Dear Rita skeeter
Why are you such a liar and a cow to everyone, you lied about harry when he was fourteen, also I think your animagus is pathetic creature, but its is a good way of being a cheat, in which I do think is impressive, and useful if you want to find the truth, which you do not do. Anyway just wanted to ask did you go to Hogwarts and if so which house was you I'm?
Respectfully yours
Mistress. Evil
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Dear Mistress. Evil,
A liar and a cow am I missy? I think you're mistaken I'm simply a reporter who knows what the public wants to hear. So I said dear Harry was younger than he was, it hardly matters. As for my animagus form well dearie it gets the job done and I don't see you as a highly accomplished reporter for the daily prophet do I and I don't think my readers truly care how I gain my information, so long as I gain it, and publish it for them to read to their hearts content. If you'd like to give an interview on your views I'd be more than happy to oblige, the muggle view, the thoughts of those less fortunate, the perspective of the less-gifted, I'm sure wizards everywhere would just love to read a funny little article like that, don't you?
By the way, I was in Ravenclaw.
Yours,
Rita Skeeter
PS: The truth doesn't sell.