In this chapter, Puff is going to start attending Timmy's class. Why you ask? Well, since she doesn't need to go to Spellementary School it seems that she's decided to go to a human school so that she can learn about humans. That way she'll know what to do if she becomes a godparent like her parents Cosmo and Wanda.
Do you think that she'll become a godparent someday?
Chapter 5: New Kid
Since she didn't have to go to Spellementary School, Puff wondered what she was going to do on weekdays. Surely there was another way that she could spend her time.
Unfortunately, she couldn't simply hang out with her brother, since he was still learning to control his magic. Maybe one day when he got his diploma.
Suddenly, she noticed that Timmy was going outside and onto a school bus.
"Huh? Where is Timmy headed?" asked Puff. She sure hoped that Timmy wasn't being sent to an insane asylum because he believed in fairies.
She decided to ask him what he was doing.
Immediately, she poofed herself on the sidewalk.
Timmy jumped in surprise.
"What are you doing, Timmy?" asked Puff.
"Isn't it obvious? I'm going to school." answered Timmy. Maybe if he was lucky Trixie Tang would take an interest in him...though knowing her that would probably be unlikely. Still, it was something that he could dream about.
"You're going to school? Huh, I guess non-magical creatures go to school as well." remarked the baby fairy.
"Well, humans do anyway." stated the boy.
Immediately, he entered the school bus so that he could head to Dimmsdale Elementary, even if he did have to put up with having Denzel Crocker as a teacher. The guy was a total lunatic.
Suddenly, Puff got an idea.
"I think I might know what school I should go to..." thought Puff.
A few minutes later...
"Are you ready for your pop quiz?" asked Chester.
"Why should I study? We all know that Mr. Crocker is going to give us Fs anyway..." answered Timmy.
"Right...forget I asked." stated the blonde.
"I think I'm going to ace this one." remarked AJ.
"Of course you will! You're a genius!" exclaimed the boy who always wore a pink hat.
"And you're the boy who dresses in pink." answered the boy who curiously had no hair.
"Yeah..." nodded Timmy. Perhaps he and Wanda shared the same fashion sense.
"Good morning class. Today I will have you know that we have a new student in our class." said Mr. Crocker.
"Again? But I got here last week..." questioned Chloe.
"Well, I'm not complaining about it. The more Fs I can hand out, the merrier!" exclaimed the evil teacher.
However, the new student was not who Timmy was expecting.
Suddenly, a girl who somewhat resembled Puff entered the classroom. She was dressed in yellow similar to Chloe and had yellow hair...though unlike Chloe she was carrying a yellow backpack that had a crown on it.
Timmy immediately recognized her.
"Puff? What are you doing here?" asked Timmy.
"Psst! I'm undercover!" exclaimed Puff.
Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof wondered why their sister was attending the same class as Timmy. If she wanted to come to school, she could simply pose as one of Timmy's school supplies.
Then again, they had already turned into all sorts of school supplies. Whenever Cosmo turned into a pencil, he was worried that he would accidentally erase himself using the eraser. Wanda had to keep assuring him that wasn't the case.
Usually whenever Poof transformed he shapeshifted into something simple like a book.
"Why are you here, Puff?" asked Timmy.
"I figured I should learn about humans so that I can understand what makes them happy...I think I'll become a godparent someday." remarked Puff.
"Well, you are remarkably mature for your age." answered the boy. She'd probably be the youngest fairy to ever take that title. If Poof can make fairy history by being the first fairy born in 10,000 years, why can't she?
"Our new student's name is...er, what is your name?" asked Mr. Crocker. For some strange reason it seemed like she had poofed in from thin air. Maybe it was the work of...fairy godparents!
"It's Penny. Penny Page." answered the disguised Puff.
"I see what you did there." said Timmy. Page Turner...
"Pleased to meet you, Penny Page! If you see fairies make sure to tell me!" exclaimed Mr. Crocker.
"Right, that's what I'll...do." nodded the girl.
"Oh the irony..." thought Puff.
Immediately, Denzel Crocker began to hand out papers.
"Wait, isn't this the man who kidnapped my brother?" asked Puff. What was he doing in an elementary school?
"Yeah...he's always trying to prove that fairies exist...though I will admit that he makes good rump roast." answered Poof.
"Rump roast?" inquired the girl.
"Yeah...I heard that they're serving it at the cafeteria again. You'll LOVE it." remarked the fairy.
"Yay! Rump roast!" exclaimed Cosmo.
"I better get my knife and my fork..." said Wanda.
At that very moment, the students finished their pop quizzes.
"We're done!" shouted Timmy.
"Good! Now here comes the fun part!" exclaimed Mr. Crocker.
"The fun part?" questioned Puff.
Immediately, Mr. Crocker handed out the students F, except for A.J. and Chloe since they're really smart.
"Darn it! He gave me an F! Again! Well, I guess that's what I should expect from Mr. Crocker." answered Timmy.
"You'd think he'd encourage students to succeed instead of simply failing them and relishing it." pondered Puff.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the answer sheet on Puff's desk.
"Huh. It seems I can still use some of my magic even when I'm human form...or maybe it's just a coincidence." questioned the transformed fairy.
Curious, she examined the answer sheet.
Her eyes widened in surprise.
"Wait a second! I answered all the questions on this pop quiz correctly! And yet you still gave me an F!" shouted Puff.
"What was the question you got wrong?" asked Chester.
"It was the last one...Denzel Crocker was asking me whether I thought whether he was awesome or not...considering he's a crazy lunatic who threatens to destroy things that I hold dear, I can't say I think that." answered Penny Page.
"Yeah, I think I missed that one too." remarked Timmy.
"Can I see that?"
"Knock yourself out." answered Penny.
Cosmo whacked himself on the head with a hammer.
"I see so many stars...or maybe that's my wand. It looks like a star." said Cosmo as he passed out.
Wanda wondered why Cosmo always took everything so literally.
Timmy gasped in shock. As it turned out, he had actually done pretty well on that pop quiz, but Crocker had given him an F again.
Timmy passed the answer sheet on to other students, who did the same as well.
"Boo!" exclaimed the various students in the classroom.
"Alright, fine! I'll revise your grades to As! Are you happy now?" asked Mr. Crocker.
"Yes!" shouted the students in the classroom.
Mr. Crocker changed the students' grades to As, shaking as he did so with each one.
"Now go to the lunchroom while I cry in a corner! It's time for lunch!" exclaimed Mr. Crocker.
As Puff left the classroom, the students showered her with praise.
"Way to go, Puff!" exclaimed Chester.
"We were so tired of him giving us Fs!" shouted Elmer.
"Hip hip hooray!" bellowed Sanjay.
"I think I'm going to like it here." answered Puff.
"You're reminding me of my first day at Spellementary School." noted Poof.
"What was that like?" asked the yellow fairy.
"It was awesome! I even got to be class president!" cheered the purple fairy.
"Good for you, brother." nodded Puff.
Suddenly, they heard stomping noises.
Quickly, the students began to tremble in fear.
"What's the matter with you guys?" asked Puff.
"It's Francis! The biggest bully in the whole school!" bellowed Sanjay.
"The biggest bully in the whole school? That doesn't sound good." answered the girl.
Sure enough, Francis was walking down the hall.
"So, it's time for lunch, isn't it? Well then, give me your lunch money!" exclaimed Francis.
Trembling, the students began to hand Francis their lunch money.
A wide smile formed on his face when Francis was done with his pilfering.
"Alright! I'm loaded today!" shouted the bully.
Suddenly, he noticed that there was one student that he hadn't gotten lunch money from yet.
That person was Penny Page.
"Hey you! Give me your lunch money!" exclaimed Francis.
If Puff had been Timmy or Chester or Elmer, she most likely would have done so.
However, she did something brave instead.
"Uh-uh!" exclaimed Penny, shaking her head.
"What? You're not going to give me your lunch money? That's funny, I usually make a lot of money out of extortion and racketeering, and yet you're not giving me a single cent...I guess I'll just have to settle for a knuckle sandwich!" exclaimed Francis.
Immediately, he cracked his knuckles and got ready to punch Puff.
"Oh no! Puff!" shouted Timmy.
"Whose Puff?" questioned AJ.
"I meant Penny..." answered the boy. He forgot about Puff's human persona.
However, when Francis attempted to punch Puff, she immediately ducked over it.
She then grabbed onto Francis and slammed him into a locker.
"Oof!" bellowed Francis.
The other students gasped in astonishment.
Penny Page dusted her hands off shortly afterward.
"Not so big and tough now, are you?" asked Penny.
"How could I get beaten up by a little girl? I want my mommy! Wah!" cried Francis.
Immediately, he ran into the lunchroom, dropping the lunch money that he had stolen from the students in one giant bag.
"Way to go, Penny! You showed Francis whose boss!" exclaimed Timmy.
"You rock!" cheered AJ.
"Now if only I wasn't allergic to girls..." complained Chester.
At that very moment, Trixie Tang showed up.
Curious, Puff noticed that Timmy seemed to be drooling.
"You alright?" asked Penny.
"What? Yeah yeah yeah, I'm fine." answered Timmy.
"Hey there! You seem to be popular around here...how would you like to sit at the popular kids table?" asked Trixie.
Immediately, she pulled out a pass saying that she would be welcome to sit there without being kicked out by her bodyguard with muscles comparable to Jorgen Von Strangle.
"Alright!" shouted Puff.
A few minutes later, Puff was sitting at the popular kids table. Also sitting there were Trixie Tang, Veronica, Chloe, and Tad and Chad.
"I notice that Timmy seems to drool whenever you're around..." remarked Puff.
"Yeah...a lot of students tend to find me attractive." answered Trixie. She probably wouldn't be so popular if she WASN'T attractive.
"I can see that." nodded the fairy. There was a reason that the unpopular kids dreamed of sitting at the popular table someday.
She decided to take a bite out of the Rump Roast.
Of course, once she started eating it, she wasn't able to stop.
"Hey! Watch it! You're getting food everywhere!" demanded Veronica.
"Sorry, I really love this rump roast!" shouted Puff.
"I can tell!" remarked Chloe. No wonder fairy hunters used rump roast to lure and trap fairies.
Immediately, Puff let out a big burp that broke the windows.
"Whoops!" exclaimed the girl.
Trixie Tang and her friends gasped in astonishment.
"I think I'll go sit next to Timmy Turner." said Puff.
"Tell him I said hi!" ordered Veronica.
Immediately, Puff sat next to Timmy.
"Hey there, Pu-I mean Penny." greeted Timmy.
"Hey there, Timmy. So how are you doing with my brother and my parents?" asked Penny.
"Pretty good. Poof makes for a good milk carton." noted the boy. "Speaking of which..."
Immediately, he began to gulp down some milk.
"That's good milk!" cheered Timmy.
"Of course it's good milk. It's magical!" exclaimed Penny.
"Right, of course." nodded the boy. Everything about his fairies was magical...including how dumb Cosmo was.
After lunch class, it was time to hit the gym.
Immediately, Puff poofed herself into a sports uniform.
"Be careful not to draw too much attention to yourself. Otherwise, you might alert Mr. Crocker." warned Timmy.
"Well, he's expecting people to have fairy godparents instead of actually BEING a fairy." answered Penny.
"True, but you still need to watch how much magic you use while you're at school." noted the boy.
Unfortunately for the smaller students at school such as Chester and AJ, Francis was on the opposing team, and he was bouncing the students as well as the basketball.
"This is the best sport ever! Well, that and dodgeball." remarked Francis.
"Man, those students are really taking a beating out there." answered Puff.
Suddenly, she noticed that Trixie was also attending gym class. She wasn't even wearing a gym uniform.
"Why aren't you playing basketball?" asked Puff.
"I'd probably stink at it..." answered Trixie.
"Really? I was under the impression that YOU of all people would want to play basketball..." questioned Penny.
"What makes you say that?" asked the girl.
Suddenly, one of the basketballs rolled towards the audience stand.
It stopped right next to Trixie's feet.
"Hey, can you give it back? Please?" asked Timmy.
"Um, sure." nodded Trixie.
Immediately, Trixie tossed the basketball...
...and it ended up going through the basketball hoop, scoring Timmy's team a point.
"Alright!" exclaimed Timmy. Now Team Shorties had one point...but of course Team Brawn (which Francis was on, naturally) still had ten points.
"Wow! I think you might be on to something." answered Trixie.
"You want to help Team Shorties? I think that you'll be their star player." stated Penny.
"But I haven't put on my sports uniform..." said the girl. It didn't seem too fashionable.
"No problem!" exclaimed the fairy disguised as a human.
Activating her plastic wand (which was secretly in her pocket), Trixie was suddenly wearing a sports uniform.
"How did I put mine on so fast?" asked Trixie.
"Who cares? You're ready for gym class now, aren't you?" inquired Puff.
Immediately, Trixie decided to join Team Shorties.
"You're helping us beat Francis?" asked Timmy.
"Well, you seemed to be at an overwhelming disadvantage...Penny recommended that I try playing basketball." answered Trixie.
"You're going to be the star player!" cheered Puff.
"She doesn't have a lot of competition." remarked Chester.
"So what if you have a star player now? I'll still beat you!" exclaimed Francis.
Immediately, he attempted to dribble the basketball into the goal.
However, Trixie intercepted him and tossed the ball into the hoop.
"Dang it!" bellowed Francis.
This kept going on and on...until eventually, The Shorties reached 11.
Shortly afterwards, the clock reached 0:00.
"What? Team Shorties won? Well, that's a pretty big surprise...but I guess sports isn't always as predictable as people might think it is..." noted the gym teacher.
Shortly afterwards, everyone on Team Shorties picked up Trixie and started tossing her in the air.
"Hooray for Trixie!" exclaimed Timmy.
"Wait, weren't we all guys before Trixie came along? It feels kind of funny..." remarked Elmer.
"Well, I didn't need a locker room...Penny took care of that." said Trixie.
Penny noted that she could dress up the whole team if she wanted to...but she decided that she could only use a limited amount of magic before she started attracting Mr. Crocker's attention. It was a shame that Timmy's teacher just so happened to be a fairy hunter.
But since she heard rumors that there were fairy hunters out there that were in fact more dangerous than Mr. Crocker was, maybe Timmy was actually rather lucky. She heard that there was a substitute teacher who tricked students into wishing that she was their permanent teacher so that she could detect their fairies and hunt them so that she could mount their wings on the wall.
It sounded like a horrible fate that she certainly didn't want to experience. How would she even get to Fairyworld without wings?
Frustrated that Team Shorties had gotten the better of him, Francis left the gym room feeling upset. So much for his spotless record at basketball.
Of course, it had been a close fight, but Francis had REALLY been hoping that he would win.
Maybe next time.
"Thanks for showing me that I could be good at sports." remarked Trixie.
"You're welcome!" exclaimed Penny.
"You're welcome to sit at the VIP table anytime you want...just make sure not to make a mess of things." answered the very tall girl.
"Yeah...I usually only do that whenever I eat rump roast." stated the fairy girl.
"That's your favorite food, huh? I guess I'll give you some napkins overtime you eat that." suggested Trixie.
"Sounds good!" exclaimed Puff.
She was happy that she was making friends...even when they were human instead of fairies. Of course, Timmy was friends with Poof despite the difference between species. One could also say that he was friends with Mark Chang, though Yugopotamians had different ideas for friendship than humans.
As she went home along with Timmy, she felt like she had a good day.
And yet, she got the feeling that the next day wasn't going to be as good as the last.
She wasn't quite sure why.
In the next chapter...well, unfortunately, another anti-fairy is going to be born. And of course this one is going to be Puff's opposite. Not good news for the world, is it?