In this chapter, Anti-Wanda is going give birth to Puff's anti-fairy counterpart. And yes, Puff has an anti-fairy counterpart too. Since Poof got an evil counterpart the season after he was born, I figured I might as well give Puff one too.
Chapter 6: The Birth Of Evil
Inside Anti-Cosmo's castle, Foop was busy playing in his playpen. Currently his parents were concocting evil schemes as well...but typically he had different ideas to conquer Fairyworld than them. He was an independent anti-fairy, even if he did love his parents.
"I'm so glad to be an only child...that way my parents give me all the love and attention..." remarked Foop. His parents certainly gave him a lot of evil toys. Anti-Wanda also loved hugging her baby boy.
Also, he wondered why his mother was so dumb. Apparently he had gotten his intelligence from his father, not his mother.
"So...what should I try for world domination?" questioned Foop. He would love nothing more than to conquer Fairyworld and to bring Jorgen Von Strangle to his knees so that the anti-fairies could take over...but as it was, Fairyworld was heavily guarded. And he couldn't just go and drain the Fairy Wand so that he could rob the fairies of their power, either. That wand was guarded too.
He began to scribble ideas for a plan. If he kept brainstorming ideas he was bound to come up with another idea eventually. The only question was when he would come up with an idea.
"Let's see...maybe I could give Jorgen Von Strangle poisonous rump roast...I bet he would fall for that." remarked Foop. It would be satisfying to watch his skin turn green from the poison and collapse on the floor.
However, judging from how strong Jorgen was, he probably had a stomach of steel. Poisoning rump roast probably wouldn't work on him.
He scrapped that idea and threw in the trash can.
"Here's another idea! Why don't I wait for Friday the 13th so I could gather an army of anti-fairies and then take over Fairyworld!" shouted Foop.
There was just one problem with that plan. Friday the 13th wasn't for another three months.
"Oh, right. I think I should come up with a plan that I could accomplish sooner than that." noted the evil baby. It was a shame since Friday the 13th was his favorite holiday.
Maybe he could use his magic to replace Timmy Turner with himself. That way he could get Cosmo and Wanda to make all sorts of crazy wishes that would make the world miserable.
Oh wait, there was a problem with that. There was a Da Rules book that set limits on what exactly godchildren could wish for. For example, they couldn't wish for a missile to fall on Fairyworld that would blow everything up.
Now that they thought of it, didn't the anti-fairies have their own copy of Da Rules as well? Of course, their rules were way different than Da Rules that the good fairies had, but they had their own rules regardless. Even they didn't want to do anything that was too crazy.
He was going to have to read that book to make sure that he didn't try to wish anything that would violate them. Otherwise he would be hauled off to the Anti-Fairy Dungeon...either that or he would be simply sent back to Abracatraz. It certainly got lonely in there.
Who even built that prison anyway? He knew that even Jorgen Von Strangle seemed to be frightened of that prison, so it probably wasn't him. He would like to talk to the prison warden if he wouldn't risk getting arrested.
Well, maybe he could come up with an evil scheme for another day. As much fun as concocting evil schemes was, they didn't always work out so well, anyway.
He decided to read some Anti-Fairy Tales.
"Hahahahaha! These tales are priceless!" exclaimed Foop.
Meanwhile...
Inside his crib, Poof was reading some fairy tales.
Currently, it was nighttime outside the Turner's house. The full moon was in the sky, and along with the full moon there were many different stars. Maybe if they were lucky a shooting star would show up so that they could make a wish.
Oh wait, they could make wishes without a shooting star. They didn't need those.
"I love these fairy tales!" exclaimed Poof.
Curious, he noticed that Puff was reading some anti-fairy tales.
"Why are you reading those? Those are scary!" bellowed the male baby fairy.
"I like having a good scare every now and then. Besides, the anti-fairy tale I'm currently on isn't so scary. It's called Anti-Cosmolocks And The Three Fairy Bears." explained Puff.
"What's that book about?" asked Poof.
"It's about Anti-Cosmo discovering a house in the woods. He burns one chair to a crisp, freezes another chair...and sits down in the third one since he likes it just fine. Afterwards, he throws out one porridge since it tastes too sweet, tosses another porridge out the window since it tastes so sour...and he munches on the third one since it actually tastes good."
"I'm starting to notice a pattern here." remarked the purple fairy baby.
"Yeah...some fairy tales are like that, regardless of whether they happened to fairies or anti-fairies. Anyways, he decides to go to bed even though the house isn't actually is. The first bed tries to swallow him, so he stuffs it full of dynamite. The second bed spits him out, so he drops a safe on it. The third bed is perfectly comfortable so he uses that to go to sleep." continued Puff.
"I'd read that if I weren't so scared of anti-fairies." said Poof.
"Yeah, I heard that other fairies are scared of anti-fairies as well. Not a big surprise since they're everything that fairies are not." noted the baby girl. There a reason that a lot of anti-fairies had been locked away for all the bad luck that they had caused. Of course, since fairies were anti-fairies' opposites, they caused good luck for everyone on Earth...when they weren't granting wishes, anyway.
"Mm-hmm. So how does the story end?" asked the male fairy baby.
"Well, guess what! He gets caught by the three bears when they come back home. I guess you shouldn't break and enter. But of course, since this is an anti-fairy tale, he manages to get away from it. The fairy police never catch him. Of course, maybe the fairy bears simply didn't know their phone number. Either way, Anti-Cosmo manages to flee the woods and he heads back to Anti-Fairy World. The End." explained Puff.
"Interesting story...that reminds me, Anti-Cosmo is the father of my anti-fairy counterpart, Foop..." noted Poof.
"Well, he's your dad's anti-fairy counterpart...it makes sense that he would be the father of your anti-fairy counterpart." answered the yellow fairy.
"Yeah, he's really mean. He wouldn't even share his lollipop with me yesterday when I was in Spellementary School. I'm just glad that there's only one anti-fairy baby in existence." said Poof.
"So am I, actually." answered Puff.
Little did they know that was about to change very soon.
Meanwhile...
"So, how is my boy doing?" asked Anti-Wanda.
"Pretty good, he's been mentioning how happy he is to be an only child." remarked Anti-Cosmo.
"He just loves the attention that we give up, doesn't he?" questioned the female anti-fairy.
"Yes, he does. He's my boy!" exclaimed the male anti-fairy.
Suddenly, Anti-Wanda began to munch on Anti-Cosmo's chair.
"Hey! That's my chair!" bellowed Anti-Cosmo.
"Sorry! I've been so hungry the last few days!" exclaimed Anti-Wanda.
"I'll say! You're already eating my monocle!" shouted the ringleader of the anti-fairies.
"Sorry, honey!" apologized the dumb anti-fairy.
"It's alright. I'll just poof myself a new monocle." answered Anti-Cosmo.
Anti-Cosmo did just that.
Suddenly, Anti-Wanda began to cry.
"Hey, what's the matter?" asked Anti-Cosmo.
"I don't know! I just feel sad!" bellowed Anti-Wanda.
A few seconds later, Anti-Wanda began to feel frustrated.
"Ugh! I am so mad!" shouted the evil fairy.
Afterwards, Anti-Wanda began to feel frightened.
She began to shiver in fear.
"I'm s-so scared." remarked the female anti-fairy.
"Someone's going through mood swings." said Anti-Cosmo.
Suddenly, Anti-Wanda's belly hit her on the face.
"Oof!" bellowed the dumb anti-fairy.
She then began to bounce around.
"Why are you so bouncy?" questioned Anti-Cosmo.
"I'm full of spirit, I guess!" exclaimed Anti-Wanda.
Suddenly, Anti-Wanda vomited all over the floor.
Immediately, butterflies began to fly around the castle.
"Darn it, Anti-Wanda! Now I'm going to have to clean up my ca-wait a minute." remarked Anti-Cosmo.
"What is it, honey?" asked Anti-Wanda.
"Judging from all the signs, you're pregnant again! Of course, I was starting to wonder how you got such a big round belly all of a sudden." exclaimed the ringleader of the anti-fairies.
"I'm pregnant again? Oh boy! That means I'm going to have a second child!" shouted Anti-Wanda.
"It looks that way...but how exactly did you get pregnant? Last time I checked Poof was the only fairy baby in existence..." answered Anti-Cosmo.
"Didn't we attempt to capture a fairy baby not too long ago?" questioned the bucktoothed fairy.
"Huh? Now I thought of it, yes, we did! Apparently people are calling her Puff...I guess you're going to be giving birth to her anti-fairy counterpart too!" bellowed the overlord of the anti-fairies.
"Oh boy! I'm so excited!" bellowed Anti-Wanda.
Suddenly, her stomach began to swell up.
"This is starting to remind me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory..." noted Anti-Cosmo.
Immediately, Anti-Wanda exploded.
Shortly afterwards, smoke filled Anti-Cosmo's castle.
"So, it looks like our child has been born!" bellowed Anti-Cosmo.
"I can't wait to see my baby son!" remarked Anti-Wanda.
"Um, Anti-Wanda, I don't think we have a baby son. Didn't Cosmo and Wanda give birth to a baby fairy girl?" questioned the evil overlord.
"Oh, right! Silly me!" exclaimed the fairy who ate with her feet instead of her hands.
"Let's take a look at our new daughter, shall we?" asked Anti-Cosmo.
As it turned out, their new baby was in her mother's arms. Like her mother Anti-Wanda, she had blue hair, though unlike her mother she happened to have pigtails. Naturally, she had a black crown on her head. Also, she had blue eyes and was wearing a blue shirt with black pants with a blue star on the right pant leg. Like her older brother, she was shaped like a square.
Immediately, she began to laugh evilly.
"Hahahahahaha!" laughed the baby girl.
"What do you think we should call her?" asked Anti-Wanda.
"We'll think of something." answered Anti-Cosmo.
At that very moment, Foop entered the room.
"What is all the ruckus over here? I'm trying to read some anti-fairy tales...many of which feature you for some strange reason, father." asked Foop.
"Hey there, Foop! Say hello to your new baby sister!" exclaimed Anti-Cosmo.
"Hello!" shouted Foop's new baby sister.
"New baby sister?!" bellowed Foop. He didn't believe it!
"Isn't she evil?" asked Anti-Wanda.
Foop's new sister laughed wickedly once again.
"Nooooooooooooo!" shouted Foop.
Immediately, he sped out of Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda's chambers and went back to his room.
"Huh. As soon as I told him about his new baby sister he left in a huff." remarked Anti-Cosmo.
"Perfect! We'll call her Huff!" exclaimed Anti-Cosmo.
"Huff! Huff!" bellowed Huff.
Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda began to laugh along with their new child. The world was not prepared for another anti-fairy baby.
The world decided to express its disapproval by making storm clouds and harsh winds.
Immediately, lightning struck outside Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda's castle.
Meanwhile...
Poof shivered in fear. He was feeling scared.
"What's the matter?" asked Puff.
"It's the weather outside! There's so much lightning and stormy clouds!" exclaimed Poof.
"It's alright. You should be safe indoors, especially in your parents' castle." answered the yellow fairy.
"Phew!" shouted the purple fairy.
"Though now I think about it, it is rather weird that a storm would appear so suddenly like this. It seemed to be perfectly fine weather just a few moments ago." questioned Puff. Had the weatherman of Dimmsdale been off?
Suddenly, Cosmo and Wanda left their fishbowl. They seemed worried about something.
"Is something the matter?" asked Puff.
"It's Wanda's maternal instinct, or whatever that is! She says that something horrible has happened!" exclaimed Cosmo.
"Something...horrible? That explains the bad weather that we've been having." remarked Puff.
"The wind is howling outside!" bellowed Poof.
"There's only one explanation for this...an anti-fairy baby has been born!" exclaimed Wanda.
"Funny, I was just reading some anti-fairy tales." said the yellow fairy.
"Anti-fairy tales? Those things give me nightmares!" cried out Cosmo.
"I don't get it...I've already been born ages ago...why is there another anti-fairy?" asked Poof.
"Yeah, I don't get it eit-wait a minute." realized Puff.
"What is it?" inquired Wanda.
"I was born about a week ago, right? And each fairy has an anti-fairy counterpart, correct?" questioned the yellow fairy.
"That's right...I think." answered Cosmo.
"Then that means MY anti-fairy counterpart must have been born. That's the only explanation I can think of." said Puff.
"Yeah, that makes sense." nodded Wanda.
"You know, after reading some of those scary anti-fairy tales, I've started to wonder what it would be like to have an anti-fairy counterpart myself." admitted the female baby fairy.
"It's not fun, trust me." answered Poof.
"Yeah, I'd think I'd better get ready for a fight." remarked Puff.
Immediately, she pulled out her plastic wand.
At that very moment, Timmy woke up from his nap.
"What's going on, guys?" asked Timmy.
"It involves Puff! Her anti-fairy counterpart!" bellowed Wanda.
"Oh man! Having Foop come into the world was bad enough...but now there are two anti-fairy babies!" exclaimed the boy.
"I know, right? Let's flee like cowards and hide in a shelter!" suggested the terrified Cosmo.
"I just wonder what Puff's anti-fairy counterpart is up to now." answered Timmy. If she was the opposite of Puff, what exactly was she like?
Back at Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda's castle...
Inside Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda's room, Huff was busy doodling.
"I wonder what she's drawing?" asked Anti-Cosmo.
"I bet it's something evil!" cheered Anti-Wanda.
Immediately, Huff finished the drawing.
"Heeheeheeheee!" giggled Huff.
Anti-Cosmo decided to have a look.
On the drawing was a crude picture of Cosmo who was saying "My name is Cosmo and I'm a big fat stupid doofus! I don't even deserve to have a fairy godchild, let alone two of them! I don't have to worry about zombies because I don't have a brain!"
Anti-Cosmo laughed hysterically.
"That's a good one!" exclaimed Anti-Cosmo.
"Ooh! Do my fairy counterpart next!" bellowed Anti-Wanda.
"Yes, mama!" shouted Huff.
Immediately, she scribbled a drawing of Anti-Wanda's fairy counterpart, Wanda.
On the drawing she was saying "My name is Wanda! I nag people 24 hours a day! I'm no fun to be with at all! Don't invite me to parties because I am party pooper! Literally! I overclogged the toilet!"
Anti-Wanda laughed as well.
"You are one heck of a comedian!" bellowed Anti-Wanda.
"Hahahahaha!" laughed Huff.
"You know, I was under the impression that you were going to name our daughter Ffup like you did with your son Foop..." questioned the adult female anti-fairy.
"That doesn't make sense! Besides, I hardly knew the fairy baby!" shouted Anti-Cosmo. Unfortunately, they couldn't use her for world domination like he and the Head Pixie tried to do with Poof. Chloe had really thought things through.
"Say, Huff! Why don't you play with a nice toy!" exclaimed Anti-Wanda.
"Huh?" asked Huff.
Immediately, she handed Huff a magical black rattle that happened to have spikes.
Huff let out an evil laugh.
She decided to give it a test run.
Meanwhile, Timmy's Dad was arriving back home after a long day of work.
"It's so good to be finally back home! By the way, I just love my car!" exclaimed Timmy's Dad.
Suddenly, a ray fired from Huff's new rattle destroyed his car, reducing it to scrap metal.
"My car! No! This must be the work of Dinkleberg!" bellowed the man.
Currently, Dinkleberg was sleeping.
"I'll get you for this, Dinkleberg!" screamed Timmy's father.
Suddenly, Huff drew a picture of her brother Foop.
"Huh? You're wondering where your brother is? Last time I saw him he was heading towards his room..." said Anti-Cosmo.
Currently, Foop was in his room sobbing. As he cried, flowers began to grow in his room.
"This isn't fair! Why did my parents have to give birth to another child? I wanted to be the only anti-fairy baby in existence! It made me so special! But no! Now there's another anti-fairy baby in the world! Why me?" questioned Foop.
It just wasn't his day.
"Now they're going to be putting THEIR love and attention on their younger daughter, not me! I'm going to be a complete reject!" bellowed the anti-fairy baby.
Foop began to cry even harder. At this rate he was going to flood his parents' castle.
"If only Cosmo and Wanda hadn't given birth to another child, maybe that way this wouldn't have happened!" exclaimed the anti-fairy baby.
He continued to cry as a storm continued to rage over Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda's castle.
Well, it looks like Puff has an anti-fairy counterpart. And unfortunately Foop, unlike his fairy counterpart, is not happy by the fact that his parents have given birth to another child. Once again he's proven himself to be Poof's opposite. And of course as you can tell Huff is Puff's opposite. You can probably see what I did with her name. I was a bit more creative than simply naming her Anti-Puff.
In the next chapter, Huff is going to be causing a lot of destruction. It looks like Puff is going to have to try to stop her.