toh wahan ladki waale hain aur upar se tum ho ki
Purvi started laughing
Sachin: Hasne waali kya baat hai
Purvi: Aap ko ladki wale dekhne aaye hain, God bless to the girl
Sachin: Shut up wo jo bhi hogi tum se toh laakh guna better hogi
Purvi: Dekhte hain, Wo kaun pagal ladki hai jo aapse shadi karegi
Sachin: Mera chhodo tum apna socho tumhari jis tarah ki harkaten hain na us tarah se koi sharif ladka tumhe pasand nahi karega
Purvi: What do you mean ?Ki meri kabhi shadi nahi hogi
Sachin: Atleast mujhe toh yahi lagta hai
Purvi: Bilkul galat lagta hai aapko
Sachin: Accha thik hai mujhe Proove karke dikhana tab maanunga
Purvi: I can proove it to you
Sachin: Accha kaise zara main bhi toh dekhun ?Jis din koi shareef ladka tumse shadi kar lega na us din main khud us ladke ke pair pad lunga
Purvi: Fine 2 hafte 2 hafte ke andar andar main ek acche sanskaari ladke se shadi kar lungi you just wait and watch aur agar aisa nahi hua toh mera naam Purvi Pathak nahi
Sachin: Toh koi aur naam soch lo kyunki main jaanta hun ki koi shareef ladka tumse shadi nahi karega ye tum likh lo
Purvi: We will see
Sachin : We will see too
Sachvi move away from there
Sachin came to his table
Alok: Arey kahan reh gaya tha tu kitni der laga di
Sachin: Kuchh nahi bhaiyya wo ek pagal ladki
Daksh: Ladki?
Alok: Arey wo sab chhod ye daag kaise lag gaya shirt pe
Niyati: Lo daag laga ke aa gaye bhai sahab pehle toh ladki ne til na hone ki wajah se reject kiya ab ye ladki tujhe is daag ki wajah se reject kar degi
Sachin: Kya bhabhi aap log please rehne deejiye main bureau jaa raha hun
Daksh: Arey lekin
Sachin: Please bhaiyya aur aap bureau chal rahe hain ya main akela jaun
Daksh: Accha thik hai chalta hun main bhi,Niyati,Aditi bhabhi alok bhaiyya aap sambhaal leejiyega