"You need to relax Bloom, I'm sure we'll hear something from Sky soon!" Flora watched the fire fairy anxiously, who was walking around the dorm room holding her phone.

"You saw what happened when we showed up there Flora!" Bloom exclaimed.

"Just what were those colours?!" Stella wailed in agony. "I've tried every magic spell I know and I still can't get the stains out of my outfit! It was a Spella Mccartney!"

"I'm still trying to find out why we appear to keep saying "Balls" whenever we feel pain." Tecna remarked.

"But what I don't get is what was going on in Eraklyon?" Bloom continued to pace. "It was like Baltor had tried to attack!"

"I haven't found any reports on the realm wide web that he was there." Tecna continued to search through data on her computer.

"Bloom, you need to sit down and take a deep breath," Flora was worried the fire fairy would combust if she didn't stop pacing.

"But I don't get it! Why should Serena have the Silver Crystal? I'm way smarter than her! She looks like she couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag!"

"Yeah, she was a total crybaby when she arrived at Alfea!" Musa scoffed.

Flora wanted to point out that Serena was a capable fighter, seeing as how she was Sailor Moon but wisely thought otherwise as she would have been drowned out anyway.

"I'm supposed to be the one with the power that's so awesome Baltor wants it!" Bloom continued to rant.

"Wait, does that mean you want Baltor chasing you?" Layla raised an eyebrow.

"I didn't say that! But I can still beat him!"

"Not to mention you're way prettier!" Stella leapt up. "Between us stylish sisters, I think they're carrying a few pounds too many!"

"So what are we going to do?" Flora asked eventually.

"This is serious girls," Bloom announced. "We need the power of the Sailor Scouts!"

000

"I know we've gone over this but before we leave, let's just check what we got!" Serena said.

"Water stars, henshin sticks, crystals, bazookas, water pistols, paint guns, shurikens, kunais, stun guns, laser shields, fireworks." Raye pointed at each item before putting it in the magic bag that was bigger on the inside. She nodded with a grin. "Oh yeah, we're ready."

"And how about our plan?"

Ami opened up a large scroll of paper. "Phase one, we go to Magix and try to find out where Valtor has been hiding through the media."

"At the same time we get to show you guys the mall!" Mina cut in with a V for Victory.

Ami nodded. "Then we'll teleport to Valtor's hideout, surround him with the Water Stars and blast him with everything we've got! Since he was created by the pieces of Chaos, we can use the remains of his magic to track their location!"

"And then we do the exact same thing?" Raye finished. The bluette nodded.

"And hopefully it won't take too long and we can finally go home!" Lita smiled.

"And then we all get cake and partaaaay!" Mina waved her arms, wearing funky sunglasses.

"Awesome! We good? We're good! Let's go!" Serena pumped a fist as she and Darien marched to the front of the group.

"Hey guys," Raye hung back, gesturing for the others to stay behind. "Don't you think it's a little weird that we're going to end this guy and Serena doesn't have that transformation that everyone was talking about?"

"What's the big whoop? It's not like she needs it!" Mina dismissed.

"But when the intergalactic Sailor Scouts talked about it, it was like she needed a power boost for when she becomes Queen!" Ami looked concerned.

"Luna didn't you and Serena find anything when you were at school?" Lita asked the cat on her shoulder.

Luna sighed. "If we had found anything worth mentioning, we would have still tried to find it! But, after witnessing the transformation firsthand, I can say it's not worth it."

"Even so, I still feel like there's something missing!" Raye frowned. "It could solve all our problems!"

"You mean getting the Outer Sailor Scouts to come over?" Lita asked.

"Oh sure, I've never heard that suggestion before." Mina deadpanned. She rolled her eyes as she looked straight ahead. "Ever."

She then got out her phone from her pocket. "It just so happens I did call them a few times when I was hanging out with Serena in Magix, it was voicemail every time!"

000

Instead of watching the time gate Trista Meioh was sitting in Amara and Michelle's apartment with said duo watching re-runs of Game of Thrones. At first they had only started watching because it was their night off and it was the only thing on besides Kuroko no Basket and Free (which they had already seen a few months ago) but the show was addictive as hell and days had turned to weeks.

"I should look at the Time Gate soon," She sighed.

"Just one more!" Amara pressed the button on the remote for the next episode, however she hit the wrong one by accident.

"AAAGH!" They all shrieked as the TV went onto menu.

"Get it back!" Michelle said hysterically, accidentally knocking over an empty soda can.

"I'm going as fast as I can!" Amara replied with the same panic. She took a short pause on sighting the name of another show.

"Winx club? What the hell is that?"

000

"Long story short they're probably up to their old mysterious doings and shit." Mina finished. "So about that thing, what are we gonna do about it?"

Suddenly a magic firefly flew over Raye's head and she lit up. "Girls, I've got an idea. But we can't tell Serena! Not until we know it'll work."

"We're listening!" Lita said patiently. Raye leant into the huddle and whispered it.

"OHHH!" Mina gave a very loud gasp, jumping up and down. "I can do that part!"

"Fine, but are you sure we can use it?" Ami enquired. "We're the last people who'd damage it!"

Raye fished in her handbag and pulled out what she wanted to show them. "Well I already have this, so as long as it doesn't leave out hands I don't see how there would be a problem!"

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's call!" Lita exclaimed. "And then we can do whatever we want when we have it!"

Half an hour later

"Guys, what's taking you so long?" Serena yelled at the four girls. "You're always getting on my case for being late!"

"Sorry about that. We just had to make a few calls!" Raye smiled quickly.

"Hmm…" Serena narrowed her eyes for a second. "OK!" She beamed. "Let's go!"

000

"Man this place is huge!" Lita exclaimed, looking around at the modern buildings in the town centre. They were currently on one of the Magix buses. "But why are most of the buildings yellow?"

"It's funny how you guys are even less impressed by this than people looking at dinosaurs," Mina idly remarked, watching vines made by people who thought they were super saiyans.

"Yeah but does Magix have dinosaurs?" Raye enquired, drawing on one of her Snapchat pictures.

"Nope!"

"Then it deserves the reaction it gets." Raye went back to Snapchat. Ami was too engrossed in the latest episode of Game Board on her laptop to respond. Lita shrugged and went back to watching Sam and Max.

"Hey lovebirds!" Mina tried calling at Serena and Darien, but alas they too were getting busy… playing Pokémon on their Nintendo Dss.

"Well don't come crying to me when your Geodude faints!" She muttered, slouching against her seat. "Well I guess it's just you and me, huh Luna?" She said, only to sweatdrop when she saw Luna was curled up asleep on her lap. "Oh come on!" She exclaimed. "This is even worse than that time I crashed the wrong party!"

Flashback

Mina staggers into a room full of serious looking people in suits. She is holding her drink in a red cup, which keeps spilling as she waves it around.

Mina: HEY WASSSUUPP PEEEPS?! GET DA PARTY GOING! (Looks around) Hey where are the party horses?

Everyone stares at her.

Mina: I'm gonna… like… go now…

She turns to leave then crashes into the doorpost by accident.

End flashback

"It was even more awkward than the time Sasuke's brother faked his own death!"

Flashback

Choir music plays while Sasuke's brother lies on the floor with his eyes closed.

Sasuke's brother: (Eyes open) I'm back.

Mina: NOOOOO!

End flashback

"Blondie quit flashbacking, this is the last stop!" Raye shouted into her ear.

"Huh? Alrightalright I'm there!" She hopped off her seat and they joined the others outside.

"Hey! That store Serena and I went to was right around this corner!" The Venusian lit up. "C'mon let's go, let's go!" She started dragging Raye by the arm. "Ow!" She complained at the whiplash as the Princess of Mars froze.

"I sense a disturbance," She whispered as a breeze passed through her raven hair.

"Argh I hate when you're right about these things," Lita ran a hand through her hair in frustration as she saw the Winx approaching.

"Hey Serena!" Bloom was smiling in a way that seemed way too fake for the Senshi.

"What do you want?" Serena asked warily, thinking of the communicator and teleport strapped to her wrist.

"We've been thinking about what happened, and we've decided we want to help you!" Bloom seemed to think she looked sincere but no one was buying it.

"And what is your definition of help?" Serena pressed.

"It's simple, we have a plan! You give us the Silver Crystal and the Water Stars and we go and beat Baltor!" Bloom said. "Then afterwards the Crystal can stay at Alfea!"

"That way it'll be looked after by professionals and you don't have to think about fighting again!" Layla added.

"Are they serious?" Mina was gesturing to Ami, Raye and Lita with looks of extreme incredulity.

"We know that you're not that strong at battling, so just leave it to us!" Bloom continued. "You can just go about your life like the average person you are and…"

"No."

"What do you mean?" Bloom's eyes narrowed, as if she didn't understand.

"You heard me!" Serena said, determination shining in her eyes. "I may not like fighting but I will not let anyone push me around and I make my own decisions!" She folded her arms at the winx. "And I gotta say, we came up with a better plan! You guys still think the Silver Crystal looks like Nicholas Cage's face for Luna's sake!"

"Serena!" Bloom exclaimed. "We need that power to get rid of Baltor!"

"Don't you ever give up?!" Mina was practically pulling her hair out (only hypothetically, she hated losing hair). "Why can't you just accept that we play by our own rules and leave us alone?! We've got the situation covered!"

Bloom's eyes hardened. "If you won't come with us, we'll have to take your crystal ourselves! WINX ENCHANTIX!"

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE MOON?!" All the Senshi shrieked.

"What a twist…" Shymamalamasamakun began.

"SHUT UP!" Mina roared in his face. "He knows what he did…" Her eyes narrowed as he scuttled away.

"Hand over the Silver Crystal Serena!" Bloom, now in her Enchantix held out a sparkly hand.

"Incoming!" Mina suddenly yelled and fired her paint gun, splashing the red head right in the face with a dead salmon paintball.

"BALLS!" Bloom couldn't help yelling as it hit her.

"Senshi out!" Mina ordered. Everyone nodded, running from the fairies as fast as they could.

Cue epic running maneuver across various different backdrops to the Benny Hill theme

Once they were safely out of the way near the forest, Serena stopped. "I feel kinda bad for being so harsh," She looked down.

"It had to be done." Darien rubbed her shoulder with a smile.

"No offence, but I wonder why we ended up here?" Lita asked, looking around. They had landed right next to a dry lakebend.

"Hold up," Serena held up a hand and closed her eyes. "I think Valtor's down there!" She gasped.

The Sailor Scouts all exchanged looks. "…So do we go down there now?" Raye asked, looking to Serena.

"Well," The Moon Princess took a deep breath. "We might not get this chance again! And we'll get it over with! And like you guys said, we've spent a lot of time preparing! But Luna," She turned to the Mau. "You need to get out of here before the fight!"

"On it." Before anyone could do anything Mina scooped Luna up and teleported away.

"Just dropped her off with Artemis," She explained a few seconds later when she returned.

"Alright guys I've got good news and bad news," Ami was worriedly looking at her computer.

"What news?" Darien asked.

"The bad news is the winx are still chasing us!" The Princess of Mercury looked up.

"Aaaagghhh," Mina started writhing around. "Leave us alone, LEAVE US ALONE!" She shouted to the heavens, mascara dripping down her face in streaks. It reminded Raye of the "leave Britney alone" videos.

"Somebody stop her, it'll make them find us." Darien sweatdropped.

"What about the good news?" Lita looked to Ami.

"I think I've found someone to keep them busy!"

"Hey guys!" A creepy looking man in a suit with no face and black tentacles came up to them, waving wildly.

"SLENDERMAN!" Serena shrieked, leaping into Darien's arms.

"Hey guys, I heard you were talking about hanging around fairies, can I hang out with the fairies?" Slenderman asked.

"Sure, be my guest," Mina scoffed. '"You'd fit right in!"

"Here's a picture so you can find them!" Ami smiled politely as she found an image of the winx on her computer.

"Those are fairies?" Slenderman flapped his tentacles. "They're skinnier than me! No one should be skinnier than me!"

"Don't wanna rush ya but fairies at 12 0 clock!" Lita pointed over her shoulder.

"Guess that's me! Bye guys!" Slenderman gave a wave before running at the Winx; Mina did enjoy the sounds of their terrified screams at the sight of him.

"Now that's taken care of," They looked to the lakebend. "Who wants to go first?"

"…Let's just teleport in." Serena sweat dropped, producing her brooch and raising it high.

"MOON ETERNAL POWER!"

"MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER!"

"MARS CRYSTAL POWER!"

"JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER!"

"VENUS CRYSTAL POWER!"

"EARTH CRYSTAL POWER!"

"Now…" Sailor Moon took a deep breath. "Into the lake!"

"Into the lake!" Tuxedo Mask echoed.

"Into the lake!" Jupiter tried to raise the spirits.

"Into the lake!" Mercury smiled.

"Into the lake!" Mars gave a grin.

"Into the magic sewer!-" Mina began but slumped at all the shakes of their heads.

"Fine… into the lake!"

"Alright everyone, as long as we're together nothing will stop us!" Sailor Moon took Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Venus's hands as they all formed a circle and teleported inside.