Answers at Last

by Taralani2362

Ever wished the HP characters could answer all your questions? What happened to Voldemort's nose? Does Snape really Shampoo? Well now you can! Finally you can ask the characters themselves all of your questions and at last have your answers!

111. Malfoy Pimp Cane

Dear Voldemort,

What. The. Fuck? Why, in the name of Merlin, did you DARE destroy the Malfoy pimp cane? Are you MAD?!
Also, one word: Harrymort.

Pissed off,

Glambert Goddess

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Dear Glambert Goddess,

Firstly I'm so glad to hear that I 'pissed you off', whenever I anger muggle filth I almost feel happy… and the 'Malfoy pimp cane'? What? Finally: Harrymort. The only association I want with Harry Potter is for me to be his successful killer…

-Lord Voldemort