In this chapter, Cosmo's going to give birth, again! However, the baby isn't going to be what Poof is expecting. For some strange reason plans in fiction only work when they AREN'T explained to the audience. Maybe that's why the Anti-Fairies don't seem to get the upper hand against the fairies. Works for us.
Also, we're going to meet the title character.
Chapter 2: Bundle Of Joy
Timmy flipped through the calendar, waiting for three months to pass so that Cosmo would finally give birth again. He had crossed out many days already.
Over the last few weeks, Cosmo had farted in their faces and had made both him AND Chloe pass out, he had burped so loudly that it nearly wrecked his house, he had summoned a monster that destroyed much of Dimmsdale (fortunately, Jorgen von Strangle had undone the damage, but he was starting to wonder what was going on at that point), and had summoned a tornado that had wrecked Dinkleberg's house (though Timmy's father wasn't complaining about the last one).
However, today was a day to be celebrating.
Today was the day that Cosmo was going to give birth!
"Yes! It's finally here!" exclaimed Timmy, leaping into the air.
Immediately, Timmy and Chloe began to feel rather excited. No longer would they have to worry about Cosmo making their lives miserable. After all, that was an anti-fairy's job, not a fairy's job.
Likewise, Poof began to feel rather excited as well. He was shaking his baby rattle with excitement. He could hardly wait for Cosmo to give birth to another baby. It looked like he wasn't going to be an only child anymore.
Quickly, Wanda pulled out a wand to summon Dr. Studwell.
Currently, he was admiring himself in the mirror.
"Hey there, good looking...ready for another day of work?" asked Dr. Studwell. He knew that the nurses would love to see him again.
"Dr. Studwell, we need you to take Cosmo to the hospital!" exclaimed Wanda.
"He's going to give birth to another baby!" shouted Timmy.
"Another fairy baby? I was amazed to hear that you were having one baby, let alone two!" exclaimed the doctor.
"We understand we're making history here, but Cosmo needs you to take him to the hospital!" bellowed Wanda.
"Alright, I'll get on with it." nodded Dr. Studwell.
Wanda sighed in relief.
"But can we go to get ice cream first?" asked the doctor. He would love to have a banana split.
"Just take my husband to the hospital!" demanded Wanda.
Immediately, Dr. Studwell wished Cosmo to the fairy hospital.
"Should we go with him?" asked Poof.
"You want to witness your sibling being born, don't you?" inquired Wanda.
"OK!" exclaimed the fairy baby.
Immediately, Wanda wished Poof, Chloe, and Timmy along with herself to the fairy hospital.
Sure enough, there was Cosmo, who appeared to be sweating.
"Hey Timmy, could you do me a favor and wish the baby out already? He's kicking!" exclaimed Cosmo.
Sure enough, there seemed to be feet sticking out from Cosmo's belly.
"Maybe he'll grow up to be a soccer player!" suggested the pregnant fairy.
Chloe volunteered for the task of making sure that Cosmo's baby was born.
"I'll do it! I wish that your baby was born!" shouted Chloe.
Wanda granted Chloe's wish.
Once again, Cosmo gave birth.
Immediately, the sky was filled with singing birds, it became sunny out, all the clouds in the sky disappeared, and a rainbow showed up. In other words, it was rather similar to Poof's birth.
"Would you look at that..." remarked Dr. Studwell.
"Alright! I can't wait to see my baby boy!" exclaimed Cosmo.
"And I can't wait to see my baby brother!" cheered Poof. They were certainly going to remember this day alright.
Immediately, Cosmo and Wanda decided to take a look at their new baby. Poof, Timmy, and Chloe took a look at the baby as well. Dr. Studwell was holding onto their new child.
Their new child had a tuft of yellow hair and had heart-shaped wings that were red, in addition to having a round body just like Poof and having yellow eyes. Like other fairies, the baby possessed a crown. Timmy wondered why fairies were so regal.
"Sup!" exclaimed the baby.
"Did our baby just talk?" questioned Wanda.
"It's probably nothing." answered Timmy.
"Alright! I have another son!" cheered Cosmo.
"And I have a baby brother!" celebrated Poof.
"Now let's give him a squirt gun! Boys love those!" exclaimed Timmy.
Immediately, Timmy handed the baby a squirt gun.
However, much to his surprise, the baby didn't seem interested. The baby looked at it for a few seconds...then handed it back to Timmy.
"Huh?" asked Timmy.
"I don't get it...Poof loved his toy squirt gun!" exclaimed Wanda.
"Can I play with that?" asked Cosmo.
Immediately, he began to squirt water...some of which got on Timmy's face.
He wiped himself off with a towel.
"Thanks." retorted Timmy.
At that very moment, Dr. Studwell pulled out some chocolate bars.
"Anyone want some chocolate? It's on the house!" exclaimed Dr. Studwell.
Suddenly, the fairy baby reached forward to grab the chocolate.
Eagerly, the baby munched on the chocolate bar.
"Our boy loves chocolate, doesn't he?" questioned Cosmo.
"I'm starting to wonder if our new baby is a boy..." answered Wanda.
Suddenly, the baby attempted to grab Chloe's teddy bear.
"Huh? You want my teddy bear? Alright, but make sure to give it back." agreed Chloe. She believed that sharing is caring, though she wasn't going to get careless and wish for EVERYONE to share. They didn't need to share 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Immediately, she handed the infant fairy her teddy bear.
The fairy baby happily began to cuddle it. Said baby then gave it back to Chloe.
"Our new boy is REALLY feminine..." answered Cosmo.
"Um, Cosmo, I don't think that your new baby is a boy..." stated Chloe.
"What makes you say that?" asked the green fairy.
Curious, he looked at his new baby, and he noticed that their fairy was admiring how good-looking Dr. Studwell was.
Cosmo gasped upon realizing what gender his new baby was.
"I don't have another son! I have a daughter now!" exclaimed Cosmo.
Cosmo and Wanda's new daughter giggled.
"Well then, Poof, it looks like you have a sister!" shouted Wanda.
Poof sighed. Things weren't going according to plan.
"What's the matter? Shouldn't you be happy you're not an only child anymore?" asked Chloe.
"I suppose...but I was hoping for a baby brother though so that we could do things together." answered Poof.
"I'll sure you'll find something that you're both interested in..." stated Wanda.
"If you say so..." sighed the male fairy baby.
Strangely enough, nothing seemed to happen whenever the baby giggled. Perhaps wishing for the baby to have stable magic worked. Now they wouldn't have to worry about her being used for evil.
And speaking of being used for evil...
At that very moment, Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda barged through the door.
"Give us your fairy baby!" exclaimed Anti-Cosmo.
"We can use him to rule the world!" bellowed Anti-Wanda. The fairies would be no match for them with her on their side.
"Um, the baby's a girl." answered Timmy.
"We can use her to rule the world!" shouted Anti-Cosmo's wife.
Suddenly, the pixies burst through the window.
"Give us the baby! Her power will make us invincible!" exclaimed the Head Pixie.
Jorgen Von Strangle burst through the wall.
"Give ME the baby! She'll doom us all otherwise!" bellowed Jorgen Von Strangle.
Mama Cosma poofed herself in.
"Give me the baby! She's my granddaughter!" exclaimed Mama Cosma.
"Um, about that...I already wished for the fairy baby's magic to be stable..." explained Chloe. It looked like the anti-fairies and the pixies couldn't use them for their evil schemes, nor did Jorgen Von Strangle have to take the baby to a boot camp so that she could learn to control her powers.
"You did? Never mind then. You can do with her whatever you want. I wonder when the next fairy baby is going to be born...it's only been a year..." noted Jorgen Von Strangle.
"So much for ruling the world..." remarked Anti-Cosmo.
"We're going to have to find another way to build our evil business corporation." acknowledged the Head Pixie.
Momma Cosma was leaving as well.
"Um, I don't see how this affects you." stated Timmy.
"On second thought, she seems happy with you and my daughter-in-law...even if I don't approve of her being in Wanda's care..." noted Momma Cosma.
Immediately, she poofed herself away.
"Well, I guess we can go home now." remarked Timmy.
"Wait, there's one last thing...shouldn't we come up with a name for her?" asked Chloe.
"Does anyone want some cream puffs? They're on the house too!" exclaimed Dr. Studwell.
"Mmm...cream puffs." remarked the baby fairy girl. Those actually sounded pretty good right now.
Immediately, she leaned forward to take a bite out of one.
This gave Cosmo an idea as to what to name the baby.
"Puff? That's perfect! Let's name our baby Puff!" shouted Cosmo.
"Puff!" exclaimed the baby.
"Works for me!" nodded Wanda.
Puff giggled once again.
"Funny, that sounds an awful lot like my name..." answered Poof.
"That way everyone will know that you two are related! Isn't it perfect?" asked Cosmo.
"Well, that's rather clever." nodded the fairy baby. He wondered how his father of all people thought of it.
"Now can we go home? My parents are going to flip if they find that I'm not home...or maybe not. They seem kind of neglectful." suggested Timmy. He was under the impression that they would have realized how bad a babysitter Vicky was. Well, all the more reason for him to keep his fairies.
"I wish that we were all back home!" exclaimed Chloe.
Immediately, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Chloe, Poof, and Puff made their way back to their home.
Wanda had decided to dress Puff up in a similar outfit to her older brother due to her possessing a similar body shape. However, it was yellow instead of purple since it matched her eyes.
"Home sweet home!" exclaimed Puff.
"Hmm...my sister's learning to speak a lot faster than I did..." noted Poof. He had to go through pooferty so that he could learn to talk. Until then, he was speaking in nonsense, though his papa Cosmo at some level seemed to understand him of all people.
"Apparently, female fairies mature faster than male fairies, just like people do...isn't that right, Cosmo?" asked Wanda.
"I'm over 10,000 years old and I'm young and free as ever! Hooray!" exclaimed Cosmo.
Immediately, he pulled out a green party horn and he blew on it.
"Well, let's give her some diapers and-"
Wanda was interrupted when suddenly Puff went to use the toilet.
Puff poofed herself back into the room a few seconds later.
"I'm back!" exclaimed Puff.
"On second thought, that won't be necessary." remarked Wanda.
"I wish I knew how to do that!" exclaimed Poof. He was starting to wonder when he was going to get to stop wearing diapers and be a big boy.
"I'm sure you'll learn how to use it eventually! I'm still trying!" bellowed Cosmo.
Immediately, Cosmo started flushing the toilet repeatedly.
"Come on! I want to use the potty!" pouted the green fairy.
"Hmm..." remarked Puff. It looked like her father wasn't the smartest fairy in the world.
Curious, she noticed a book on the shelf. It was a fairy tale by the name of Little Pink Riding Hood. It featured her mother visiting HER mother so that she can give her a goodybag. However, she had to worry about Denzel Crocker trying to catch her, who was wearing a wolf costume to look intimidating.
She decided to read the book.
"Hmm, it looks like I won't need to read her bedtime stories. She can do those herself!" exclaimed Cosmo.
Curious, Cosmo began to read through another book called Blonda And The Three Magic Bears.
"Um, Wanda...I'm having trouble reading the book." said the green-haired boy. He was reading the cover.
"You haven't opened it yet!" exclaimed Wanda.
Immediately, she opened the book so that Cosmo could read it.
"Thank you!" shouted Cosmo.
Poof decided to get his baby sister's attention by shaking his baby rattle.
"Want to watch TV?" asked Poof.
"I'm reading." answered Puff.
Immediately, she began to read through the book.
"Aww..." complained the baby boy.
Curious, he began to look for something else that they would enjoy.
"You want to play blocks?" asked Poof.
Puff picked up two blocks with a N and O and put them together to spell NO.
Poof sighed, though he did admit that Puff was rather creative.
"You want to make wishes?" asked Poof.
"What should we wish for?" inquired Puff. Had Poof already decided upon that?
"Um..." answered the baby boy.
"Come talk to me again when you've decided." stated the baby girl.
"Gee, that book sure is enhancing her vocabulary. I think I'll eat a dictionary so that I can enhance mine too!" exclaimed Cosmo.
Immediately, he began to munch on a dictionary.
"Hmm...Puff doesn't seem too interested in hanging out with her older brother." noted Timmy.
"I'm sure that they'll find something that they can do together eventually." answered Wanda.
"If you say so." said Chloe.
Meanwhile, Poof was thinking to himself about his baby sister. It was as if she didn't want him around.
Suddenly, Timmy's parents knocked on the door.
"Hey there, son! How are you doing? We're going to check on your room real quick to make sure that you've been cleaning it!" exclaimed Timmy's dad.
"Quick, hide!" warned Timmy.
Immediately, Poof, Cosmo, and Wanda turned themselves into goldfish.
"What are you doing?" asked Puff.
"You can't get discovered! If you do, my parents might find out I have fairy godparents!" exclaimed Timmy.
"Meaning..." answered the baby girl.
"You'll all disappear forever! I'll never have fairy godparents again!" bellowed the boy.
"Oh. Yeah, that makes sense." nodded Puff.
Immediately, she turned herself into a goldfish and joined the rest of her family in the fish bowl.
"Hey there, Timmy. I see that you got a new goldfish...er, how many goldfish do you have now?" asked Timmy's dad.
"I have four." answered Timmy.
"Hey there, Timmy's Mom! Hi, Timmy's Dad!" exclaimed Chloe.
Puff raised an eyebrow.
"Why do people refer to Timmy's parents as simply Timmy's Dad or Timmy's Mom?" asked Puff. She was under the impression that someone would refer to them by their first names by now.
"Beats me! Maybe we should call ourselves Poof's Dad and Puff's Mom!" exclaimed Cosmo.
"I think people should just call you Cosmo and Wanda." answered Puff.
"Yeah, it makes things a lot less confusing." nodded Poof.
"OK then, Mr. Cosmo's Son!" exclaimed Cosmo.
Poof scratched his head.
"Your room looks awfully neat...I think I'll leave you be along with your new goldfish!" exclaimed Mr. Turner.
Strangely enough, he never recalled getting Timmy his first two goldfish, let alone a fourth one. He decided that maybe he had simply forgotten about it.
Immediately, he left the room along with his wife.
Timmy's fairy godparents turned themselves back to normal shortly afterward.
"We have to hide ourselves from Timmy's parents? That presents a problem..." noted Puff.
"Well, we don't have to do it RIGHT now..." answered Wanda.
"In that case..." answered the fairy baby girl.
Immediately, she picked up Little Pink Riding Hood and began to read through it once again.
Poof let out a sigh and sat on the ground. Why didn't his sister want to hang out with him?
Sighing, he decided to watch TV without his baby sister.
Hopefully there would be something good on TV.
It looks like instead of Poof having a baby brother, he has a baby sister. Also, she's his polar opposite. That's rather unfortunate for him, isn't it? What is he going to do now?
Also, my baby sister and I actually share the same interests, so I didn't necessarily base this on my life experiences. I DO have a younger sister though.
In the next chapter, Poof is going to get captured by Denzel Crocker! Oh no! Guess whose going to try to save him.