Mina: Last time on Wings of a Moon Princess… We finally got our butts in gear and got ready to take down Valtor once and for all!
Raye: Jeez it was about time! How long did it take us again? Oh that's right, 5 years!
Mina: Ssh! That poor fourth wall doesn't need any more cracks in it! Oh yeah! And then we went back to Magix! Which to be honest was kinda boring, and nothing really happened there…
Ami: (sweatdrop) but then the Winx came up to us…
Mina: NOT A LOT happened.
Raye: (sigh) She's probably trying to cope by pretending they don't exist.
Lita: Don't worry! They shouldn't be able to mess our plans up! Slenderman took care of that!
Raye: I hope he's up to the job. Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah we went to a cave… not much really happened there either…
Mina: Valtor turned ugly! (Sees looks from the other 3) -Even more ugly than he already was. (Turns to the others) Anything interesting happen when I was picking up Grell?
Lita: Not really!
Ami: But aren't you forgetting? Something really big did happen at the end of last chapter…
Mina: That's right! We figured how Serena could get her new Henshin! Give her a Red Bull! (Makes V for victory)
Raye: So now Serena's all hyped up on Red Bull with a massive power boost… I would feel sorry for Vulture but I'm just not feeling it.
Lita: Well he is a form of Chaos!
Ami: Hey guys! Can you believe there's only one chapter left after this one?
Their eyes widen.
Mina: Moment of silence. (They all bow their heads for a minute) Moment's over! Now let's get this show on the road so we can move on up!
Raye: You know you'll probably be grounded once your mom finds out what you've been doing.
Mina: … STOP TALKING!
After all this time, it had finally come to destroy the evil being that had been a massive pain in everyone's butt from the get-go. All the Senshi knew that only one would make it out alive. And seeing as they now had the ability to control the events about to happen and the fact that their already powerful leader was incredibly hyped up on Red Bull they could safely say they knew who it would be.
"What is this?!" Baltor was extremely alarmed. "I must summon all my powers of chaos…"
"POWERS OF ALL AROUND COME TO ME!" Sailor Cosmos bellowed, stretching her arms wide.
Immediately all of the magic from every single dimension imaginable flowed into to the Galactic bracelets around her wrists, the Silver Crystal glowing as she absorbed it all, these were the elitest awesomest powers in the cosmos, like the Elements of harmony! The four elements! The Egyptian Gods! Shadow Magic! Super Saiyan! Super High School Level Everything! The Funk! Demon powers! Legendary powers! I know what you're thinking, even a fire extinguisher! ...
"Wait, is that one really necessary?" Mercury, Mars, Jupiter and Earth turned to Venus.
"What? It so makes sense!" She retorted. There was a brief pause.
"Less talkie, more writie!" Venus ordered, flapping at Mars, who held the record of Serena's life back out in front of the group, who resumed their positions huddled around it, each holding a pen.
"YOU'VE DONE IT NOW SON, I'MA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!" Cosmos grabbed Baltor by the throat, blasted a hole in the ceiling and shot straight upward, white flames blasting from the soles of her shoes.
"WOW, WHAT A LOVELY DAY," Cosmos exclaimed once up in the air, looking around at the forest in an energized manner. "YEAH, THE ATMOSPHERE IS RATHER PLEASANT."
"…"At this point Baltor didn't even know what was going on anymore. He just tried to focus all the spells he still had left in the Agador box.
"Spells from Cloud Tower-"
"-NOPE!" Cosmos smacked the box out of his hand before he had the chance to summon anything. It hurtled far off into the distance, releasing all the spells it had previously contained as it fell.
"MY SPELLS-" Baltor started to yell in slow motion but Cosmos cut him off with an uppercut that sent him reeling across realms. Cosmos followed with the speed of Sonic the hedgehog, shooting blasts of all the magic she now had with her new and improved scepter.
000
"Well I think she's got all the power she needs to be getting on with!" Jupiter remarked, looking satisfied at what they had written.
"Uh oh," Mercury began.
"We've got company!" Grell readied his deathscythe as he saw the winx flying towards them.
"Dammit Slenderman! You had one job!" Mina shouted at the faceless creature.
"Sorry guys!" He shrugged apologetically with all his tentacles. "But they said hurtful comments about my appearance!"
"Tuxedo Mask, take Sailor Moon's life leger!" Mars thrust the book into his hands. He nodded immediately and shielded it under his cape.
"Your friend can't help you Sailor brats!" Stella shot at them. "Even if she does have really shiny hair!"
"Why thank you!" Grell exclaimed, striking a pose.
"WHAA?" The winx were dumbfounded.
"S-she sounds like a guy!" Musa said weakly.
"But I don't get it, he looks like a woman!" Tecna tried to apply logic.
"I am a woman!" Grell said indignantly.
"It's really not a good idea to go there fairies," Sailor Mars was sweatdropping hard.
"Take this!" Bloom flung a fireball at the scarlet Senshi, who casually caught it with one hand.
"Bitch please," Mars disintegrated it with a snap of her fingers. "This couldn't heat my curry for five minutes!"
"Now can we fight them?" Grell was prepping his death scythe.
"The key word is detain, not kill." She told him. "I know what you're like."
"I wouldn't do that, they're not on the to-die list yet! I check these things!"
Away from the chaos unfolding Tuxedo Mask quickly crouched down in the corner of the cave with a pen.
"Just one last power," He murmured, thinking of his Golden crystal as he scribbled a couple of lines.
000
Just then Sailor Cosmos felt a familiar surge coursing through her, she could tell this apart from the other powers she had absorbed, it felt warm and comforting and just what she needed to complete her hyped up battle mode. Her blue eyes sparkled with flakes of gold around her tiny pupils as she powered up her next move.
"YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HURT ON YOUU?" She stuck another intimidating pose at the disorientated Baltor.
"I THINK HE WANTS ME TO PUT THE HURT ON HIM!" She shouted to no one in particular. She gave a giddy shrug as she bounced up and down. "WELL, IF YOU SAY SOOOO, COME AT ME BRO!"
Alfea
"Ms Faragonda, Bloom and the others escaped to try and find Baltor again!" Griselda burst into the headmistress's office.
"Oh don't worry about Bloom," Faragonda waved her off. "If anyone can defeat Baltor it's he…" She stopped in mid sentence at the sight of Sailor Cosmos kicking Baltor around like an overgrown football high in the sky.
"Ms Faragonda! Are you alright?" Griselda exclaimed at the woman's shocked expression.
"The letter only said that Serena had Lunarian blood! Not that she was the princess…" Faragonda said faintly.
Red Fountain
Ever since the somewhat unfortunate death of Diaspro Sky had locked himself in the wardrobe of the dorm he shared with the other boyfriends of the winx.
"Come on Sky, come out the closet!" Brandon said exasperatedly.
"Yeah, my grey jacket is in there!" Timmy whined.
"Is that the one with the Russian label?" Brandon looked at him oddly. "We've never been to your house, are you sure you're not from Earth?"
"No one will ever understand what I'm going through?" Sky wailed from inside the wardrobe.
"If you think that's true emo you're failing hard." Riven shook his head, leaning against the wall. He had more reason to feel like an outcast among them for being a witch's sloppy seconds.
"How did I get roped into hanging out with these guys?" Nabu sighed. He had learned he was the only one aside from Helia who could actually defend himself but he couldn't help thinking that staying with this group would get him killed one day, probably while saving their asses from a huge mess they had put themselves in.
Suddenly Codatorta appeared in the doorway. "Boys, Saladin needs you outside! Meet us out by the vehicles immediately.
As soon as they arrived they found the headmaster standing beside the many parked ships and hover bikes.
"Boys I have to report a very serious incident." Saladin began as Sailor Cosmos continued to fight Baltor above the building, all the while yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU BALD MOUNTAIN REJECT! I SAID TASTE IT!" At the top of her voice. "One large ship and one hover bike have been stolen from school premises! Would you have any idea who did it?"
"Did the thief leave any clues?" Timmy asked.
Codatorta took a deep breath. "Only this," He held out a small piece of paper that said, "You lost" with a picture of a trollface.
Coronis
"You know, I wonder when Sailor Moon and her team are gonna get rid of the guy that attacked Mermaid?" Queen Suzu Nyanko of Mau wondered as the four friends stood on Akane's black marble balcony. "If they needed our help they would've called, right?"
"Knowing the Moon Princess she probably wouldn't want more people than necessary to get caught up in it!" Akane shook her head. "Damn shame though, I'd have enjoyed kicking his ass again!"
"At least he didn't come back to our planets after that!" Nezu helped herself to a piece of cheese. "I had to catch up on all my programmes for days!"
"Looks like I got an answer anyway," Suzu looked through a golden pair of binoculars as she saw Sailor Cosmos applying lethal kicks to Baltor's face at lightning speed.
"Huh?" They all rushed to the front of the balcony to join her. "Lemme see!" Akane snatched the binoculars. "Damn, you go girl!" A lipstick grin spread across her lips. "Who'd have thought that girl to have such a spine?"
"I'm glad!" Reiko smiled. "She still got a transformation that had good taste! Now where is that popcorn…"
Somewhere in America
"I hope Serena and the girls are alright," Luna sighed, looking out the window.
"Don't worry, they've face tougher creatures before!" Artemis reassured her, from what she had told him after Mina had dropped her off it seemed they had it under control. "Besides, I've been looking at the magic computer Mina left here, it looks like Serena's doing most of the work!"
"Let me see!" Luna leapt over to a news report from Solaria.
"Breaking news, a warrior who looks like the mysterious girl known as Sailor Moon appears to be fighting a giant monster!" The gaudy reporter was saying. "Solaria seems to have gotten the magic from its second sun back so could that gross creature actually be Baltor? Send in your thoughts to Solarianews!"
"… At least she seems ok." Luna sighed, though out of relief. It was amazing how the girl had transformed over the years into a strong leader and mighty Senshi.
"Artemis, I hope you saved the game!" Marik came into the room with two bowls of cat food, they had been playing Sam and Max hit the road until Luna had shown up, though they had not arrived in time to catch Mina.
"What are the forks for?" Luna asked, confused at the two forks sticking out of each bowl.
"Table manners." Marik answered.
"You know we're cats, don't you?" She had to ask.
"No exceptions! When you are in this house you will use etiquette." Marik said sternly. "Artemis knows how to use a fork!"
"It's true." The white cat sweatdropped.
Ponyville
The six ponies and baby dragon were having a picnic in Applejack's orchard.
"Ooh, check it out, Sailor Moon's finally fighting the big bad guy!" Pinkie Pie squealed, leaping up and down at the sight of the epic fight scene going on. Sailor Cosmos had just smashed a raincloud over the beast's head that one of the Wonderbolts had handed her.
"Pinkie, what are you looking at, we can't see anything!" Rainbow Dash gave her a funny look.
"Oh just let her have her fun darling," Rarity adjusted her stylish sunhat.
"Kick monster butt Sailor Moon!" Pinkie waved at the Senshi. "Tell me when you want the celebration party!"
Mount Coronet In the Sinnoh region
The dastardly Team Gagaaa-I mean Galactic was taking a short break from the mission to summon Dialga and Palkia.
"Don't you think Cyrus isn't like other people?" One green haired grunt whispered as the blue haired leader of the team stood opposite, overseeing other workers.
"Now that you mention it I never know what he's thinking!" The second answered. "I can't read his, P-p-pokerface!"
"Was he born that way?" A third wondered.
"JUST DANCE! GONNA BE OK! DA DA DOO DOO!"
"Huh?" They all looked up at the sight of Sailor Cosmos doing mad dance skills in the sky, hitting Baltor with her scepter along with the beat of the song she was belting out.
"I am indifferent." Cyrus said emotionlessly.
"It didn't even leave him speechless." The first grunt said in wonder.
Park
Mordecai and Rigby had been busy sla- I mean working at raking some leaves.
"Whoa," Mordecai exclaimed as Sailor Cosmos and Baltor came into view.
"SAILOR MOON! SAILOR MOON!" He and Rigby chanted, cheering the Senshi on as she continued to effortlessly beat up Baltor.
"OHHHH!" They ran around whooping at a particularly skilful attack where she broke one of the monster's arms with the strength of a playco armboy.
"HAMBONING!" Sailor Cosmos suddenly yelled and beat her chest and arms at top speed as she shot towards Baltor, achieving a few more key hits to her enemy as a result.
"She mastered it," Rigby wiped a proud tear from his eye.
"She had a good teacher dude." Mordecai smiled.
Somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean
"What do you mean you don't know how to fly this thing?!" Monkey D Luffy exclaimed in his deep pirate voice, staring at the controls to the tiny helicopter that were flashing bright red.
"I mean I don't really know how to fly this thing." Lelouch V Britannia admitted, scratching his head.
"I just ate all the silverware in here!" Suzaku shouted from the back seat.
"Ok, ok, I got this," Lelouch was back at the controls. "We just gotta find someone's back yard to crash in…"
"HOLY SHIT!" Luffy yelled suddenly.
"What, what is going on up there?!" Lelouch was under the control panel.
"Let's see, there's a giant purple chocolate bar with wings… and now there's a crazy white girl! Now the crazy white girl is beating the chocolate bar with her magic stick! Oh, now the crazy white girl has taken the stick and…"
"…Oh." Lelouch had resurfaced to see, and grimaced for a second.
"GO CRAZY WHITE GIRL!" They went back to cheering as Sailor Cosmos shot fire blasts at Baltor's face.
"That was a beautiful sight to see, don't you agree rubber simian?" Lelouch's purple eyes were shining.
"God speed you magnificent son of a bitch." Luffy said quietly, before looking straight ahead. "The F**k are you looking at?"
An abandoned wasteland planet
"FINALLY!" Sailor Cosmos exclaimed as she looked around spastically. "NOW I CAN FIGHT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT DESTROYING BUILDINGS AND TREES AND SANDBOXES! But meh, flyings funner! Now where was I? Oh yeah- IMA FIRIN MA LAZAARR!" She roared, shooting colossal laser after laser at her target.
"AHAHAHAHAA!" Sailor Cosmos was laughing maniacally. "I AM QUEEN OF THE FANCY TUNAAAA! I AM INVINCIBUBBLE! WHOHHHHH!" She twirled rapidly in the air, giggling and blasting her enemy with every spin.
000
Back at the cave the Sailor Scouts were not impressed one bit.
"I thought this was gonna be kinda fun but honestly the novelty's wearing off." Mars sighed as they effortlessly rejected another blow of fairy magic.
"It could be if I could bend the rules of the to die list!" Grell pouted.
"Your fun is not the same as our fun Grell!" She called over her shoulder.
"Girls! I have an idea!" Ami waved them over. She was holding her computer. They had a brief group huddle then stood in a straight line.
"Hey Minx club!" Mina said to the Winx. "What starts in D and ends with T and in the middle has efea? Clue, it rhymes with "the meat!"
"…Defeat?" Bloom began to say hesitantly.
"We gonna beat you up suckaaa!" Venus gave a 'U MAD?' face as all four Sailor Scouts converged their powers, firing a blast at the wall behind the fairies so that all six were splatted by a massive mud waterfall.
000
The battle had been long but rather easy (for Sailor Cosmos anyway) but now even in her crazed hyper state of mind the Senshi knew it had to end. Slowly she hovered down closer to Baltor's level where the crumpled and beaten shriveled form of the once feared wizard was lying on the ground, desperately trying to get up so he could attack her in someway.
"Hasta la vista Bidoof," Sailor Cosmos said coolly, brandishing a bazooka in her arms, using her Moon powers and all the other powers to form a silver ball of pure energy on the front.
"It's Balto-" He began weakly.
Sailor Cosmos raised the weapon surrounded with pure white energy, to deal the finishing blow…
"MOOON! FALCOONNN! PUNNNNCHH!"
…
"WHAT THE F-NOOOOOO!" Baltor/Chaos screamed in agony as its body was blasted to smithereens in a giant explosion and disintegrated away on impact, leaving only a humongous crater behind.
Sailor Cosmos stood in front of the crater, breathing heavily Her bangs casting shade over her eyes.
"Sailor Moon!" A smartly dressed man in a black suit came running up behind her, holding a microphone. "You've just defeated the Magix dimension's biggest criminal, an incarnation of chaos, and achieved your desired transformation that's a million times stronger than the Enchantix, the one they call Sailor Cosmos!" He exclaimed in his smooth British accent. "What are you going to do now?"
"…" Sailor Cosmos turned around silently. Then… "I'M GONNA GO PLAY WITH POGS!" She yelled, jumping up and down in the air. "WANNA COME?"
"NO!" Sebastian shouted back with a frowny face.