Answers at Last

by Taralani2362

Ever wished the HP characters could answer all your questions? What happened to Voldemort's nose? Does Snape really Shampoo? Well now you can! Finally you can ask the characters themselves all of your questions and at last have your answers!

110. Snape on the topic of his love affairs

Dear Snape,

I was watching Twilight (Ugh!) and I got curious about something. Since Jacob was in love with Bella, but it was unrequited so he settled for her child... I think you know where I'm going with this. *Points to Harry and winks*

- Mysterious Shadowhunter

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Dear Mysterious Shadowhunter,

I do hope you are joking because the mere thought of this as a serious question makes me feel like taking a potion that will make me repeatedly vomit until I pass out to no longer pester me with such questions involving my love life with whomever they can think of.

Yours faithfully

Professor Severus Snape

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Dear Readers,

I find it only appropriate to inform you that I believe such a request from the professor is due only to his new love interest who he met with last month. I regret to inform you that I have few details on the topic and simply act as the carrier pigeon between the two (though a pigeon that gets to read said correspondence betwixt them both). As they continue to interact I will continue to share such letters with you, the intrigued public.

Just here to keep you informed!

-The proud author Tara