Dear Harry and Ron,
Have you ever tried Red Vines? If not, I have enclosed a package just like I did for Dumbledore.
Sincerely,
The Avatarded Potterhead
Dear The Avartarded Potterhead,
Believe it or not, yes, we have heard of red vines. Ever since 'A Very Potter Musical' has been around (yes, we've watched it, the author made us… love the depiction of Draco) everyone has been offering us red vines.
Ron loves them, ridiculously loves them, and tells me I should just enjoy the free food but when you have a cupboard full of red vines (and I mean a cupboard as in a broom cupboard) and only red vines, you get a little sick of them. Even better, James has now enchanted them with a theme song he and Lily wrote so that whenever I have to open the cupboard door to add yet another packet of red vines, the theme song starts.
Ron would like to add that he personally loves the theme song and keeps attempting to convince George to start selling musical red vines at their shop.
I give him a week before it happens though I hope it won't… maybe Hermione will convince him not to…
Yours,
Harry (with some annoying input from Ron)