Really, CHO! Are you mad? She blubbered all over you. If you want my advice, though feel free not to take, stay single for a while. Besides who says you have to date a witch?
-Half Alien
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Dear Half Alien,
Firstly, I'M NOT GAY! I have nothing against gays, really, I don't, but I do like girls! I only chose Cho because I dated her in school and she was the only girl I guess I could think of, despite how, yes, she may have cried a waterfall over me, but that doesn't stop the fact that she's still a very nice witch and still a great second choice (I can't write this answer without knowing either Ginny or Cho is going to hate me..) Plus I don't need to stay single it's a hypothetical question I'm quite, no VERY happy married to Ginny. Please stop asking about my love life it's driving me crazy!
Yours,
-An exasperated Harry