In this chapter, Poof is going to start packing up his belongings so that he can leave home. Why you ask? Because his sister doesn't seem to want anything to do to him...fortunately, his sister is going to explain to him that ISN'T the case...
But what's this? Oh no! It looks like Poof is going to get captured by Denzel Crocker! He wants to get to Fairyworld! I guess it's Puff to the rescue.
Chapter 3: Sibling Bond
After finishing her book, Puff decided to go visit her brother Poof. She might as well hang out with him, even if they didn't share the same interests. It seemed that she and Poof were like their parents. Poof seemed to have obtained her father's personality (though he was much smarter than Cosmo), while she had obtained her mother's personality (though she didn't think that she would marry someone like Cosmo).
However, she noticed that Poof didn't seem to be anywhere in the Turner residence.
"Poof, where are you?" asked Puff.
Curious, she decided to look around for him. Was he playing hide-and-seek with his parents?
Eventually, she found him.
"There you are!" exclaimed the fairy girl.
Oh wait, that wasn't her older brother. It was a beach ball.
"Oh right, I forgot how much Poof looks like a sports ball." remarked Puff. Now that she thought of it, she looked like a sports ball too...though she wasn't much of a sports player like her brother was.
Curious, she decided to look around. Outside was Timmy Turner, kicking a soccer ball into a goal. She decided to check to see for a moment if Poof had transformed himself into a ball so that Timmy could play soccer.
However, it was simply an ordinary soccer ball. It wasn't even purple.
Her parents were resting in their fishbowl...but where was Poof? She was under the impression that he would be in the fishbowl with his parents...which of course were also her parents.
Outside, Timmy's dad was spying on Dinkleberg with his pair of binoculars.
Currently, he was watering his garden and whistling.
"He's plotting to steal my wallet! I just know it!" exclaimed Timmy's dad.
"What did Dinkleberg ever do to him?" questioned Puff. From what she knew about Dinkleberg so far, you couldn't find a nicer man on the planet. And yet, Timmy's Dad seemed to think that he was anything BUT a nice guy. Then again, Timmy's Dad was even dumber than her dad...which was really saying something.
Timmy's mother was currently painting the walls. Puff decided that clearly there was something more fun that she could do than watching the paint dry.
She decided to head back to Timmy's room. Where hadn't she searched for her brother yet?
Suddenly, she spotted him outside the window. For some strange reason he was carrying a sack with his belongings on a stick. How did he even fit them all inside?
He seemed to be depressed about something.
She decided to go visit him. It appeared that Poof could use some cheering up.
"Brother, why are you leaving?" asked Puff.
"You clearly don't want me around." answered Poof.
"What? Yes, I do! You're my brother!" exclaimed the girl.
"If you say so." sighed the boy.
"You should get back to your parents. They're going to miss you." remarked Puff. "Of course, they're also MY parents...so maybe I should go inside the fishbowl with them."
"Yeah. I suppose..." nodded Poof.
However, at that very moment, something bad happened.
Suddenly, Poof was snatched with a butterfly net.
"Aah!" bellowed Poof.
"Oh no! Poof!" exclaimed Puff.
"Yes! I've got a fairy!" shouted the man who had captured Poof.
"Oh no..." said Puff. As it turned out, Poof had been captured by Denzel Crocker, a demented man who had been hunting fairies for years. Unsurprisingly, this had made him one of Timmy's biggest enemies.
"Now to get to my mother's house!" exclaimed Mr. Crocker.
"His mother's house?" questioned Puff. She was under the impression that Mr. Crocker would be living with his kids instead of with his parents like HER parents were. Apparently, Mr. Crocker was not a married man.
Oh wait, he had married his work at catching fairies.
Apparently, Mr. Crocker hadn't grown up yet, just like Timmy had yet to do in that live-action movie. For some strange reason that movie seemed WAY different from the cartoon. She wasn't even in that movie!
Immediately, Mr. Crocker ran back to his mother's house.
Fortunately, Puff was able to follow him somewhat easily. Everywhere he went, people were wondering why he was so crazy.
To make sure that she wasn't noticed, she transformed into a bird. Mr. Crocker would be quite fortunate if he managed to catch two fairies on the same day...but she wasn't going to let that happen.
Unsurprisingly, she was a yellow bird. Basically she looked like Tweety Bird.
"Has the author been watching Looney Tunes?" asked Puff.
Speaking of which, a black cat seemed to be interested in her.
"Meow!" exclaimed the black cat.
Puff quickly spotted the cat.
"I am SO not on the menu!" bellowed Puff.
Quickly, she began to fly away as fast as her wings could take her.
The black cat chased after her.
Fortunately, she managed to elude it.
"That was close." noted Puff. Maybe she should have transformed into a bigger bird, like maybe a hawk.
On the other hand, she might end up scaring her brother.
However, as she stopped to catch her breath, she realized that she had lost track of Denzel Crocker, much to her frustration.
"Darn it! Where did he go?" asked Puff. If she didn't find him, she wouldn't find her brother. She was not the type of person to celebrate being an only child. In fact, neither was her brother.
Suddenly, the black cat leapt in front of her.
"Aah!" exclaimed Puff.
"You might want to stay away from that house over there...there's a nutcase living inside!" bellowed the cat.
"Um, thanks." answered the fairy. Apparently, that cat was not as fierce as he seemed.
Immediately, she flew towards where the cat had directed her.
Taking a deep breath, she entered the house.
Since she wanted to look inconspicuous, she decided to turn into a cat. A yellow cat, of course. If Denzel Crocker spotted her while she was in fairy form, she would no doubt be on the receiving end of a butterfly net.
"Huh. I wonder how our cat has yellow fur..." questioned Mrs. Crocker.
"Meow!" exclaimed Puff.
Suddenly, Puff coughed up a hairball.
"Hmm, my parents might have had a bright idea when they transformed into goldfish instead of felines." remarked the fairy. Besides, it was surprisingly comfortable inside the fishbowl.
At first glance, it appeared that there wasn't a mad scientist living inside the house. It looked completely normal.
Did she...get the wrong address?
For a moment, she considered leaving, when suddenly she heard evil laughter coming from the basement. Perhaps she had gotten the right house after all.
She decided to check to see who it was...though she had a good idea who it was already.
Quietly, she opened the door to the basement to see who was down there. She quickly noticed that there was some sort of laboratory inside. Apparently, she had gotten the right house after all.
Unsurprisingly, it was Denzel Crocker, who had placed Poof instead a cage. He was holding a cup and was banging it against the bars.
"I want apple juice!" cried Poof. He was getting thirsty.
Sure enough, Mr. Crocker was interrogating him. He had just one question to ask Poof...and strangely enough he wasn't asking where he could find Timmy's fairy godparents.
"Alright, tell me how I can get to Fairyworld and you can go free!" demanded Mr. Crocker.
"I don't think I could help you even if I wanted to...in case you haven't forgotten, you don't have wings!" exclaimed Poof.
"That presents a problem...but I know what to do about it! I wish that I had wings!" shouted the man.
"D'oh! I forgot about the whole "fairies grant wishes" thing." noted the fairy baby.
Immediately, he pulled out his rattle and granted Mr. Crocker's wish. Small fairy wings appeared on his back.
"Yes! Now I can get to Fairyworld! Wait, where is Fairyworld anyway?" asked Mr. Crocker.
Suddenly, the clouds parted, revealing Fairyworld with a big sign pointing to it saying "THIS WAY TO FAIRYWORLD!"
"Well, that was rather convenient." remarked the man.
"I've always wondered how fairies knew how to get to Fairyworld..." thought Poof. Then again, they could probably just wish themselves there. They WERE fairies after all.
At that very moment, Puff showed up, transformed back into her regular fairy baby self, and released Poof from his fairyproof cage.
She then grabbed her brother and flew out of Denzel Crocker's house.
"Yes! Now I can finally reach Fairyworld! And it's all thanks to you, fairy baby!" bellowed the man.
Immediately, he noticed that Poof was gone.
"Huh. I wonder where he went." answered Denzel Crocker. Maybe he needed to go back to his parents so that he could have his diaper changed. Well, he didn't need him anymore anyway.
Meanwhile, Poof and Puff had escaped Mr. Crocker's house. Hopefully Poof wouldn't be captured by Mr. Crocker again anytime soon. He was a psycho.
"Thanks for saving me..." remarked Poof. Mr. Crocker could have used him to grant all sorts of crazy things...though he supposed that it would be preferable to being Vicky's godfairy.
"You're welcome...but what about the crazy fairy hunter?" asked Puff.
"Mr. Crocker? Yeah...I think we should do something about him." answered the male fairy baby.
Sure enough, Mr. Crocker was flying straight towards Fairyworld. Puff wondered how Crocker's tiny wings could support his weight.
"Fairyworld, here I come!" bellowed the man.
"How do we stop him?" asked Puff.
"Well, all we need to do is get close enough to him so that I can zap him with my rattle and send him back home to his mother..." answered Poof.
"You think someone as smart as he is wouldn't live with his mom..." questioned Puff.
"Yeah...that doesn't make much sense, I know." nodded the baby who dressed in purple.
Immediately, Poof and Puff flew towards Fairyworld so that they could stop Denzel Crocker.
Already, he had arrived in Fairyworld.
"There he is!" bellowed Puff.
"Yes! I've finally found the realm of the fairies! Now I just need to find the big powerful fairy wand so that I can absorb their magic!" bellowed Denzel Crocker.
Curious, he decided to look around.
"Wait, where is the Big Fairy Wand anyway?" questioned the man. He was under the impression that the wand wouldn't be too difficult to find due to how big it was.
Suddenly, he noticed a sign saying "This Way To The Big Fairy Wand!"
"Must be my lucky day!" remarked Mr. Crocker.
At that very moment, Poof and Puff showed off.
"Not so fast!" exclaimed Puff.
"You're going back home where you belong!" bellowed Poof.
Immediately, Poof started shooting blasts from his rattle at Mr. Crocker, hoping to send him back to his mother without wings.
However, Mr. Crocker managed to avoid the blasts.
"Missed me! Missed me! Now you have to kiss me!" taunted Mr. Crocker.
"Who would want to kiss you?" asked Puff.
Denzel Crocker dropped his head to the ground.
Afterwards, he resumed running to the Big Fairy Wand.
"Come to papa!" shouted Denzel Crocker.
"If he gets to the Big Fairy Wand, Fairyworld's finished!" bellowed Poof.
"So...we have until he reaches it to stop him, right?" asked Puff.
"Yes...he's too fast though! How are we going to hit him?" asked the boy.
"Well, it's a good thing I just thought of something." answered the female fairy.
A few minutes later...
"Yes! I finally reached the wand!" exclaimed Denzel Crocker.
Immediately, he pulled out a magic-sucking device.
"Now I can use this to transfer all the magic in that wand to me! I'll be unstoppable!" bellowed the man.
Suddenly, Puff showed up dressed in a security guard uniform.
"Whoa there, buddy! You can't just waltz in here uninvited! Let's see your permit, shall we?" asked Puff.
As Puff was distracting Crocker, Poof was slowly approaching him with his rattle.
Immediately, Crocker gave Puff a piece of paper saying "My name is Denzel Crocker. Please let me go to the Big Fairy Wand."
"Alright, I think you have your permit. Now give me your ID." said Puff.
Mr. Crocker groaned and handed Puff his ID. This was probably going to take a while.
It had a picture of himself and his name on it.
"Your middle name is Quincy?" asked Puff.
"It was my mother's idea, not mine!" exclaimed Mr. Crocker.
"Alright then. Next, I need to see proof that you're actually a fairy." answered the fairy. Wouldn't want any pixies sneaking in.
"Did you not see these wings?" asked the man.
"Now I need to see your wand..." said Puff.
Denzel Crocker pulled out a toy wand.
"Alright. You seem to be an actual fairy. Now I need to see your-"
"Wait a minute! You're not a guard! You're that fairy I encountered earlier!" bellowed Crocker.
"Busted!" thought Puff.
Immediately, he took off Puff's security guard hat, revealing her puff of hair.
"Well, it appears that you have good observation skills." remarked the baby girl.
"Ah-ha! You're trying to trick me! Now move out of the way so that I can drain the Big Fairy Wand!" shouted the evil teacher.
Quickly, he shoved Puff outside.
"Yes! The Big Fairy Wand is mine!" bellowed Denzel Crocker.
Suddenly, Poof zapped him with his rattle.
"Or not." answered the man.
Immediately, he was sent back to his mother without his fairy wings.
"Darn it! I was so close!" bellowed Denzel Crocker.
"There you are! Where have you been? You know that it's past your bedtime! Get to your room immediately, buster!" bellowed Denzel's mom.
Denzel sighed. It looked like he was going to have to save fairy hunting for another day.
Immediately, he went back to his room.
Poof and Puff poofed themselves outside Timmy Turner's residence a few minutes later.
"You're the best sister ever!" exclaimed Poof.
"Thanks. I appreciate it. Perhaps we have more in common than we thought." noted Puff.
"You bet!" bellowed the baby boy.
"Now let's get back home now that we saved Fairyworld." suggested the baby girl.
Poof nodded.
Immediately, he pulled out his rattle and poofed himself along with his baby sister.
At that very moment, Cosmo and Wanda woke up from their nap.
"Ah, that was a nice nap." answered Wanda. For some strange reason, neither of their parents had noticed their absence.
"Not for me, it wasn't! I had a nightmare where Denzel Crocker grew fairy wings, made his way to Fairyworld, and tried to drain the Big Fairy Wand!" bellowed Cosmo.
"OK..." answered Puff. Was Cosmo psychic or something?
"Sorry to hear that." sympathized Wanda. "By the way Poof, how are you getting along with your new sister?"
"Pretty good, actually. I spent the day with her!" exclaimed Poof.
"He certainly did! It was fun!" shouted Puff.
"Good for you! I'm glad that you two have a sibling bond!" bellowed Wanda.
"We sure do!" nodded Poof.
Immediately, Poof and Puff entered Cosmo and Wanda's castle.
"Hey brother, do you want to watch TV?" asked Puff.
"I thought you were interested in reading books." answered Poof.
"Well, I just finished the book I was reading, so I think I'll watch TV for now. I think I'll visit the library sooner or later though." noted the fairy baby girl. She in particular wanted to read some fairy tales.
"Sounds good!" exclaimed the baby boy.
Immediately, they began to watch Clints' Hints.
"I wonder why Jeff has so much trouble finding Clint's hints." remarked Poof.
"Well, judging from all the animate objects in his house, maybe he's seeing things." noted Puff.
Meanwhile, Timmy's Dad had noticed Dinkleberg carrying a bag.
"Ah-ha! He must have stolen my precious belongings!" exclaimed Timmy's Dad.
Immediately, he went to Dinkleberg's house to teach him a lesson.
"What a nice day at grocery shopping!" exclaimed Dinkleberg.
"You're not making off with my TV, Dinkleberg!" bellowed Timmy's Dad.
Quickly, Timmy's Dad began to chase after Dinkleberg.
"Give me back my egg nog!" screamed the man.
Well, it looks like Poof and Puff do have that sibling bond...in the next chapter, Vicky is going to make an appearance...she's the most evil girl in the world! Except for maybe Mama Cosma when she doesn't get her beauty sleep.
Good thing Puff's here, right?