I hold out Lero and threaten to drop him. This is just too fun. Then someone starts playing with my mind. Road. I overcome it, knowing you can't change the past.
"What, how?!" she looks at me with a face of pure confusion.
"Your mind tricks can't fool me." I say.
I teleport Tyki, Road, and the Earl to some random place in South America. Then I focus Lulubel. I Tell her to come at me. She makes her hands into whips and I use chains. She turns into a lion and roars. I make a lion, that is two times bigger than her, under me and ride it like a horse.
"I can use your forms agents you, so its better to stay in one form." I say.
She changes back, and I keep the lion, and use it to fight her. She is quicker than she looks, but the lion is quicker. After three hours of unsuccessful dodges, she is finally unconsciousness. I teleport her to a different place in South America.
"Well, looks like my work is done here." I say, feeling proud.
"LET ME GO ~LERO~" the umbrella says.
"Shut up umbrella, your so damn annoying." I say, and exit the dimension.
One Hour Ago At The Order.
Komui is starting to get worried. He hadn't heard from the group in more than an hour hours. He also couldn't reach the finder. So he calls in an exorcist.
"I sent a group about three hours ago to Alaska. We still haven't heard back from them." say Komui.
"Tch, then why am I here?" Kanda asks.
"I need you to go to make sure they haven't been frozen in the below freezing temperatures. We have not heard from, nor can we contact, the finders." Komui continues.
Kanda just walks out and heads to the canal, to be sent off. At Alaska Kanda sets off to the nearest village, McGrath. He finally gets there and sees a finder.
"Hey you!" he yells over the blizzard.
"Yes mister exorcist?" asks the finder.
"Have you seen the other exorcists that came here." asks Kanda.
"Yes two are sleeping, and one is looking for innocence." the finder replies.
They go into the cabin to wake the other two.
At The Cave.
"Now how do I get an innocence out of a pillar?" I wonder aloud.
"If you were smart you would know ~Lero~" says the umbrella
"What did I say about talking." I say.
I throw a knife at him and he squeals. He is chained to a wall, trying to get loose.
I continue thinking then I start think of ways to blow it up. Of course Without causing a nuclear explosion. This will be hard.
Meanwhile.
A finder and three exorcists are looking for Dragon. They are trekking through the snow, following Morgan.
"How do you know where he even is?" asks Kanda.
"Its painful, but I can here her thoughts. Without even trying to. I can't tell if were close or not, knowing how loud she thinks." says Morgan.
"Tch." growl Kanda, as he follows Morgan.
"She is not a homicidal killing-machine." says Morgan at Kanda, "On second thought, I completely agree. she is indeed."
Devyn just laughs. After a while of walking, Morgan crashes into something.
"Watch where your going hachimaki." says Kanda.
"THERE WAS NOTHING TO WATCH BAKANDA!" says Morgan as she rubs her head.
Devyn comes up and feels the wall, then travels alongside it. She fall in a dark cave, and she can't see anything. The others follow.
"BOO!" I yell, and they all jump back.
I am wearing night-vision goggles.
"DRAGON. DON'T DO THAT. YOU ALMOST GAVE ALL OF US A HEART ATTACK!" yells Morgan, "AND STOP THINKING THAT LOUD!"
"Sorry, I don't know how to get the innocence out. Without collapsing the whole place on top of us, that is." I say.
I give them all night-vision goggles. Then I get an idea.
"Go back outside. I have an idea." I say.
They all step out. I make stone pillars all around the cave. Then I set bombs on each side of the pillar, to a high as I can reach. I activate the bombs and run out.
"What are-?" Kanda begins but is cut off by a ground-shaking explosion.
After the explosions stop, we are surrounded by tons of dust.
"I hope Lero died in all that." I say.
I look at the cave and, to my dismay, Lero comes flying out.
"FREE! FINALLY FREE ~LERO~" he says as he flies away.
Good riddance. I look at the cave, or at least whats left of it. All there is are the pillars I made out of innocence. I deactivate the pillars and start laughing. The explosion caused all the illusions to deactivate.
"I-I can't hear." say Morgan.
I walk up to her and put my thumb on a spot on her neck.
"What are you-? OW!" she yells, "Hey, I can hear again! Thanks, I didn't want to be deaf."
"No problem. Wow I didn't know bombs could do that!" I say, remembering back to the explosion.
"STOP IT!" yells Morgan, "I don't think I can hear anymore."
I repeat what I did to her the first time. Then I head into the rubble. There, in the middle, is the glowing green innocence.
"Got it, lets go back to head quarters." I say putting it in my pocket.
That's when I notice, the finder is missing.