Dear Professor McGonagall, Severus Snape, and Albus Dumbledore,
I was wondering. How would you feel, Minerva, if you were dating Severus Snape? Albus Dumbledore? And how would you guys feel if you dated her? I've read both types of fics, and I personally love the pairings! How would you guys feel?
-Ravenclaw 2019
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Dear Ravenclaw 2019,
As much as I'm sure you enjoy reading fictional stories about my love life I don't plan on 'dating' (such a colloquial word…) either Severus or Albus and I cannot see myself dating either of them, let alone know how I'd feel in the unlikely event that I was. Apologies if such an answer disappoints you.
Yours faithfully,
Minerva McGonagall
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Dear Ravenclaw 2019,
Will you and the rest of the students and Hogwarts cease at trying to pair up teachers, I do not care if you've read fanfictions where it is 'nice' or not. Cease. Despite how Professor McGonagall is a perfectly good woman, I do not plan on 'dating' her or any woman for that matter. Write to me again and I will ensure that a potion of deadly substance is slipped into your butterbeer next time you happen to set foot in the three broomsticks.
-Professor Severus Snape
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Dear Ravenclaw 2019,
What a charming idea! I admit I have never imagined myself dating Professor McGonagall, despite how lovely a woman she is, please don't think ill of her on my account. If I were to date her, well I'm not sure how I would feel. I'm sure it would be a perfectly pleasant relationship, we could even go to Hogsmead together on the weekends… yes it would be nice now that I think about it, but I don't plan on dating her and I'm quite sure she doesn't either. We are merely excellent friends, or so I hope at least. My thanks for pricking my imagination!
Yours faithfully,
Albus Dumbledore