In this chapter, Huff and Foop are going to inflict chaos throughout Fairyworld...Jorgen Von Strangle, the Tooth Fairy, Juandissimo, Cupid, and Mama Cosma had best beware! As if one anti-fairy baby wasn't bad enough.
Basically this is going to be a comedic chapter...you're going to see some action in the next chapter.
Chapter 7: Chaos In Fairyworld
As Foop was crying tears of acid that were making holes in the carpet, someone suddenly knocked on the door.
Foop wondered who it was. Was it the pizza man? He enjoyed pizza, especially if it was evil pizza.
"Who is it?" asked Foop.
"It's your little sister!" exclaimed Huff.
Foop frowned. Why couldn't she simply leave him be?
"What else do you want? You already ruined my life!" bellowed the male anti-fairy baby. Huff was the worst possible thing to ever happen to him...or so he thought.
"Ruin your life? What are you talking about? I just wanted to talk to you!" shouted the female anti-fairy baby.
"Fine, you can come in...I doubt that you could do anything else to spoil everything I hold dear..." answered the crying anti-fairy baby who for some strange reason had facial hair.
Immediately, Huff came in.
"What's the matter?" asked Huff.
"Now that you've been born, my parents are going to give YOU all the love and attention, not me!" bellowed Foop. He might as well sit in a dark corner and think about all the woes in his life.
"I can give you love and attention!" exclaimed the female anti-fairy baby.
Suddenly, Foop stopped crying. Was Huff telling the truth?
"What? You can? Like...what?" asked the former prisoner of Abracatraz.
Immediately, Huff drew a drawing of Poof.
"My name is Poof! I'm a big stupid baby who's always going to the bathroom in his diaper! I'm also the biggest loser in Spellementary School! Foop is everything I'm not and I'll never be like him! He should be class president, not me!" exclaimed Poof in the drawing.
"That's...actually pretty good. Try another one!" shouted Foop.
Huff drew a picture of Timmy Turner.
"My name is Timmy Turner. I need my godparents because I'm such a big stupid loser! My parents are complete and utter idiots who can't do anything right, including raising me! Also, I can never do well at school!" bellowed Timmy in the drawing.
Foop began to laugh. Huff certainly had a good sense of humor...or a bad sense of humor in this case. She could probably grow up to be an anti-fairy comedian, however many years that took.
"I love you, big brother!" exclaimed Huff.
"I think I misjudged you. Perhaps having a little sister won't be so bad after all." answered Foop.
"Now that we've accepted each other as siblings, why don't we do something evil!" suggested the female anti-fairy.
"I'd love to! I'm glad that we share the same interests..." stated the male anti-fairy.
"Yeah...unfortunately, I don't think we can say the same about our fairy counterparts." remarked Huff.
"Too bad for them!" exclaimed Foop.
Immediately, Foop and Huff went to a fancy restaurant so that they could eat some chicken cordon bleu. That was some good chicken.
However, they had a problem. As soon as they attempted to get a seat, the reservationist quickly realized just how young they were.
"You two are babies? Sorry, you can't come here with your parents. It's not safe!" exclaimed the fairy reservationist. Of course, he found it quite unusual that there were babies visiting his restaurant, since almost everyone in Fairyworld was an adult.
Wait, weren't these kids the children of Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda? They ruled over Anti-Fairy World with their sheer cunning and maliciousness.
"Oh, you're not going to let us in the restaurant, are you? In that case..." answered Huff.
Quickly, she zapped the reservationist with her new rattle.
"Yeow!" bellowed the reservationist. For a baby Huff really packed a punch.
"Thank you." said Foop.
"You're welcome." answered Huff. She wasn't going to let a puny reservationist ruin their fun.
Immediately, he ran out of the restaurant. He wasn't getting paid enough for this, especially when anti-fairies were coming to this restaurant.
A few minutes later, Huff and Puff began to munch on some chicken cordon bleu.
"This stuff is delicious!" exclaimed Huff.
"Of course it's delicious. Every anti-fairy loves it!" bellowed Foop.
"Do fairies love this stuff too?" asked the square-shaped baby girl.
"They'd rather eat rump roast." answered the anti-fairy baby with black facial hair. There were probably some fairies that liked eating chicken cordon bleu...but rump roast was their universal favorite food.
"How did fairies and anti-fairies get so different?" questioned Huff. It was like going through a mirror and back.
"I don't know. Maybe we've always been this way..." answered Foop. Every fairy had an anti-fairy counterpart after all. Jorgen Von Strangle found his anti-fairy counterpart to be humiliating.
Speaking of which, he was also at the restaurant eating chicken cordon bleu as well.
"I just love flowers! They're so sweet!" bellowed Anti-Jorgen.
"Sheesh, I'm a girl and I'm more masculine than he is." noted Huff. No wonder Jorgen Von Strangle was embarrassed by his anti-fairy counterpart.
"Much agreed." concurred Foop. He wondered what the Anti-Tooth Fairy saw in him. Now that he thought of it, the Anti-Tooth Fairy was much more masculine as well. She made a living out of stealing money off of children. And for some strange reason she always teeth behind...apparently that was her calling card.
Since children could give teeth to the regular Tooth Fairy for cash, this ended up starting a cycle between them. It was a cycle that never seemed to end.
Afterwards, Huff and Foop decided to go visit Jorgen Von Strangle's house. They were about to do something that was very naughty indeed.
Quickly, they checked to see if Jorgen and his wife weren't home.
As it turned out, they were off on a date.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Foop.
"How should I know? I can't read minds!" exclaimed Huff.
"I'm thinking about looting Jorgen Von Strangle's house..." explained the male anti-fairy baby.
"Oh. Yeah, that's what I was thinking about." answered the female anti-fairy baby.
Immediately, both Foop and Huff began to loot Jorgen Von Strangle's precious belongings, including his TV, his dumbbells, and his treadmill.
"Isn't breaking and entering fun?" asked Huff.
"I'll say!" exclaimed Foop. They should do this more often.
After they were finished robbing Jorgen's house, they then gave each other a high five.
They then snuck into the bushes so that they could witness Jorgen Von Strangle's reaction.
At that very moment, Jorgen Von Strangle and the Tooth Fairy arrived at home, still unaware as to what had happened inside their home sweet home.
"What a nice date! I didn't break a single tooth!" exclaimed Jorgen as he stepped back inside his house.
"I never break my teeth! I'm the Tooth Fairy!" shouted the Tooth Fairy.
However, when they entered their house, they were in for a nasty surprise. They had fallen victim to a burglar!
"Well, you've got a point there." nodded Foop.
Their eyes widened in shock. It looked like someone had broken into their house while they were away. Perhaps Jorgen Von Strangle should have installed a burglar alarm.
"Butch Hartman! What happened here?" asked the Tooth Fairy.
"Noooo! Without my workout channel, my dumbbells, and my treadmill, I am nothing!" exclaimed Jorgen Von Strangle.
Suddenly, Jorgen Von Strangle's muscles began to deflate, until he looked just like a normal fairy.
As they witnessed this unfold using two pair of binoculars, Foop and Huff began to laugh hysterically.
"This is hilarious! Not so big and tough now, are you Jorgen?" inquired Foop.
"Whose going to protect Fairyworld now? Wait...if Jorgen's a weakling now, what's going to happen to Anti-Jorgen?" asked Huff.
Meanwhile, Anti-Jorgen was being laughed at the other fairies for wearing a dress.
"You're wearing a dress? What are you, a man or a woman?" asked Anti-Binky.
Immediately, the anti-fairies suddenly began to laugh.
Suddenly, Anti-Jorgen's muscles swelled up.
A few seconds later, his ballerina dress was replaced with a military uniform.
"Fear me now!" exclaimed Anti-Jorgen in a deep and booming voice.
Quickly, the Anti-Fairies began to flee in fear. Since when was Anti-Jorgen so...manly?
Back at Jorgen Von Strangle's house...
"Now let's take this loot to our father's castle, shall we?" asked Huff. They wouldn't want to get arrested by the Fairyworld authorities...though considering what had happened to Jorgen Von Strangle they were probably nothing nothing.
Foop nodded. If Jorgen Von Strangle found out that they had made off with his precious possessions, he would...cry in a corner like a baby. He was a complete loser now!
Immediately, they poofed themselves back to Anti-Cosmo's castle.
"Now then, what should we do next?" asked Huff.
"Well, we already ruined Jorgen's life, why don't we try going after another fairy next?" inquired Foop. There were other fairies in Fairyworld that would be rather fun to torment.
"I know! Let's go after Juandissimo...I have an idea how to ruin his life..." remarked the anti-fairy baby girl.
"Suit yourself." nodded the male square baby.
Immediately, Huff and Foop went to Juandissimo's house.
"You are the most beautiful fairy ever! Everyone knows it! Then again, I heard that people say the same about Rip Studwell...meh, I'm sure that there's enough girls for both of us." said the Hispanic fairy.
"How are we supposed to humiliate him?" asked Foop.
"Just take my picture of Rip Nightmare for me, will you?" inquired Huff. Unsurprisingly, Rip Nightmare was Rip Studwell's anti-fairy counterpart.
Immediately, she pulled out a picture of Rip Nightmare. He looked much like his fairy counterpart, but instead of teeth he had fangs. And of course, he was blue, he was dressed in a blue labcoat, and had a black crown.
"Dr. Nightmare? Female anti-fairies everywhere are terrified of him!" exclaimed the male anti-fairy baby. He was somewhat frightened of Rip Nightmare himself.
"I know...that's why I love him so much. Besides, he takes his job as a doctor really seriously!" remarked Huff.
"Well, you've got a point there." nodded Foop. You wouldn't find a better doctor in Anti-Fairyworld.
Immediately, Foop took away the picture of Dr. Nightmare from Huff.
"Now put on your earmuffs." said Huff.
Foop questioned why he needed a pair of earmuffs, but he decided to follow his sister's request.
As soon as Huff realized that her precious picture of Rip Nightmare had been taken away from her, she began to scream.
She screamed so loudly that every single window in Juandissimo' house was shattered.
The same thing happened to all the mirrors in his house as well.
"I just love the way I look!" exclaimed Juandissimo, looking into a mirror.
Suddenly, his mirror shattered.
"What?!" bellowed the Hispanic fairy.
Looking around, he noticed that every single mirror in his house had been destroyed. He might as well be a vampire because he could
"Noooo! I'm the most gorgeous fairy around! I don't deserve this!" exclaimed Juandissimo.
Immediately, he began to cry.
Foop took off his earmuffs shortly afterwards and handed the picture of Dr. Nightmare back to Huff so that he could listen to the sweet sound of Juandissimo's sorrow.
"Oh dear, it looks like Juandissimo's having a really bad day. Maybe he shouldn't be so narcissistic, just like his anti-fairy counterpart!" exclaimed Huff. He was so bashful that even looking into a mirror made him nervous.
"Whose life should we ruin next?" asked Foop.
"Maybe Cupid? Valentine's Day makes me feel sick to my stomach." answered the female anti-fairy. Already, she was starting to feel like barfing butterflies.
"I'm with you there." nodded Poof's archenemy. Who would invent such a disgusting holiday? On the other hand, he thought that whoever invented Friday the 13th was a genius.
Immediately, Huff and Foop went to visit Cupid.
As it turned out, he was making a phone call...and he left his arrows completely unguarded.
"Stupid Cupid." thought Foop.
"Hello, how are ya? You want me to spread some love? Well alright, but you know how busy I can be." remarked Cupid.
Foop grabbed onto Cupid's arrows while Huff summoned a big, ugly female troll.
"Huh. I wonder how I got here." questioned the troll.
"Ready?" asked Huff.
Foop nodded.
Immediately, he shot an arrow at the female troll.
And unfortunately for Cupid, the first thing that she saw was Cupid himself.
"Come here, you!" exclaimed the troll.
"Aah!" screamed Cupid as he found himself being chased by his ugly admirer.
Foop and Huff laughed hysterically. It looked like there might not be a Valentine's Day this year.
"Now let's go visit Mama Cosma!" exclaimed Foop.
"Wait...are we visiting our dad's mother or are we visiting his fairy counterpart's mother?" asked Huff. This was starting to confuse her.
"We're visiting his fairy counterpart's mother...though I suppose we could visit our grandmother later. " explained the baby with a goatee.
"Oh..." comprehended the female anti-fairy that was shaped like a square.
"Although, that does give me an idea..." said Foop.
One hour later...
"What a wonderful day! The sun is shining!" exclaimed Mama Cosma.
Suddenly, she heard knocking on her door.
"Huh? Who is it?" questioned Cosmo's mother.
"It's your boy, Cosmo! Let me in!" exclaimed Cosmo.
Mama Cosma immediately felt excited.
Immediately, she opened the door for her son. Sure, he had transformed his father into a fly and he was never seen again...and had gotten fairy babies unofficially banned, and had given birth to two fairy babies regardless of that...but she was still glad to have him around regardless.
"I'm so glad to have you back, Cosmo!" shouted Mama Cosma.
"I'm not Cosmo! I'm Anti-Cosmo!" bellowed "Cosmo".
Cosmo removed his mask, revealing that he was actually Anti-Cosmo in disguise.
Mama Cosma fainted.
"Thanks for the help, dad!" exclaimed Huff as she and Foop started looting Mama Cosma's belongings.
"I'll do anything for my two special children!" remarked Anti-Cosmo.
Poofing themselves back into their father's castle, they decided what we should do next.
"Well, we've already wreaked havoc throughout Fairyworld...what should we do next?" asked Huff.
"I guess there's only one thing left to know...destroy our fairy counterparts!" bellowed Foop.
"Sounds like fun! I'm in!" exclaimed Foop's younger sister.
Immediately, the duo began to laugh maniacally.
Meanwhile...
"I just felt a chill go down my soul." answered Poof.
"Yeah, mine too." stated Puff.
"Are you two feeling chilly? Let's turn up the heat!" exclaimed Cosmo.
Immediately, he summoned a heater.
Unfortunately, Cosmo being Cosmo, he made it too hot and he was reduced to ashes.
"Someone get the dustpan!" exclaimed Cosmo.
Wanda sighed and did just that, turning off the heater as she did so.
"I think I'll watch TV now." said Poof.
"Ah bup bup bup bup. I need to watch the news." answered Puff.
"Alright." nodded Puff's older brother. Every now and then he needed to share things, just like Timmy had to share his godparents with Chloe.
Immediately, Puff turned on the TV so that she could watch the news.
What she found on TV was rather alarming.
"Authorities are baffled today as to the recent calamities that have occurred in Fairyworld. Jorgen Von Strangle and Mama Cosma have been robbed, Juandissimo's mirrors have been broken, a reservationist was assaulted, and Cupid is being chased by a troll!" bellowed the news reporter.
"Help!" screamed Cupid as he was being chased by the troll.
Cosmo poofed himself in, now back to normal.
"My mother and Jorgen Von Strangle have been robbed? What could have happened?" asked Cosmo. And who would be foolish enough to rob Jorgen Von Strangle?
Immediately, Timmy and Chloe came in.
"What's going on, Wanda and Cosmo?" asked Timmy.
"You seem stressed about something." continued Chloe.
"Bad things have been happening in Fairyworld today. Someone broke into Jorgen Von Strangle's house and robbed him. Rumor has it that he's really puny now." explained Puff.
"Wow...I wonder what could have happened to make him so weak?" asked Timmy.
"Well, apparently the perpretrator took his TV that he uses to watch the workout channel...as well as his workout equipment." explained Puff.
"That explains it." nodded Chloe.
"You don't think that has anything to do with an anti-fairy being born last night...do you?" questioned Timmy.
"Well, she's my anti-fairy counterpart so it seemed obvious that she would be mischievous." remarked Puff.
"True..." nodded the boy.
"I'm starting to wonder if we should get ready to fight..." suggested Poof. It was only a matter of time before Huff and Foop showed up and tried to destroy them and send them to Fairy Heaven.
"Didn't you already beat him the last few times that you battled?" asked Wanda. It seemed foolish for Foop to come back to take another beating.
"Yes, but this time he has an anti-fairy sister backing him up." noted the baby boy. Things weren't going to be so easy this time.
"Well then, I guess I'll just have to back you up." answered the baby girl.
"You would do that for me?" asked Poof.
"Of course I do! I'm your brother! Besides, it wouldn't be fair if you had to take on those two alone." said Puff. One of them was her anti-fairy counterpart.
"Alright." nodded the baby boy.
Immediately, Poof grabbed his rattle while Puff grabbed her plastic wand.
They weren't going down without a fight.
As you can see, this was essentially a villains chapter, featuring Foop and his new sister Huff. We're going to see more of our heroes in the next chapter.
In the next chapter, Puff and Poof are going to fight against their anti-fairy counterparts. Hopefully they'll be able to reverse all the trouble that the anti-fairy duo had caused.