Draco Malfoy-
You sure you're not gay? Because you seem pretty gay to me. Oh, Raziel! Are you still in the closet? Here's a song for you:
In Which Draco and Harry Secretly Want to Make Out
by The Whomping Willows
Draco Malfoy, what's your problem?
you're lookin kinda mopey and forlorn this morning
Harry Potter, what's your deal?
are you having trouble with the feelings that you feel?
Draco Malfoy, what's your issue?
do you need a hug or maybe a tissue?
Harry Potter, give us a sign
you can't commit to Ginny so what do you have in mind?
give me three guesses
is it professor McGonagall?
is it Lavender Brown?
no,
it's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
it's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-G
in love
Draco Malfoy, level with me
you used to be so enthralled with Pansy
Harry Potter, don't be shy
you got no luck with women so perhaps you need a guy
there's nothing wrong with it
no there's nothing wrong with it
you can move to massachusetts
where it will be
it's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
it's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-G
in love
there's nothing wrong with it
there's nothing wrong with it
there's nothing wrong with it
it's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
it's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
it's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
it's draco and harry sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-G
in love
-Daughter of Raziel
Dear Daughter of Raziel,
It took me ages to give this to Draco simply because I could not stop laughing, you, are awesome.
Draco didn't seem to share in my laughter however, rather he cursed and pushed me from his house cursing at me all the while. What he didn't realise was that the letter was still on his desk and Scorpius soon found it. As the door slammed, a new set of laughter joined mine whilst an irate Draco began shouting for his son to go to his room.
Also, I'm quite sure as I made my way down the drive, I heard a very angered Draco shout 'Respect your father and do as you're told!"
to which I heard the reply: "Which father? Harry or you?"
I gave him a high-five the next time I saw him
You're a legend
-Tara