Answers at Last

by Taralani2362

Ever wished the HP characters could answer all your questions? What happened to Voldemort's nose? Does Snape really Shampoo? Well now you can! Finally you can ask the characters themselves all of your questions and at last have your answers!

118. Draco, NOT GAY

Dear Draco-the-Amazing-Bouncing-Ferret,

First, are you aware that most psychologists would agree that the rivalry between you and Harry was pure unadulterated sexual tension? Second, is it true you have a parseltongue kink? And third, DRARRY FOREVER!

- SmileyPie

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Dear SmileyPie,

I can already tell I but I will persist all the same. No, I wouldnparseltongue kink NO! I AM NOT GAY!

Yours annoyedly,

Draco Malfoy