Dear Umbridge! (Umbitch would be better though)
I hate u with all my life's worth. Do you have any idea how mean and evil you are. Even Voldemort looks like a bunny compared to you. You are universally hated. Now for my question, if you were so much in favour with the "Dark Lord's" views then why didn't you become a freaking Deatheater? Were u so afraid of taking the dark mark? And why pray tell me you loved Fudge so much? Hope you are rotting in Azkaban
Hater of cats and the colour pink.
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Annoyed, the writer would again be forced to travel to Azkaban to visit her most hated acquaintance and after a far too long visit, would again leave clutching another disgusting piece of pink parchment, inwardly thanking the ministry that they did not plan to release such a disgusting human being from said prison anytime soon.
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Dear Writer,
May I say you really do need to learn to be polite and civil. Calling other people names is never appreciated and I must say, will not be tolerated. Also, please do not compare me to a mass-murdering villain and breaker of the law, such as you know who. As for Fudge, may I point out that he was perhaps one of the best ministers of magic the world has ever been gifted with! You are lucky you are not charged for such a letter of undeserved cruelty and lies!
Yours faithfully,
Former undersecretary to the Minister of Magic, high inquisitor and headmistress of Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry and head of the muggle born registration commission,
Dolores Jane Umbridge