Dear Hogwarts Staff and Students,
It's a Harry Potter fanfiction by Tara Gelepsie. Look it up, read it, and tell me what you think.
- Glambert Goddess
Dear Glambert Goddess,
I, the author, am writing of behalf of all characters who have been contacted already through this story, save Professor Umbridge who now refuses to have any contact with me or inclusion on this letter answering project.
Through a friend whom I introduced to the now well known 'Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles' (Which I greatly suggest reading if you want a good laugh, author is 'aproudhousewife'), I was linked to this 'My Immortal'. Not only am I appalled by the fact that my internet nickname is shared by a girl who is so very adept at lowering people's IQ, but we all, collectively, despise it and cry over the imagination of Muggles, agreeing that it may be best to not share your fantasies from time to time... though many of us also found it absolutely hilarious, but still agree it should be wiped from this earth. In particular, the following have made their comments:
"I have never been more disappointed by anything I have read in my life, and I have marked Seamus Finnigan's Transfiguration essays from his first year.."
-Professor Mcgonagall
"We thought it was a joke, it seemed hilarious at first, though Harry seems to hate being called 'Vampire' and almost killed us when we mentioned how we'd get him some black muggle nail polish for christmas"
-Fred and George Weasley
"My father will hear about this."
-Draco Malfoy (... Typical.)
"This is what muggles are really like?!"
-An astounded Arthur Weasley
"I can't believe this is real... this is as ridiculous as divination!"
-Hermione Granger-Weasley
Harry himself, refused to make comment, and was found later that day hitting his head against a wall in horror whilst his son James continued to, and I quote 'piss himself' laughing
Thankyou, but also curse you, for mentioning to all of us this odd, odd fanfiction, that truly causes me personally to doubt the progression of the human race, now please excuse me whilst I join James in laughter at 'Vampire'
-A Disappointed but still elated author